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"George M. Middius" wrote in message ... Keith G said: (We *lost* a war? - When did that happen? Why wasn't I told? - Actually, forget that, the French actually *won* a war??? What's that all about then?)) It's all nonsense. Napoleon was actually English. No he wasn't - and he wasn't French either. (Here's an interesting fact for you - Napoleon made the nations he 'conquered' drive on the right hand side of the road, just to rub their faces in it. We drive on the left hand side......... ;-) |
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"Kurt Hamster" wrote in message ... On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:15:00 -0500, George M. Middius used to say... Keith G said: (We *lost* a war? - When did that happen? Why wasn't I told? - Actually, forget that, the French actually *won* a war??? What's that all about then?)) It's all nonsense. Napoleon was actually English. Now I must admit that my history skills are very poor, so could someone just remind me of any war where the US won all on their own? Yes, there was one - The American Civil War...... |
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"Peter Sammon" wrote in message ... "Keith G" wrote in news:4026ddd1$0$7059 : "Peter Sammon" wrote snip drivel Actually it's losing several wars to the French that does it to you. Stiff upper lip and all that rot! Anybody got a clue WTF this **** is going on about? What wars.....??? (We *lost* a war? - When did that happen? Why wasn't I told? - Actually, forget that, the French actually *won* a war??? What's that all about then?)) Pity the sad state of British education. You could start with William the Conqueror- technically I suppose. http://www.britishbattles.homestead....frenchwars.htm HTH! It does. Now go to that page and seach (Ctrl F) for: "In many ways, England's victory set the stage for the American Revolution." and give some to consideration to the fact that this little country (UK) has probably been the most steadfast and dependable friend you Yanks have ever had (or ever will have). The really good news is that this 'special relationship' will be affected *not* one iota by all your pathetic attemps to niggle a few Brits with silly little references to skirmishes that were not much more than family squabbles (and which provided more long-term employment than even your own SETI project of more recent years)..... Now get a life, you sad little ****. |
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"Peter Sammon" wrote in message ... "Keith G" wrote in : "George M. Middius" wrote in message ... Keith G said: (We *lost* a war? - When did that happen? Why wasn't I told? - Actually, forget that, the French actually *won* a war??? What's that all about then?)) It's all nonsense. Napoleon was actually English. No he wasn't - and he wasn't French either. Corsican. Originally the island of Corsica belonged to Genoa IIRC, before being given to France for some deal or other. They still speak Italian on island I believe. Very good and almost correct. Corsica is bilingual - French (the official language) and a Tuscan dialect of Italian. |
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"Peter Sammon" wrote Now get a life, you sad little ****. "Poking a dog with a stick" ;-)) How many fingers you got left? |
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 02:09:25 +0000
Kurt Hamster wrote: The US has to be good as something but I'm ****ed if I can think what it is. Errrmmmm, still thinking, ahhh Blues music, but beyond that, nope can't think of much we have to be grateful to them for. Stealing the jet engine and the magnetron ? -- Spyros lair: http://www.mnementh.co.uk/ |||| Maintainer: arm26 linux Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are tasty and good with ketchup. |
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 02:15:52 -0000
Peter Sammon wrote: beyond that, nope can't think of much we have to be grateful to them for. Seinfeld. You have *GOT* to be kidding... -- Spyros lair: http://www.mnementh.co.uk/ |||| Maintainer: arm26 linux Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are tasty and good with ketchup. |
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 02:21:44 -0000
Peter Sammon wrote: I think I'd rather be a brit than belong to the most hated country on the planet. Canada? Heh. you do realise that almost the entire world (including a ton-load of yanks) *LOVES* Canada? Its ranked No. 1 most desireable place to live (USA is only just above the 3rd world in those rankings) Canada is the country the USA wanted to be but sadly failed to become... -- Spyros lair: http://www.mnementh.co.uk/ |||| Maintainer: arm26 linux Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are tasty and good with ketchup. |
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 02:27:09 -0000
Peter Sammon wrote: No he wasn't - and he wasn't French either. Corsican. Originally the island of Corsica belonged to Genoa IIRC, before being given to France for some deal or other. They still speak Italian on island I believe. Who'd a thunk it could use google? -- Spyros lair: http://www.mnementh.co.uk/ |||| Maintainer: arm26 linux Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are tasty and good with ketchup. |
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 04:33:37 -0000
