OK, Autumn is upon us and we will all start to lose the will to live as the
weather slowly gets worse (lovely today, though) and the nights get longer.
So, to brace us up, I want to host a competition to find the *wackiest
track* anyone can come up with. I will award a little summat nice (but
spare) out of my toybox to the one who is voted the best - rules as follows:

No rules (yet) - you post, we vote....

Here is my own first entry to get the ball rolling - AFAIK, its summat
Andean played (I believe) on a Chilean Arse Flute and will, no doubt, sound
familiar to anyone who has (or has ever had) an outside toilet and had to
use it in a gale!

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show/ArseFlute.mp3

Anyone wants to have a go and post summat but don't have any webspace, send
it to me direct (sub 10 Meg) and I'll put it up for a few days!

Enjoy and let's hear what *you* got!!

(May the *worst* track win...!! :-)

On Mon, 4 Sep 2006 14:15:37 +0100, "Keith G"
wrote:


OK, Autumn is upon us and we will all start to lose the will to live as the
weather slowly gets worse (lovely today, though) and the nights get longer.
So, to brace us up, I want to host a competition to find the *wackiest
track* anyone can come up with. I will award a little summat nice (but
spare) out of my toybox to the one who is voted the best - rules as follows:

No rules (yet) - you post, we vote....

Here is my own first entry to get the ball rolling - AFAIK, its summat
Andean played (I believe) on a Chilean Arse Flute and will, no doubt, sound
familiar to anyone who has (or has ever had) an outside toilet and had to
use it in a gale!

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show/ArseFlute.mp3

Anyone wants to have a go and post summat but don't have any webspace, send
it to me direct (sub 10 Meg) and I'll put it up for a few days!

Enjoy and let's hear what *you* got!!

(May the *worst* track win...!! :-)


Those refried beans are a *******.

OK, mine is from Shooby Taylor, and American evangelical and
inspirational singer. Apparently he is huge in cousin-marrying
territories in the middle.

http://81.174.169.10/odds/shooby.mp3

I have to guess the web address cos I'm the only person in the world
who can't use it. So if it goes nowhere, let me know and I'll try
again.

d

--
Pearce Consulting
http://www.pearce.uk.com

"Don Pearce" wrote

OK, mine is from Shooby Taylor, and American evangelical and
inspirational singer. Apparently he is huge in cousin-marrying
territories in the middle.

http://81.174.169.10/odds/shooby.mp3

I have to guess the web address cos I'm the only person in the world
who can't use it. So if it goes nowhere, let me know and I'll try
again.


No, it works fine (!!!???) - I played both trax to Swim over the phone just
now (first day back at work, bored ****less and on the phone to me....).
She's voted for your track - come to that, so have I!! (Man, that is fekkin'
*weird*...!! :-)

More votes and more entries required now!!

:-)

"Keith G" wrote in message
...

"Don Pearce" wrote

OK, mine is from Shooby Taylor, and American evangelical and
inspirational singer. Apparently he is huge in cousin-marrying
territories in the middle.

http://81.174.169.10/odds/shooby.mp3

I have to guess the web address cos I'm the only person in the world
who can't use it. So if it goes nowhere, let me know and I'll try
again.


No, it works fine (!!!???) - I played both trax to Swim over the phone
just now (first day back at work, bored ****less and on the phone to
me....). She's voted for your track - come to that, so have I!! (Man, that
is fekkin' *weird*...!! :-)

More votes and more entries required now!!


OK, this one's going nowhere so here's the final entry:

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show/No,%20really.mp3


Which has been judged *far* wackier than Don's splendid effort and the
competition is now closed, so no valve monobloc amps prize for you. Don -
sorry, better luck next time...!! ;-)

Keith G wrote:

"Keith G" wrote in message
...

"Don Pearce" wrote


OK, mine is from Shooby Taylor, and American evangelical and
inspirational singer. Apparently he is huge in cousin-marrying
territories in the middle.

http://81.174.169.10/odds/shooby.mp3

I have to guess the web address cos I'm the only person in the world
who can't use it. So if it goes nowhere, let me know and I'll try
again.


No, it works fine (!!!???) - I played both trax to Swim over the phone
just now (first day back at work, bored ****less and on the phone to
me....). She's voted for your track - come to that, so have I!! (Man, that
is fekkin' *weird*...!! :-)

More votes and more entries required now!!



OK, this one's going nowhere so here's the final entry:

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show/No,%20really.mp3


Which has been judged *far* wackier than Don's splendid effort and the
competition is now closed, so no valve monobloc amps prize for you. Don -
sorry, better luck next time...!! ;-)




Oh, I had just ordered a copy of my entry. Nevr mind, next time.

