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Keith G February 9th 04 01:13 AM

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"George M. Middius" wrote in message
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Keith G said:

(We *lost* a war? - When did that happen? Why wasn't I told? - Actually,
forget that, the French actually *won* a war??? What's that all about
then?))


It's all nonsense. Napoleon was actually English.



No he wasn't - and he wasn't French either.

(Here's an interesting fact for you - Napoleon made the nations he
'conquered' drive on the right hand side of the road, just to rub their
faces in it. We drive on the left hand side......... ;-)






Keith G February 9th 04 01:21 AM

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"Kurt Hamster" wrote in message
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On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:15:00 -0500, George M. Middius used
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Keith G said:

(We *lost* a war? - When did that happen? Why wasn't I told? -

Actually,
forget that, the French actually *won* a war??? What's that all about
then?))


It's all nonsense. Napoleon was actually English.


Now I must admit that my history skills are very poor, so could someone
just remind me of any war where the US won all on their own?



Yes, there was one - The American Civil War......




Keith G February 9th 04 01:22 AM

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"Peter Sammon" wrote in message
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"Keith G" wrote in news:4026ddd1$0$7059
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"Peter Sammon" wrote


snip drivel


Actually it's losing several wars to the French that does it to you.
Stiff upper lip and all that rot!




Anybody got a clue WTF this **** is going on about?

What wars.....???


(We *lost* a war? - When did that happen? Why wasn't I told? -

Actually,
forget that, the French actually *won* a war??? What's that all about
then?))


Pity the sad state of British education. You could start with William the
Conqueror- technically I suppose.

http://www.britishbattles.homestead....frenchwars.htm

HTH!




It does. Now go to that page and seach (Ctrl F) for:

"In many ways, England's victory set the stage for the American Revolution."

and give some to consideration to the fact that this little country (UK) has
probably been the most steadfast and dependable friend you Yanks have ever
had (or ever will have). The really good news is that this 'special
relationship' will be affected *not* one iota by all your pathetic attemps
to niggle a few Brits with silly little references to skirmishes that were
not much more than family squabbles (and which provided more long-term
employment than even your own SETI project of more recent years).....

Now get a life, you sad little ****.





Keith G February 9th 04 01:44 AM

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"Peter Sammon" wrote in message
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"Keith G" wrote in
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"George M. Middius" wrote in message
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Keith G said:

(We *lost* a war? - When did that happen? Why wasn't I told? -
Actually, forget that, the French actually *won* a war??? What's
that all about then?))

It's all nonsense. Napoleon was actually English.



No he wasn't - and he wasn't French either.


Corsican. Originally the island of Corsica belonged to Genoa IIRC, before
being given to France for some deal or other. They still speak Italian on
island I believe.




Very good and almost correct. Corsica is bilingual - French (the official
language) and a Tuscan dialect of Italian.





Keith G February 9th 04 01:44 AM

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"Peter Sammon" wrote


Now get a life, you sad little ****.


"Poking a dog with a stick"

;-))




How many fingers you got left?






Ian Molton February 9th 04 03:09 AM

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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 02:09:25 +0000
Kurt Hamster wrote:


The US has to be good as something but I'm ****ed if I can think what it
is. Errrmmmm, still thinking, ahhh Blues music, but beyond that, nope
can't think of much we have to be grateful to them for.


Stealing the jet engine and the magnetron ?

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Ian Molton February 9th 04 03:09 AM

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Peter Sammon wrote:

beyond that, nope
can't think of much we have to be grateful to them for.


Seinfeld.


You have *GOT* to be kidding...

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Ian Molton February 9th 04 03:12 AM

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Peter Sammon wrote:

I think I'd rather be a brit than belong to the most hated country
on the planet.


Canada?


Heh. you do realise that almost the entire world (including a ton-load
of yanks) *LOVES* Canada? Its ranked No. 1 most desireable place to live
(USA is only just above the 3rd world in those rankings)

Canada is the country the USA wanted to be but sadly failed to become...

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Ian Molton February 9th 04 03:17 AM

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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 02:27:09 -0000
Peter Sammon wrote:

No he wasn't - and he wasn't French either.


Corsican. Originally the island of Corsica belonged to Genoa IIRC, before
being given to France for some deal or other. They still speak Italian on
island I believe.


Who'd a thunk it could use google?