Peter Sammon wrote: 6. Canadians show little respect for Americans from the South. Does anyone? -- Spyros lair: http://www.mnementh.co.uk/ |||| Maintainer: arm26 linux Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are tasty and good with ketchup. |
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On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 22:50:12 -0000, Peter Sammon
wrote: dave weil wrote in : On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:53:50 -0000, Peter Sammon wrote: In addition to their renown in the areas of dentistry, martian lander technology and national health care, the Brits are well known for their firm grasp of reality. Got any American made O-rings or heat tiles on you? No. They were sold to Britain to build this: http://www.beagle2.com/index.htm And how many lives did the Beagle cost? |
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On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 23:13:27 -0000, Peter Sammon
wrote: Kurt Hamster wrote in : On Sun, 8 Feb 2004 21:58:57 +0000, Chris Morriss used to say... In message , Peter Sammon writes Chris Morriss wrote in : Much as I dislike responding to a Troll (Wingardium Leviosa is possibly the right thing to say!), but I suggest the our Peter Spammon looks at the proportion of the US population that still have there own teeth at the age of 60, (not synthetic implants!), and compare that with the UK. You might then want to stop drinking so much Coca-Cola over in 'Murrican land when you see the discrepancy. I don't mind my crooked, but healthy teeth, even if I do go for a dental check-up only every 6 months. In addition to their renown in the areas of dentistry, martian lander technology and national health care, the Brits are well known for their firm grasp of reality. Nope, a World Health Organisation report from a few years ago. (What else has all that Coca-Pepsi-Cola rotted?) Well based on the evidence of the last few days, an awful lot of brain cells. Actually it's losing several wars to the French that does it to you. How about losing wars to people in pajamas? |
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 05:31:37 -0000, Peter Sammon
wrote: dave weil wrote in : On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 22:50:12 -0000, Peter Sammon wrote: dave weil wrote in : On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:53:50 -0000, Peter Sammon wrote: In addition to their renown in the areas of dentistry, martian lander technology and national health care, the Brits are well known for their firm grasp of reality. Got any American made O-rings or heat tiles on you? No. They were sold to Britain to build this: http://www.beagle2.com/index.htm And how many lives did the Beagle cost? Yes, I give up. You're right of course. The British Space Program IS a world leader. I'll never, ever, forget their first man in space, Trevor something or other. Or for that matter the first Brit to orbit the earth (Colin what's-his-name) or to land on the moon. Oh, and the British shuttle, well there you have a twenty year program. I'll make sure to purchase a volume on the British Space Program. It'll take up a spot in my library next to "Great Tasting and Successful British Quisine" and "British Tips on Romance". ;-) Ahhh, looks like the button pusher has gotten a button or two punched himself... Poor baby... |
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"George M. Middius" wrote in message ... Doki said: Now tell us why the U.K. didn't just bomb the hell out of Argentina in 1982. There wasn't any need to bomb the hell out of Argentina when we could just go down to the Falklands and tell the Argentinians to bugger off. That was my point. Good show. Of course, "we" means "The USA and the Brits right behind us". Didn't see any americans while I was there .... Steve |
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"Steve Batt" wrote in message ... "Peter Sammon" wrote in message ... Kurt Hamster wrote in news:ca2dnbmmA7NOdrvdRVn- : On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 01:49:01 -0000, Peter Sammon used to say... Kurt Hamster wrote in news:ca2dnYKmA7NXeLvdRVn- : On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 00:39:17 -0000, Peter Sammon used to say... Kurt Hamster wrote in : On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 22:50:12 -0000, Peter Sammon used to say... dave weil wrote in news:4r9d20dqvelnto24ponf24lc1pp7ubrqm7@4ax. com: On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 20:53:50 -0000, Peter Sammon wrote: In addition to their renown in the areas of dentistry, martian lander technology and national health care, the Brits are well known for their firm grasp of reality. Got any American made O-rings or heat tiles on you? No. They were sold to Britain to build this: http://www.beagle2.com/index.htm And you lot were ****ing dumb enough to buy it off us. LMAO http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=charity http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=pity ;-)) Which only goes to show how ****ing dumb you lot are then. Love ya' Kurty! ;-) Exerpt from http://www.guardian.co.uk/britain/ar...13870,00.html: With the failure of the Beagle 2, one might argue, normal service has been resumed. Britain is back where it likes to be, failing and meticulously analysing that failure. Whole British industries are devoted to this analysis. One of the great postwar British industries is the sitcom, and that