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No, sorry - Rule 1: No audio porn....

So, that's your entry refused and Don's in the lead atm!!

;-)



Porn???? Porn. 'Tis na mare than a bawdy ballad, ye ken.

Can I have another shot, with " The Sex Pistols sing Excerpts
from Tristan and Isolde" ? :-))



Sure, have as many shots at it as you want but, the competition is
*wackiest* not *tackiest*...!!

(Or there'll be more rules....!! ;-)


Then I think I will keep it for Eurovision. Bound to win the-)



No, I think Indonesia is set to win it this year....???



Can I make a last minute second effort, after being so
shamefully disqualified with my Scottish baroque ballad?

I have a short, but interesting entry - a vocal rendering by
MA Numminen, PhD of the Ludwig Wittgenstein school
of philosophers.

It is entitled, "In the evening, while the children are asleep"

Shall I post it, Keith?


No.


All in the best possible taste:-)


Still no....



OK. As you twist my arm and *really* insist:-)

http://www.kolumbus.fi/iain.churches...ttgenstein.mp3



'Kinell.......



I understand the first prize is an old but slightly used
bicycle tyre. Please send it to me, airfreight,
C/o Lowther Island.


OK, the competition's back on and you're in the lead (snip)

Can't beat a catchy tune, can you?

Iain