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Ian Molton February 9th 04 03:54 AM

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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 04:33:37 -0000
Peter Sammon wrote:


6. Canadians show little respect for Americans from the South.


Does anyone?

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dave weil February 9th 04 04:18 AM

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On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 22:50:12 -0000, Peter Sammon
wrote:

dave weil wrote in
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On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:53:50 -0000, Peter Sammon
wrote:

In addition to their renown in the areas of dentistry, martian lander
technology and national health care, the Brits are well known for their
firm grasp of reality.


Got any American made O-rings or heat tiles on you?


No. They were sold to Britain to build this:

http://www.beagle2.com/index.htm


And how many lives did the Beagle cost?

dave weil February 9th 04 04:19 AM

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On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 23:13:27 -0000, Peter Sammon
wrote:

Kurt Hamster wrote in
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On Sun, 8 Feb 2004 21:58:57 +0000, Chris Morriss used
to say...

In message , Peter Sammon
writes
Chris Morriss wrote in
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Much as I dislike responding to a Troll (Wingardium Leviosa is
possibly the right thing to say!), but I suggest the our Peter
Spammon looks at the proportion of the US population that still
have there own teeth at the age of 60, (not synthetic implants!),
and compare that with the UK.

You might then want to stop drinking so much Coca-Cola over in
'Murrican land when you see the discrepancy.

I don't mind my crooked, but healthy teeth, even if I do go for a
dental check-up only every 6 months.

In addition to their renown in the areas of dentistry, martian lander
technology and national health care, the Brits are well known for
their firm grasp of reality.


Nope, a World Health Organisation report from a few years ago.
(What else has all that Coca-Pepsi-Cola rotted?)


Well based on the evidence of the last few days, an awful lot of brain
cells.


Actually it's losing several wars to the French that does it to you.


How about losing wars to people in pajamas?


dave weil February 9th 04 04:40 AM

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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 05:31:37 -0000, Peter Sammon
wrote:

dave weil wrote in
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On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 22:50:12 -0000, Peter Sammon
wrote:

dave weil wrote in
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On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:53:50 -0000, Peter Sammon
wrote:

In addition to their renown in the areas of dentistry, martian
lander technology and national health care, the Brits are well known
for their firm grasp of reality.

Got any American made O-rings or heat tiles on you?

No. They were sold to Britain to build this:

http://www.beagle2.com/index.htm


And how many lives did the Beagle cost?


Yes, I give up. You're right of course.

The British Space Program IS a world leader. I'll never, ever, forget
their first man in space, Trevor something or other.
Or for that matter
the first Brit to orbit the earth (Colin what's-his-name) or to land on
the moon.

Oh, and the British shuttle, well there you have a twenty year program.
I'll make sure to purchase a volume on the British Space Program. It'll
take up a spot in my library next to "Great Tasting and Successful
British Quisine" and "British Tips on Romance".

;-)

Ahhh, looks like the button pusher has gotten a button or two punched
himself...

Poor baby...

Steve Batt February 9th 04 05:38 AM

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"George M. Middius" wrote in message
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Doki said:

Now tell us why the U.K. didn't just bomb the hell out of Argentina
in 1982.


There wasn't any need to bomb the hell out of Argentina when we could

just
go down to the Falklands and tell the Argentinians to bugger off.


That was my point. Good show.

Of course, "we" means "The USA and the Brits right behind us".



Didn't see any americans while I was there ....


Steve



Steve Batt February 9th 04 05:50 AM

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"Peter Sammon" wrote in message
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Kurt Hamster wrote in news:ca2dnbmmA7NOdrvdRVn-
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 01:49:01 -0000, Peter Sammon used
to say...

Kurt Hamster wrote in news:ca2dnYKmA7NXeLvdRVn-
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 00:39:17 -0000, Peter Sammon used
to say...

Kurt Hamster wrote in
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On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 22:50:12 -0000, Peter Sammon used
to say...

dave weil wrote in
news:4r9d20dqvelnto24ponf24lc1pp7ubrqm7@4ax. com:

On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:53:50 -0000, Peter Sammon
wrote:

In addition to their renown in the areas of dentistry, martian
lander technology and national health care, the Brits are well
known
for their firm grasp of reality.

Got any American made O-rings or heat tiles on you?