--
Nick

"Nick Gorham" wrote in message
...
Keith G wrote:

"Keith G" wrote in message
...

"Don Pearce" wrote


OK, mine is from Shooby Taylor, and American evangelical and
inspirational singer. Apparently he is huge in cousin-marrying
territories in the middle.

http://81.174.169.10/odds/shooby.mp3

I have to guess the web address cos I'm the only person in the world
who can't use it. So if it goes nowhere, let me know and I'll try
again.


No, it works fine (!!!???) - I played both trax to Swim over the phone
just now (first day back at work, bored ****less and on the phone to
me....). She's voted for your track - come to that, so have I!! (Man,
that is fekkin' *weird*...!! :-)

More votes and more entries required now!!



OK, this one's going nowhere so here's the final entry:

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show/No,%20really.mp3


Which has been judged *far* wackier than Don's splendid effort and the
competition is now closed, so no valve monobloc amps prize for you. Don -
sorry, better luck next time...!! ;-)




Oh, I had just ordered a copy of my entry. Nevr mind, next time.


Ordered???

Streuth, there was no need to go those extremes for a pair of old 'legacy'
valve amps - they're only PP tetrodes...!!! :-)

On Sun, 10 Sep 2006 13:34:09 +0100, "Keith G"
wrote:


"Keith G" wrote in message
...

"Don Pearce" wrote

OK, mine is from Shooby Taylor, and American evangelical and
inspirational singer. Apparently he is huge in cousin-marrying
territories in the middle.

http://81.174.169.10/odds/shooby.mp3

I have to guess the web address cos I'm the only person in the world
who can't use it. So if it goes nowhere, let me know and I'll try
again.


No, it works fine (!!!???) - I played both trax to Swim over the phone
just now (first day back at work, bored ****less and on the phone to
me....). She's voted for your track - come to that, so have I!! (Man, that
is fekkin' *weird*...!! :-)

More votes and more entries required now!!


OK, this one's going nowhere so here's the final entry:

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show/No,%20really.mp3


Which has been judged *far* wackier than Don's splendid effort and the
competition is now closed, so no valve monobloc amps prize for you. Don -
sorry, better luck next time...!! ;-)



Now that ain't fair. How's Shooby meant to compete with Captain Kirk?

d

--
Pearce Consulting
http://www.pearce.uk.com

"Don Pearce" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 10 Sep 2006 13:34:09 +0100, "Keith G"
wrote:


"Keith G" wrote in message
...

"Don Pearce" wrote

OK, mine is from Shooby Taylor, and American evangelical and
inspirational singer. Apparently he is huge in cousin-marrying
territories in the middle.

http://81.174.169.10/odds/shooby.mp3

I have to guess the web address cos I'm the only person in the world
who can't use it. So if it goes nowhere, let me know and I'll try
again.


No, it works fine (!!!???) - I played both trax to Swim over the phone
just now (first day back at work, bored ****less and on the phone to
me....). She's voted for your track - come to that, so have I!! (Man,
that
is fekkin' *weird*...!! :-)

More votes and more entries required now!!


OK, this one's going nowhere so here's the final entry:

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show/No,%20really.mp3


Which has been judged *far* wackier than Don's splendid effort and the
competition is now closed, so no valve monobloc amps prize for you. Don -
sorry, better luck next time...!! ;-)



Now that ain't fair. How's Shooby meant to compete with Captain Kirk?



He isn't - the idea was to smash you off the leader board! If Bill Shatner
wasn't going to do it with Tambourine Man, I had Mr Spock's 'Ballad Of Bilbo
Baggins' lined up with Bill Shater again, in reserve, with 'Lucy In The Sky
With Diamonds for the coup de grace, if necessary - compared to these ****s,
Shooby's almost *melodic*and has definitely got a 'voice'...!! :-)

(Although, I'd still vote for Capt. Kirk for World President - his corn
flake ads on the telly are excellent!! :-)

Hmm. Tough challenge, Keith.

To keep this event at a high cultural level,
I offer a beautiful traditional Scottish ballad,
with tasteful virtuoso harpsichord continuo.

I have shortened it considerably.

http://www.kolumbus.fi/iain.churches...erMcLeanV2.mp3

Regards to all
Iain

"Iain Churches" wrote in message
.. .

Hmm. Tough challenge, Keith.

To keep this event at a high cultural level,
I offer a beautiful traditional Scottish ballad,
with tasteful virtuoso harpsichord continuo.

I have shortened it considerably.

http://www.kolumbus.fi/iain.churches...erMcLeanV2.mp3



!!!

**stunned**

Back later with 'Rule No.1' I expect.....

:-)