industry's greatest products are failures. Basil Fawlty, Del Boy Trotter, Harold (and possibly Albert) Steptoe, Rab C Nesbitt, Frank Spencer, the characters of Dad's Army and Are You Being Served, David Brent and Alan Partridge are all ground-down anti-heroes whose role is to remind the British, reassuringly, of themselves, to confirm what we all know - that we suffer from a British Leyland of the soul. "A British Leyland of the soul". Priceless. ;-)) As opposed to the US car industry eh? Now there's a growth industry if I ever heard of one... ;) Then there's the tobacco companies... The UK has always been known for it's originality and ideas. It's never been best known as a manufacturer. Now Fortress America tends to buy in its talent and/or steal it. It always has done. The US has to be good as something but I'm ****ed if I can think what it is. Errrmmmm, still thinking, ahhh Blues music, but beyond that, nope can't think of much we have to be grateful to them for. Seinfeld. Sienfeld is ****. |
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"Keith G" wrote in news:4026ddd1$0$7059 : "Peter Sammon" wrote snip drivel Actually it's losing several wars to the French that does it to you. Stiff upper lip and all that rot! Anybody got a clue WTF this **** is going on about? What wars.....??? (We *lost* a war? - When did that happen? Why wasn't I told? - Actually, forget that, the French actually *won* a war??? What's that all about then?)) Pity the sad state of British education. You could start with William the Conqueror- technically I suppose. The problem is that they consider a "withdrawl" by all of their forces to not be equivalent to loosing. Lol. They just decided to give everything up to the people and leave politely. Again. And again. And again. And - god they are inventing new terms for "withdrawing" by the bucketfull, aren't they? |
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Keith G wrote:
Yes, there was one - The American Civil War...... I'd not call it a victory. Everyone lost their shirts in that one. |
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Peter Sammon wrote:
Oh, and the British shuttle, well there you have a twenty year program. I'll make sure to purchase a volume on the British Space Program. It'll take up a spot in my library next to "Great Tasting and Successful British Quisine" and "British Tips on Romance". I hear there's a British eccentric building his own rocketship. Lol. |
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... On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 00:36:46 -0000, Peter Sammon used to say... Nope, a World Health Organisation report from a few years ago (What else has all that Coca-Pepsi-Cola rotted?) A UN organization extolling the virtues of British teeth? Hmmm, why do you consider a denigration of America to be extolling the virtues of the UK? There is irony here. There sure is, but I really don't think you understand what it really is. *sigh* Thanks for confirming your lack of understanding. Would it be too much to ask you guys to delete 'aus.hi-fi' from the list of newsgroups to which you are multiposting. What you have to say is no doubt important to you, but as we have very little idea of the background to much of what you have posted, it is just a waste of bandwidth posting it to our argumentative little group. Thanks :-). ruff |
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Joseph Oberlander wrote: They just decided to give everything up to the people and leave politely. Again. And again. And again. And - god they are inventing new terms for "withdrawing" by the bucketfull, aren't they? At least we dont have to invent new terms for 'Friendly Fire!' -- Spyros lair: http://www.mnementh.co.uk/ |||| Maintainer: arm26 linux Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are tasty and good with ketchup. |
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 05:31:37 -0000
Peter Sammon wrote: Oh, and the British shuttle, well there you have a twenty year program. I'll make sure to purchase a volume on the British Space Program. Oh yeah, didnt the CVanadians have to build the impressive bit of the shuttle - the CanadARM ? Oh, and (even funnier) the yanks now buy their rocket engines from the Russians because the russians make them not only cheaper, but MORE powerful (by quite a margine) and MORE efficient (by a massive margin). Oh yeah, and the first yank rockets were all stolen from the Germans... Oh, and the Russkies beat you into space anyway... And the yanks NEVER built their own space station (and never will)... God this is easy... -- Spyros lair: http://www.mnementh.co.uk/ |||| Maintainer: arm26 linux Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are tasty and good with ketchup. |
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Steve Batt said: Of course, "we" means "The USA and the Brits right behind us". Didn't see any americans while I was there .... So you were the cook on HMS's battleship. |
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Steve Batt said: Sienfeld is ****. You didn't see any, remember? |
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 13:39:37 -0000
Peter Sammon wrote: Britain has no space program. Nothing. We dont need one - we're part of europe. -- Spyros lair: http://www.mnementh.co.uk/ |||| Maintainer: arm26 linux Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are tasty and good with ketchup. |