No. They were sold to Britain to build this:

http://www.beagle2.com/index.htm



And you lot were ****ing dumb enough to buy it off us. LMAO

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=charity

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=pity


;-))

Which only goes to show how ****ing dumb you lot are then.

Love ya' Kurty! ;-)

Exerpt from

http://www.guardian.co.uk/britain/ar...13870,00.html:

With the failure of the Beagle 2, one might argue, normal service has
been resumed. Britain is back where it likes to be, failing and
meticulously analysing that failure. Whole British industries are
devoted to this analysis. One of the great postwar British industries
is the sitcom, and that industry's greatest products are failures.
Basil Fawlty, Del Boy Trotter, Harold (and possibly Albert) Steptoe,
Rab C Nesbitt, Frank Spencer, the characters of Dad's Army and Are You
Being Served, David Brent and Alan Partridge are all ground-down
anti-heroes whose role is to remind the British, reassuringly, of
themselves, to confirm what we all know - that we suffer from a
British Leyland of the soul.

"A British Leyland of the soul". Priceless.

;-))



As opposed to the US car industry eh? Now there's a growth industry if

I
ever heard of one... ;)

Then there's the tobacco companies...

The UK has always been known for it's originality and ideas. It's never
been best known as a manufacturer.

Now Fortress America tends to buy in its talent and/or steal it. It
always has done.

The US has to be good as something but I'm ****ed if I can think what

it
is. Errrmmmm, still thinking, ahhh Blues music, but beyond that, nope
can't think of much we have to be grateful to them for.


Seinfeld.

Sienfeld is ****.



Ian February 9th 04 06:11 AM

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C'mon you guys, this is not supposed to be a racialist ng!!
"Steve Batt" wrote in message
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"Peter Sammon" wrote in message
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Kurt Hamster wrote in news:ca2dnbmmA7NOdrvdRVn-
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 01:49:01 -0000, Peter Sammon used
to say...

Kurt Hamster wrote in news:ca2dnYKmA7NXeLvdRVn-
:

On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 00:39:17 -0000, Peter Sammon used
to say...

Kurt Hamster wrote in
:

On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 22:50:12 -0000, Peter Sammon used
to say...

dave weil wrote in
news:4r9d20dqvelnto24ponf24lc1pp7ubrqm7@4ax. com:

On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:53:50 -0000, Peter Sammon
wrote:

In addition to their renown in the areas of dentistry, martian
lander technology and national health care, the Brits are well
known
for their firm grasp of reality.

Got any American made O-rings or heat tiles on you?

No. They were sold to Britain to build this:

http://www.beagle2.com/index.htm



And you lot were ****ing dumb enough to buy it off us. LMAO

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=charity

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=pity


;-))

Which only goes to show how ****ing dumb you lot are then.

Love ya' Kurty! ;-)

Exerpt from

http://www.guardian.co.uk/britain/ar...13870,00.html:

With the failure of the Beagle 2, one might argue, normal service has
been resumed. Britain is back where it likes to be, failing and
meticulously analysing that failure. Whole British industries are
devoted to this analysis. One of the great postwar British industries
is the sitcom, and that industry's greatest products are failures.
Basil Fawlty, Del Boy Trotter, Harold (and possibly Albert) Steptoe,
Rab C Nesbitt, Frank Spencer, the characters of Dad's Army and Are You
Being Served, David Brent and Alan Partridge are all ground-down
anti-heroes whose role is to remind the British, reassuringly, of
themselves, to confirm what we all know - that we suffer from a
British Leyland of the soul.

"A British Leyland of the soul". Priceless.

;-))


As opposed to the US car industry eh? Now there's a growth industry if

I
ever heard of one... ;)

Then there's the tobacco companies...

The UK has always been known for it's originality and ideas. It's

never
been best known as a manufacturer.

Now Fortress America tends to buy in its talent and/or steal it. It
always has done.

The US has to be good as something but I'm ****ed if I can think what

it
is. Errrmmmm, still thinking, ahhh Blues music, but beyond that, nope
can't think of much we have to be grateful to them for.


Seinfeld.

Sienfeld is ****.





Joseph Oberlander February 9th 04 06:15 AM

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Peter Sammon wrote:

"Keith G" wrote in news:4026ddd1$0$7059
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"Peter Sammon" wrote


snip drivel


Actually it's losing several wars to the French that does it to you.
Stiff upper lip and all that rot!




