To all those Pommies (and the rest of the world) who have been the target of
abuse from a supposed Australian, I need to raise a few points.

1. We are not sure he is Australian!!
2. We believe his forefathers may have come from the British Isles.
3. You must understand that no sane person acts in this way.........
4. Don't get too high and mighty about Aussies in general, we do have the
ability to deport back to the home country. You might get him back yet