Peeing on the cord would take care of your partiality to YellO. The only
real question is what brand of Beer & how much do you drink before & what
part of cable to concentrate on to optimize desired results.

"Keith Garrott" wrote in message
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I would like to attach the end of a power cord up my arse and plug it into
the nearest socket.

I am partial to YellO as my primary candidate for such an event. I suspect
my cries will yield a deep, rich, lush bass. I do NOT want hear chants of
"snake oil" from those who believe any low-fi cord will yield the same
results.

Discuss.