Anybody got a clue WTF this **** is going on about?

What wars.....???


(We *lost* a war? - When did that happen? Why wasn't I told? -


Actually,

forget that, the French actually *won* a war??? What's that all about
then?))



Pity the sad state of British education. You could start with William the
Conqueror- technically I suppose.


The problem is that they consider a "withdrawl" by all of their forces
to not be equivalent to loosing. Lol.

They just decided to give everything up to the people and leave politely.
Again. And again. And again. And - god they are inventing new terms for
"withdrawing" by the bucketfull, aren't they?


Joseph Oberlander February 9th 04 06:18 AM

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Keith G wrote:


Yes, there was one - The American Civil War......


I'd not call it a victory. Everyone lost their shirts in that one.


Joseph Oberlander February 9th 04 06:20 AM

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Peter Sammon wrote:

Oh, and the British shuttle, well there you have a twenty year program.
I'll make sure to purchase a volume on the British Space Program. It'll
take up a spot in my library next to "Great Tasting and Successful
British Quisine" and "British Tips on Romance".


I hear there's a British eccentric building his own rocketship. Lol.


roughplanet February 9th 04 07:32 AM

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"Kurt Hamster" wrote in message
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 00:36:46 -0000, Peter Sammon used
to say...

Nope, a World Health Organisation report from a few years ago
(What else has all that Coca-Pepsi-Cola rotted?)


A UN organization extolling the virtues of British teeth?


Hmmm, why do you consider a denigration of America to be extolling
the virtues of the UK?


There is irony here.


There sure is, but I really don't think you understand what it really

is.

*sigh*


Thanks for confirming your lack of understanding.


Would it be too much to ask you guys to delete 'aus.hi-fi' from the list of
newsgroups to which you are multiposting. What you have to say is no doubt
important to you, but as we have very little idea of the background to much
of what you have posted, it is just a waste of bandwidth posting it to our
argumentative little group.
Thanks :-).

ruff



Ian Molton February 9th 04 08:25 AM

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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 07:15:20 GMT
Joseph Oberlander wrote:

They just decided to give everything up to the people and leave politely.
Again. And again. And again. And - god they are inventing new terms for
"withdrawing" by the bucketfull, aren't they?


At least we dont have to invent new terms for 'Friendly Fire!'

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Ian Molton February 9th 04 08:38 AM

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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 05:31:37 -0000
Peter Sammon wrote:

Oh, and the British shuttle, well there you have a twenty year program.
I'll make sure to purchase a volume on the British Space Program.


Oh yeah, didnt the CVanadians have to build the impressive bit of the shuttle - the CanadARM ?

Oh, and (even funnier) the yanks now buy their rocket engines from the Russians because the russians make them not only cheaper, but MORE powerful (by quite a margine) and MORE efficient (by a massive margin).

Oh yeah, and the first yank rockets were all stolen from the Germans...

Oh, and the Russkies beat you into space anyway...

And the yanks NEVER built their own space station (and never will)...

God this is easy...

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George M. Middius February 9th 04 12:41 PM

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Steve Batt said:

Of course, "we" means "The USA and the Brits right behind us".


Didn't see any americans while I was there ....


So you were the cook on HMS's battleship.




George M. Middius February 9th 04 12:42 PM

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Steve Batt said:

Sienfeld is ****.


You didn't see any, remember?



Ian Molton February 9th 04 12:58 PM

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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 13:39:37 -0000
Peter Sammon wrote:

Britain has no space program. Nothing.


We dont need one - we're part of europe.

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George M. Middius February 9th 04 01:02 PM

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Ian Molton said:

Britain has no space program. Nothing.


We dont need one - we're part of europe.


ooooooooooooh

Sounds like you might have dual citizenship.







Doki February 9th 04 01:51 PM

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George M. Middius wrote in message
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Doki said:

Of course, "we" means "The USA and the Brits right behind us".


My understanding is that the Americans were rather keen that we didn't

go to
war with Argentina. The US imposed sanctions on Argentina but didn't

have
any military involvement.


What are you smoking? Is an aircraft carrier and its escorting
mini-fleet "nothing"?