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Ian Molton said: Britain has no space program. Nothing. We dont need one - we're part of europe. ooooooooooooh Sounds like you might have dual citizenship. |
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George M. Middius wrote in message ... Doki said: Of course, "we" means "The USA and the Brits right behind us". My understanding is that the Americans were rather keen that we didn't go to war with Argentina. The US imposed sanctions on Argentina but didn't have any military involvement. What are you smoking? Is an aircraft carrier and its escorting mini-fleet "nothing"? The aircraft carrier they apparently would have offered if we'd needed it? The US did not have any military involvement in the Falklands. |
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 13:39:37 -0000, Peter Sammon
wrote: Ian Molton wrote in : On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 05:31:37 -0000 Peter Sammon wrote: Oh, and the British shuttle, well there you have a twenty year program. I'll make sure to purchase a volume on the British Space Program. Oh yeah, didnt the CVanadians have to build the impressive bit of the shuttle - the CanadARM ? Table scraps for our little Canuks to the north! Oh, and (even funnier) the yanks now buy their rocket engines from the Russians because the russians make them not only cheaper, but MORE powerful (by quite a margine) and MORE efficient (by a massive margin). You many not understand this Ian, but as a Superpower ;-) our intent is to make sure that Ivan the rocket scientist doesn't go to Iran, North Korea etc and hire out his abilities. In fact much of the rationale for hiring the Russian Program is to keep these guys busy. This is been in print for the last ten years or more. Besides what if the French hire the little Russkie *******s!?!?! Oh yeah, and the first yank rockets were all stolen from the Germans... To the victor go the spoils. Oh, and YOU'RE WELCOME for our saving you from Nazi tyranny! Oh, and the Russkies beat you into space anyway... I'm not sure if you read the papers, but it's been downhill for them ever since. I'm sure you Brits relate to that! ;-) And the yanks NEVER built their own space station (and never will)... God this is easy... Ian, Ian, Ian, things are always easy when you ignore the obvious. Ian, I really hate to point it out, but here's a fact that should be part of a foundation for any argumentative starting point but: Britain has no space program. Nothing. I'll try to be less *sarcastic* and more direct next time! Cheers! Poor Peter. So envious of the Brits. |
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 09:07:11 -0600
dave weil wrote: Poor Peter. So envious of the Brits. You gotta pity them really. They dont have a history of their own... -- Spyros lair: http://www.mnementh.co.uk/ |||| Maintainer: arm26 linux Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are tasty and good with ketchup. |
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On Mon, 9 Feb 2004 15:46:27 +0000, Ian Molton wrote:
On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 09:07:11 -0600 dave weil wrote: Poor Peter. So envious of the Brits. You gotta pity them really. They dont have a history of their own... Ahem, I *am* a them. So, pity me chuckle |
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 16:25:35 -0000, Peter Sammon
wrote: Kurt Hamster wrote in : On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 13:39:37 -0000, Peter Sammon used to say... Ian, Ian, Ian, things are always easy when you ignore the obvious. Ian, I really hate to point it out, but here's a fact that should be part of a foundation for any argumentative starting point but: Britain has no space program. Nothing. Why would we want one? Sad commentary by the descendant of a once proud race of explorers, now a near third world country relegated to "America's Poodle". Interesting idea... Of course the USA actually carries all the stigmata of a third world country. It has the rich elite and it has the huge population living in abject poverty in shanty towns - I've seen them, unfortunately. As for GB being a near-third world country, as tiny as we are we have the world's fourth biggest economy, so no, I really don't think so. Of course you are right in a way about the poodle thing. Tony B. Liar is GWB's poodle, but that certainly doesn't go for the rest of us. d _____________________________ http://www.pearce.uk.com |
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"Ian Molton" wrote in message ... On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 09:07:11 -0600 dave weil wrote: Poor Peter. So envious of the Brits. You gotta pity them really. They dont have a history of their own... Oh yes they do, albeit a short one - like most other nations on this plannit, it's mostly chicken**** hassling just to put a few bob into a very few people's pockets at the end of the day. The truth is they ain't ever done a single thing that wasn't 'important to their economy' - anyone who thinks the D-Day Landings were anything different should Google "Torpedo Junction" ( http://www.nps.gov/caha/torpedo.htm is a good one) and join up the dots...... See, for instance: Para 1: "The pivotal naval campaign that followed, one marked by conspicuous instances of ignorance, frustration, and heroism, came perilously close to knocking the United