Naughty but nice, Iain!
Can we pse now have the original track in toto?
Sounds like it's wrinkly Stanley Baxter!
Jim

"Iain Churches" wrote in message
.. .

Hmm. Tough challenge, Keith.

To keep this event at a high cultural level,
I offer a beautiful traditional Scottish ballad,
with tasteful virtuoso harpsichord continuo.

I have shortened it considerably.

http://www.kolumbus.fi/iain.churches...erMcLeanV2.mp3

Regards to all
Iain

"Jim Gregory" wrote in message
...
Naughty but nice, Iain!
Can we pse now have the original track in toto?
Sounds like it's wrinkly Stanley Baxter!
Jim

http://www.kolumbus.fi/iain.churches...erMcLeanV2.mp3


Hello Jim,
I was going to keep the artist's identity and the
story behind this "milestone in recording history"
a secret at this stage, but it is not Stanley B.

Regards
Iain

On Tue, 5 Sep 2006 15:34:09 +0300, "Iain Churches"
wrote:


"Jim Gregory" wrote in message
...
Naughty but nice, Iain!
Can we pse now have the original track in toto?
Sounds like it's wrinkly Stanley Baxter!
Jim

http://www.kolumbus.fi/iain.churches...erMcLeanV2.mp3


Hello Jim,
I was going to keep the artist's identity and the
story behind this "milestone in recording history"
a secret at this stage, but it is not Stanley B.

Regards
Iain



Are you about to own up to this yourself?

d

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"Don Pearce" wrote in message

Are you about to own up to this yourself?

d

Surely, Don, one "owns up" to a misdemeanor,
and "lays claim" to a work of art:-))

Iain

On Wed, 6 Sep 2006 11:06:48 +0300, "Iain Churches"
wrote:


"Don Pearce" wrote in message

Are you about to own up to this yourself?

d

Surely, Don, one "owns up" to a misdemeanor,
and "lays claim" to a work of art:-))

Iain


But which does one do for a fart?

d

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"Don Pearce" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 6 Sep 2006 11:06:48 +0300, "Iain Churches"
wrote:


"Don Pearce" wrote in message

Are you about to own up to this yourself?

d

Surely, Don, one "owns up" to a misdemeanor,
and "lays claim" to a work of art:-))

Iain


But which does one do for a fart?


You must have superior aural perception, Don. I
could find no such artifact on the track I submitted:-))

Cheers!
Iain

"Don Pearce" wrote


But which does one do for a fart?



Eat just about *anything* these days, I find...... :-)



But that's not important right now - what I would like to know is which of
the 28/29 second samples sounds the best and the next best (ie top
*two*)..??

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show/Sample%20A.mp3

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show/Sample%20B.mp3

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show/Sample%20C.mp3

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show/Sample%20D.mp3


Not easy and I've tried my hand at 'normalising' them to -16 dB...???

On Wed, 6 Sep 2006 11:33:56 +0100, "Keith G"
wrote:


"Don Pearce" wrote


But which does one do for a fart?



Eat just about *anything* these days, I find...... :-)



But that's not important right now - what I would like to know is which of
the 28/29 second samples sounds the best and the next best (ie top
*two*)..??

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show/Sample%20A.mp3

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show/Sample%20B.mp3

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show/Sample%20C.mp3

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show/Sample%20D.mp3


Not easy and I've tried my hand at 'normalising' them to -16 dB...???


This bit isn't easy either. A like best A and D, although they are the
most different from each other. A has a bit more bite, but I like the
smoothness of D as well. B and C are a little bland. I know that
doesn't make a lot of sense, but what the heck?

The other strange thing is the phase. A & B are one way up, while C &
D are inverted. Can you check the cart wirings?

d

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"Iain Churches" wrote in message
...

"Jim Gregory" wrote in message
...
Naughty but nice, Iain!
Can we pse now have the original track in toto?
Sounds like it's wrinkly Stanley Baxter!
Jim

http://www.kolumbus.fi/iain.churches...erMcLeanV2.mp3


Hello Jim,
I was going to keep the artist's identity and the
story behind this "milestone in recording history"
a secret at this stage, but it is not Stanley B.


No, sorry - Rule 1: No audio porn....

So, that's your entry refused and Don's in the lead atm!!

;-)

"Keith G" wrote in message
...

"Iain Churches" wrote in message
...

"Jim Gregory" wrote in message
...
Naughty but nice, Iain!
Can we pse now have the original track in toto?
Sounds like it's wrinkly Stanley Baxter!
Jim

http://www.kolumbus.fi/iain.churches...erMcLeanV2.mp3


Hello Jim,
I was going to keep the artist's identity and the
story behind this "milestone in recording history"
a secret at this stage, but it is not Stanley B.


No, sorry - Rule 1: No audio porn....

So, that's your entry refused and Don's in the lead atm!!

;-)



Porn???? Porn. 'Tis na mare than a bawdy ballad, ye ken.

Can I have another shot, with " The Sex Pistols sing Excerpts
from Tristan and Isolde" ? :-))

Cheers
Iain