I did fortuitously come across some useful technical information in the
International Extremely Academic Journal of Engineering Vol xviii(34) Jan (345)
iii
Why you should use a SET amplifier.
"As everybody knows, high power amplifiers use larger electrons to achieve this
high power. The bigger electrons don't start or stop as fast as normal
electrons resulting in much heavier, less nimble Watts. So high power
amplifiers can never have the finesse of low power amplifiers. High
sensitivity speakers only work with the smaller electrons (the smallest are
produced by tube amplifiers). Thus if you use a high power amplifier with
sensitive speakers you need a transformer that slims down the electrons and
makes them swifter. Such transformers are available from Jenny Craig Audio
Inc., Phen-Fenophile Corp. and the US Nuclear Agency."
PS. Don't forget to elevate the amplifiers above the speakers, so the signal
can flow easier.
The SATRI principle
Q. Does anyone possess any information about amplifiers using the SATRI
principle?
A. Of course! Jean-Paul Satri was a famous French philosopher who invented
boredom. He wrote the hit song sung by Janis Joplin : "freedom's just another
word for nothing". He and his friend Genet built amplifiers out of abandoned
bidets found behind brothels. Many Pacific Rim restaurants use his menu
stylings. Sorry, no other info available.
=== Andy Evans ===
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