The aircraft carrier they apparently would have offered if we'd needed it?
The US did not have any military involvement in the Falklands.



dave weil February 9th 04 02:07 PM

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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 13:39:37 -0000, Peter Sammon
wrote:

Ian Molton wrote in
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 05:31:37 -0000
Peter Sammon wrote:

Oh, and the British shuttle, well there you have a twenty year
program. I'll make sure to purchase a volume on the British Space
Program.


Oh yeah, didnt the CVanadians have to build the impressive bit of the
shuttle - the CanadARM ?


Table scraps for our little Canuks to the north!

Oh, and (even funnier) the yanks now buy their rocket engines from the
Russians because the russians make them not only cheaper, but MORE
powerful (by quite a margine) and MORE efficient (by a massive
margin).


You many not understand this Ian, but as a Superpower ;-) our intent is
to make sure that Ivan the rocket scientist doesn't go to Iran, North
Korea etc and hire out his abilities. In fact much of the rationale for
hiring the Russian Program is to keep these guys busy. This is been in
print for the last ten years or more.

Besides what if the French hire the little Russkie *******s!?!?!

Oh yeah, and the first yank rockets were all stolen from the
Germans...


To the victor go the spoils. Oh, and YOU'RE WELCOME for our saving you
from Nazi tyranny!

Oh, and the Russkies beat you into space anyway...


I'm not sure if you read the papers, but it's been downhill for them ever
since. I'm sure you Brits relate to that! ;-)

And the yanks NEVER built their own space station (and never will)...

God this is easy...


Ian, Ian, Ian, things are always easy when you ignore the obvious. Ian, I
really hate to point it out, but here's a fact that should be part of a
foundation for any argumentative starting point but: Britain has no space
program. Nothing.

I'll try to be less *sarcastic* and more direct next time!

Cheers!


Poor Peter. So envious of the Brits.


Ian Molton February 9th 04 02:46 PM

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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 09:07:11 -0600
dave weil wrote:

Poor Peter. So envious of the Brits.


You gotta pity them really. They dont have a history of their own...

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dave weil February 9th 04 03:06 PM

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On Mon, 9 Feb 2004 15:46:27 +0000, Ian Molton wrote:

On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 09:07:11 -0600
dave weil wrote:

Poor Peter. So envious of the Brits.


You gotta pity them really. They dont have a history of their own...


Ahem, I *am* a them.

So, pity me chuckle

Don Pearce February 9th 04 03:38 PM

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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 16:25:35 -0000, Peter Sammon
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Kurt Hamster wrote in
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 13:39:37 -0000, Peter Sammon used
to say...

Ian, Ian, Ian, things are always easy when you ignore the obvious.
Ian, I really hate to point it out, but here's a fact that should be
part of a foundation for any argumentative starting point but: Britain
has no space program. Nothing.



Why would we want one?


Sad commentary by the descendant of a once proud race of explorers, now a
near third world country relegated to "America's Poodle".


Interesting idea... Of course the USA actually carries all the
stigmata of a third world country. It has the rich elite and it has
the huge population living in abject poverty in shanty towns - I've
seen them, unfortunately.

As for GB being a near-third world country, as tiny as we are we have
the world's fourth biggest economy, so no, I really don't think so.

Of course you are right in a way about the poodle thing. Tony B. Liar
is GWB's poodle, but that certainly doesn't go for the rest of us.

d

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Keith G February 9th 04 03:53 PM

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"Ian Molton" wrote in message
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 09:07:11 -0600
dave weil wrote:

Poor Peter. So envious of the Brits.


You gotta pity them really. They dont have a history of their own...




Oh yes they do, albeit a short one - like most other nations on this
plannit, it's mostly chicken**** hassling just to put a few bob into a very
few people's pockets at the end of the day. The truth is they ain't ever
done a single thing that wasn't 'important to their economy' - anyone who
thinks the D-Day Landings were anything different should Google "Torpedo
Junction" ( http://www.nps.gov/caha/torpedo.htm is a good one) and join up
the dots......

See, for instance:

Para 1: "The pivotal naval campaign that followed, one marked by conspicuous
instances of ignorance, frustration, and heroism, came perilously close to
knocking the United States out of World War II."

Para 4: "Despite warnings from their concerned subordinates as well as their
adamant British allies (who had broken the German naval code), the American
naval command seemed oblivious to the potential for impending disaster."

Para 6: "The British, who were quite aware of the dire situation at hand,
offered both recommendations and ships - and were rebuffed on both counts.
Unchallenged, the Germans intensified their assault, and the number of
sinkings continued to mount."

