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Fatarse Candy Mountain
Is Fatarse Candy Mountain
a) the name of a pair of hills on the Utah Badlands? b) Yon Yaeger's jailhouse shower monicker? c) Peter Wieck's Saturday night squeeze ("He's such a gentleman, he always leaves the right money on the mantelpiece.")? d) None of the above? Enquiring minds want to know. Andre Jute "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --- Mariah Carey. .. |
Fatarse Candy Mountain
On May 1, 6:14 pm, Jon Yaeger wrote:
New meds, Andre? in article . com, Andre Jute at wrote on 5/1/07 7:10 PM: Is Fatarse Candy Mountain a) the name of a pair of hills on the Utah Badlands? b) Yon Yaeger's jailhouse shower monicker? c) Peter Wieck's Saturday night squeeze ("He's such a gentleman, he always leaves the right money on the mantelpiece.")? d) None of the above? Enquiring minds want to know. Andre Jute "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --- Mariah Carey. .- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Jon: McCoy takes a crap and the flies gather. Just look at its Neanderthal thread and the very first reply. My guess is that it is tinfoil-hat season in Cork. Peter Wieck Wyncote, PA |
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Owain wrote:
Andre Jute wrote: Is Fatarse Candy Mountain a) the name of a pair of hills on the Utah Badlands? b) Yon Yaeger's jailhouse shower monicker? c) Peter Wieck's Saturday night squeeze ("He's such a gentleman, he always leaves the right money on the mantelpiece.")? d) None of the above? Enquiring minds want to know. Is this one of ITV's phone-in competitions? Owain You know, Owain, I wondered that myself. Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, it is also true that, as my late great teacher (he taught me English and, for doing such a good job, when I grew to influence by the gift of the gab he gave me, I got him the commission to write all the English textbooks for the nation, which of course made him a millionaire overnight) used to say, "Fools never differ." Take your pick. Andre Jute "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --- Mariah Carey. |
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In article .com,
Andre Jute wrote: Unfortunately, it is also true that, as my late great teacher (he taught me English and, for doing such a good job, when I grew to influence by the gift of the gab he gave me, I got him the commission to write all the English textbooks for the nation, which of course made him a millionaire overnight) used to say, "Fools never differ." This example of syntax suggests he would be a garbage millionaire... -- * I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid Dave Plowman London SW To e-mail, change noise into sound. |
Fatarse Candy Mountain
Dave Plowman (News) wrote: In article .com, Andre Jute wrote: Unfortunately, it is also true that, as my late great teacher (he taught me English and, for doing such a good job, when I grew to influence by the gift of the gab he gave me, I got him the commission to write all the English textbooks for the nation, which of course made him a millionaire overnight) used to say, "Fools never differ." This example of syntax suggests he would be a garbage millionaire... -- * I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid Dave Plowman London SW To e-mail, change noise into sound. There is nothing wrong with Andre's syntax. Removal of the parenthetical expression leaves a perfectly good sentence. The parenthetical expression, considered by itself, is also a perfectly good sentence. Perhaps your short term memory is a bit on the cloudy side. One must, you see, suspend comprehension of the original sentence whilst digesting the parenthetical offering; once the internal clauses have been assimilated, one may return to the original thrust. Perhaps if you read a bit more slowly, or re-read as required? There's a good lad. If anyone were to pick nits, he might observe that Andre is overly fond of the comma; I confess the same malady, as I (and, I'm sure, Andre would) wish to make my writing appear more conversational by specifying the small pauses which give spoken language much of its import. However, I fear you're another ****wit; no shortage of those hereabouts. If not, I apologize in advance. If so, **** off. ;-) Lord Valve Ass (all right, arse, if you insist) hole |
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On Wed, 02 May 2007 14:53:56 GMT, Lord Valve
wrote: Lord Valve Ass (all right, arse, if you insist) hole Big of you to claim the epithet for yourself, thus saving the rest of us the bother. d -- Pearce Consulting http://www.pearce.uk.com |
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On May 2, 10:53 am, Lord Valve wrote:
Dave Plowman (News) wrote: In article .com, Andre Jute wrote: Unfortunately, it is also true that, as my late great teacher (he taught me English and, for doing such a good job, when I grew to influence by the gift of the gab he gave me, I got him the commission to write all the English textbooks for the nation, which of course made him a millionaire overnight) used to say, "Fools never differ." This example of syntax suggests he would be a garbage millionaire... -- * I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid Dave Plowman London SW To e-mail, change noise into sound. There is nothing wrong with Andre's syntax. Removal of the parenthetical expression leaves a perfectly good sentence. The parenthetical expression, considered by itself, is also a perfectly good sentence. Perhaps your short term memory is a bit on the cloudy side. One must, you see, suspend comprehension of the original sentence whilst digesting the parenthetical offering; once the internal clauses have been assimilated, one may return to the original thrust. Perhaps if you read a bit more slowly, or re-read as required? There's a good lad. If anyone were to pick nits, he might observe that Andre is overly fond of the comma; I confess the same malady, as I (and, I'm sure, Andre would) wish to make my writing appear more conversational by specifying the small pauses which give spoken language much of its import. However, I fear you're another ****wit; no shortage of those hereabouts. If not, I apologize in advance. If so, **** off. ;-) Lord Valve Ass (all right, arse, if you insist) hole- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - This would be the blind leading the blind. McCoy is usually grammatically correct in the same sense as Bulwer-Lytton or L. Ron Hubbard are usually grammatically correct. Sadly the actual information contained is tripe. And badly written, painfully verbose tripe at that. Peter Wieck Wyncote, PA |
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Don Pearce wrote: On Wed, 02 May 2007 14:53:56 GMT, Lord Valve wrote: Lord Valve Ass (all right, arse, if you insist) hole Big of you to claim the epithet for yourself, thus saving the rest of us the bother. d -- Pearce Consulting http://www.pearce.uk.com Some of us are honest. Others are consultants. LV |
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On Wed, 02 May 2007 15:06:42 GMT, Lord Valve
wrote: Don Pearce wrote: On Wed, 02 May 2007 14:53:56 GMT, Lord Valve wrote: Lord Valve Ass (all right, arse, if you insist) hole Big of you to claim the epithet for yourself, thus saving the rest of us the bother. d -- Pearce Consulting http://www.pearce.uk.com Some of us are honest. Others are consultants. LV I will allow that you know yourself, at least. d -- Pearce Consulting http://www.pearce.uk.com |
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