OK, Autumn is upon us and we will all start to lose the will to live as the
weather slowly gets worse (lovely today, though) and the nights get longer.
So, to brace us up, I want to host a competition to find the *wackiest
track* anyone can come up with. I will award a little summat nice (but
spare) out of my toybox to the one who is voted the best - rules as follows:

No rules (yet) - you post, we vote....

Here is my own first entry to get the ball rolling - AFAIK, its summat
Andean played (I believe) on a Chilean Arse Flute and will, no doubt, sound
familiar to anyone who has (or has ever had) an outside toilet and had to
use it in a gale!

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show/ArseFlute.mp3

Anyone wants to have a go and post summat but don't have any webspace, send
it to me direct (sub 10 Meg) and I'll put it up for a few days!

Enjoy and let's hear what *you* got!!

(May the *worst* track win...!! :-)

On Mon, 4 Sep 2006 14:15:37 +0100, "Keith G"
wrote:


OK, Autumn is upon us and we will all start to lose the will to live as the
weather slowly gets worse (lovely today, though) and the nights get longer.
So, to brace us up, I want to host a competition to find the *wackiest
track* anyone can come up with. I will award a little summat nice (but
spare) out of my toybox to the one who is voted the best - rules as follows:

No rules (yet) - you post, we vote....

Here is my own first entry to get the ball rolling - AFAIK, its summat
Andean played (I believe) on a Chilean Arse Flute and will, no doubt, sound
familiar to anyone who has (or has ever had) an outside toilet and had to
use it in a gale!

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show/ArseFlute.mp3

Anyone wants to have a go and post summat but don't have any webspace, send
it to me direct (sub 10 Meg) and I'll put it up for a few days!

Enjoy and let's hear what *you* got!!

(May the *worst* track win...!! :-)


Those refried beans are a *******.

OK, mine is from Shooby Taylor, and American evangelical and
inspirational singer. Apparently he is huge in cousin-marrying
territories in the middle.

http://81.174.169.10/odds/shooby.mp3

I have to guess the web address cos I'm the only person in the world
who can't use it. So if it goes nowhere, let me know and I'll try
again.

d

--
Pearce Consulting
http://www.pearce.uk.com

"Don Pearce" wrote

OK, mine is from Shooby Taylor, and American evangelical and
inspirational singer. Apparently he is huge in cousin-marrying
territories in the middle.

http://81.174.169.10/odds/shooby.mp3

I have to guess the web address cos I'm the only person in the world
who can't use it. So if it goes nowhere, let me know and I'll try
again.


No, it works fine (!!!???) - I played both trax to Swim over the phone just
now (first day back at work, bored ****less and on the phone to me....).
She's voted for your track - come to that, so have I!! (Man, that is fekkin'
*weird*...!! :-)

More votes and more entries required now!!

:-)

Hmm. Tough challenge, Keith.

To keep this event at a high cultural level,
I offer a beautiful traditional Scottish ballad,
with tasteful virtuoso harpsichord continuo.

I have shortened it considerably.

http://www.kolumbus.fi/iain.churches...erMcLeanV2.mp3

Regards to all
Iain

"Iain Churches" wrote in message
.. .

Hmm. Tough challenge, Keith.

To keep this event at a high cultural level,
I offer a beautiful traditional Scottish ballad,
with tasteful virtuoso harpsichord continuo.

I have shortened it considerably.

http://www.kolumbus.fi/iain.churches...erMcLeanV2.mp3



!!!

**stunned**

Back later with 'Rule No.1' I expect.....

:-)

Naughty but nice, Iain!
Can we pse now have the original track in toto?
Sounds like it's wrinkly Stanley Baxter!
Jim

"Iain Churches" wrote in message
.. .

Hmm. Tough challenge, Keith.

To keep this event at a high cultural level,
I offer a beautiful traditional Scottish ballad,
with tasteful virtuoso harpsichord continuo.

I have shortened it considerably.

http://www.kolumbus.fi/iain.churches...erMcLeanV2.mp3

Regards to all
Iain

"Jim Gregory" wrote in message
...
Naughty but nice, Iain!
Can we pse now have the original track in toto?
Sounds like it's wrinkly Stanley Baxter!
Jim

http://www.kolumbus.fi/iain.churches...erMcLeanV2.mp3


Hello Jim,
I was going to keep the artist's identity and the
story behind this "milestone in recording history"
a secret at this stage, but it is not Stanley B.

Regards
Iain

On Tue, 5 Sep 2006 15:34:09 +0300, "Iain Churches"
wrote:


"Jim Gregory" wrote in message
...
Naughty but nice, Iain!
Can we pse now have the original track in toto?
Sounds like it's wrinkly Stanley Baxter!
Jim

http://www.kolumbus.fi/iain.churches...erMcLeanV2.mp3


Hello Jim,
I was going to keep the artist's identity and the
story behind this "milestone in recording history"
a secret at this stage, but it is not Stanley B.

Regards
Iain



Are you about to own up to this yourself?

d

--
Pearce Consulting
http://www.pearce.uk.com

"Iain Churches" wrote in message
...

"Jim Gregory" wrote in message
...
Naughty but nice, Iain!
Can we pse now have the original track in toto?
Sounds like it's wrinkly Stanley Baxter!
Jim

http://www.kolumbus.fi/iain.churches...erMcLeanV2.mp3


Hello Jim,
I was going to keep the artist's identity and the
story behind this "milestone in recording history"
a secret at this stage, but it is not Stanley B.


No, sorry - Rule 1: No audio porn....

So, that's your entry refused and Don's in the lead atm!!

;-)

"Keith G" wrote in message
...

"Iain Churches" wrote in message
...

"Jim Gregory" wrote in message
...
Naughty but nice, Iain!
Can we pse now have the original track in toto?
Sounds like it's wrinkly Stanley Baxter!
Jim

http://www.kolumbus.fi/iain.churches...erMcLeanV2.mp3


Hello Jim,
I was going to keep the artist's identity and the
story behind this "milestone in recording history"
a secret at this stage, but it is not Stanley B.


No, sorry - Rule 1: No audio porn....

So, that's your entry refused and Don's in the lead atm!!

;-)



Porn???? Porn. 'Tis na mare than a bawdy ballad, ye ken.

Can I have another shot, with " The Sex Pistols sing Excerpts
from Tristan and Isolde" ? :-))

Cheers
Iain