"David"
"Phil Allison"
"David"

** You a total ****ing moron ????

Well for now let's assume so.


** No assumption needed here, folks.


Well I assumed that your comment was a grammatically incorrect question

** LOL !!!

You are one pompous, assuming ass.

And an illiterate one at that.




Well I thought that maybe as they designed the piano ...

** ROTFLMAO !!!

The spare parts gal or dude is now the **designer ** ???

Think some guy in Japan or Taiwan has that title.

When I design a sprinkler system,


** What does it sprinkle ??

Fairy dust, by any chance ???

The fairies and goblins at the bottom of your garden are having a real hoot
right now.

Cos the house is occupied by a GIANT tu tu wearing fairy.



** My god you really are a LIVE ONE !!


Can't we get you on Mastermind, Phil?
Next contestant - Phil Allison from uk.rec.audio.
Specialist subject - Stating the bleedin' obvious.


** Least the ****ing idiot admits he is a LIVE ONE !!

The entertainment never stops here folks.....




..... Phil