(Other examples of US military fiascos are far too many to to list.....)

If were a Yank I wouldn't worry too much about a bunch of Hollywood-boosted
BS history, what I *would* be worrying about is the future.......

Now, having said that, my last words on this ludicrous topic (notice
crossposting removed) are that I never actually met a Yank I didn't like and
I've met a few! (They're mostly like big kids! :-)





Keith G February 9th 04 03:54 PM

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"Le Artiste" wrote in message
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"Kurt Hamster" emitted :

Never having lost a war to France. Not a technology but always worth

a
mention in these matters.

No, you prefered to go much further afield to be butt ****ed.

Is that a bit of temper flaring? ;-)

Now tell us why the U.K. didn't just bomb the hell out of Argentina
in 1982.


Because our PM didn't have the balls for it!


Thatcher? She most certainly did have balls.




Yes, she'd certainly had mine by the time she was done......





Keith G February 9th 04 03:57 PM

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"Kurt Hamster" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 16:38:57 +0000, Don Pearce used
to say...

Of course you are right in a way about the poodle thing. Tony B. Liar
is GWB's poodle, but that certainly doesn't go for the rest of us.



But not forgetting the fact that he's a poodle to the ****wit the
merkins voted into office.

I suppose a pliable poodle is a better option than a psycho.

I'm always uneasy when the person in charge of the button can't even
pronounce what the button connects to properly.



Sorry Kurt, could you explain? - That was a little unclear......







Keith G February 9th 04 03:59 PM

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"Keith G" wrote

Para 4: "Despite warnings from their concerned subordinates as well as

their
adamant British allies (who had broken the German naval code), the

American
naval command seemed oblivious to the potential for impending disaster."



Didn't quite take this bit in myself - how did that happen when the Yanks
captured the first Enigma machine.....????

(U -571)


Ya gotta fekkin' larf...... :-)






Don Pearce February 9th 04 04:01 PM

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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 16:50:29 +0000, Kurt Hamster
wrote:

On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 16:38:57 +0000, Don Pearce used
to say...

Of course you are right in a way about the poodle thing. Tony B. Liar
is GWB's poodle, but that certainly doesn't go for the rest of us.



But not forgetting the fact that he's a poodle to the ****wit the
merkins voted into office.

I suppose a pliable poodle is a better option than a psycho.

I'm always uneasy when the person in charge of the button can't even
pronounce what the button connects to properly.


Too many images here for my brain to cope with. What with merkins and
pliable poodles I'm too overcome to work out what the button connects
to properly.

d

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Don Pearce February 9th 04 04:07 PM

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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 16:56:05 -0000, Peter Sammon
wrote:

Look out! France and "California" are creeping up behind you!


California? Last I heard they were bankrupt. But the thought of the
French creeping up behind me gives me the creeps.

d

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Lionel February 9th 04 04:43 PM

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Don Pearce wrote:
On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 16:56:05 -0000, Peter Sammon
wrote:


Look out! France and "California" are creeping up behind you!



California? Last I heard they were bankrupt. But the thought of the
French creeping up behind me gives me the creeps.


It's far worst than what you can imagine... :-)

Don Pearce February 9th 04 04:57 PM

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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 18:43:56 +0100, Lionel
wrote:

Don Pearce wrote:
On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 16:56:05 -0000, Peter Sammon
wrote:


Look out! France and "California" are creeping up behind you!



California? Last I heard they were bankrupt. But the thought of the
French creeping up behind me gives me the creeps.


It's far worst than what you can imagine... :-)


I see you are free French. I presume you are talking about that Vichy
mob?

d

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Chris Morriss February 9th 04 05:47 PM

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In message , Keith G
writes

"Kurt Hamster" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 16:38:57 +0000, Don Pearce used
to say...

Of course you are right in a way about the poodle thing. Tony B. Liar
is GWB's poodle, but that certainly doesn't go for the rest of us.



But not forgetting the fact that he's a poodle to the ****wit the
merkins voted into office.

I suppose a pliable poodle is a better option than a psycho.

I'm always uneasy when the person in charge of the button can't even
pronounce what the button connects to properly.



Sorry Kurt, could you explain? - That was a little unclear......







Or as the 'merkins would say 'UNCULAR'. Boom-Boom!
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Chris Morriss


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