States out of World War II." Para 4: "Despite warnings from their concerned subordinates as well as their adamant British allies (who had broken the German naval code), the American naval command seemed oblivious to the potential for impending disaster." Para 6: "The British, who were quite aware of the dire situation at hand, offered both recommendations and ships - and were rebuffed on both counts. Unchallenged, the Germans intensified their assault, and the number of sinkings continued to mount." (Other examples of US military fiascos are far too many to to list.....) If were a Yank I wouldn't worry too much about a bunch of Hollywood-boosted BS history, what I *would* be worrying about is the future....... Now, having said that, my last words on this ludicrous topic (notice crossposting removed) are that I never actually met a Yank I didn't like and I've met a few! (They're mostly like big kids! :-) |
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"Le Artiste" wrote in message ... "Kurt Hamster" emitted : Never having lost a war to France. Not a technology but always worth a mention in these matters. No, you prefered to go much further afield to be butt ****ed. Is that a bit of temper flaring? ;-) Now tell us why the U.K. didn't just bomb the hell out of Argentina in 1982. Because our PM didn't have the balls for it! Thatcher? She most certainly did have balls. Yes, she'd certainly had mine by the time she was done...... |
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"Kurt Hamster" wrote in message ... On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 16:38:57 +0000, Don Pearce used to say... Of course you are right in a way about the poodle thing. Tony B. Liar is GWB's poodle, but that certainly doesn't go for the rest of us. But not forgetting the fact that he's a poodle to the ****wit the merkins voted into office. I suppose a pliable poodle is a better option than a psycho. I'm always uneasy when the person in charge of the button can't even pronounce what the button connects to properly. Sorry Kurt, could you explain? - That was a little unclear...... |
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"Keith G" wrote Para 4: "Despite warnings from their concerned subordinates as well as their adamant British allies (who had broken the German naval code), the American naval command seemed oblivious to the potential for impending disaster." Didn't quite take this bit in myself - how did that happen when the Yanks captured the first Enigma machine.....???? (U -571) Ya gotta fekkin' larf...... :-) |
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 16:50:29 +0000, Kurt Hamster
wrote: On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 16:38:57 +0000, Don Pearce used to say... Of course you are right in a way about the poodle thing. Tony B. Liar is GWB's poodle, but that certainly doesn't go for the rest of us. But not forgetting the fact that he's a poodle to the ****wit the merkins voted into office. I suppose a pliable poodle is a better option than a psycho. I'm always uneasy when the person in charge of the button can't even pronounce what the button connects to properly. Too many images here for my brain to cope with. What with merkins and pliable poodles I'm too overcome to work out what the button connects to properly. d _____________________________ http://www.pearce.uk.com |
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 16:56:05 -0000, Peter Sammon
wrote: Look out! France and "California" are creeping up behind you! California? Last I heard they were bankrupt. But the thought of the French creeping up behind me gives me the creeps. d _____________________________ http://www.pearce.uk.com |
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 16:56:05 -0000, Peter Sammon wrote: Look out! France and "California" are creeping up behind you! California? Last I heard they were bankrupt. But the thought of the French creeping up behind me gives me the creeps. It's far worst than what you can imagine... :-) |
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On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 18:43:56 +0100, Lionel
wrote: Don Pearce wrote: On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 16:56:05 -0000, Peter Sammon wrote: Look out! France and "California" are creeping up behind you! California? Last I heard they were bankrupt. But the thought of the French creeping up behind me gives me the creeps. It's far worst than what you can imagine... :-) I see you are free French. I presume you are talking about that Vichy mob? d _____________________________ http://www.pearce.uk.com |
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writes "Kurt Hamster" wrote in message ... On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 16:38:57 +0000, Don Pearce used to say... Of course you are right in a way about the poodle thing. Tony B. Liar is GWB's poodle, but that certainly doesn't go for the rest of us. But not forgetting the fact that he's a poodle to the ****wit the merkins voted into office. I suppose a pliable poodle is a better option than a psycho. I'm always uneasy when the person in charge of the button can't even pronounce what the button connects to properly. Sorry Kurt, could you explain? - That was a little unclear...... Or as the 'merkins would say 'UNCULAR'. Boom-Boom! -- Chris Morriss |
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