"Jim Gregory" wrote in message
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Very witty indeed!
But, to be more PC, we now should say Winter lights (Lambeth council's
turn of phrase in its edict).

Well, I think we all know what Lambeth Council, and the
cut-off-from-reality, why-do-we-pay-these-pillocks morons on the council,
can stick their Winter Lights; and they'd better have a jar of Vaseline with
them when they do.