Well-known and frowned on Usenet Troll Andre Jute was found dead in
his residence in an apparently grisly scene today.

Police have given few details but it's believed he encountered an IES
(Improvised Explosive Sockpuppet).

On Thu, 20 Sep 2007 16:22:02 -0700, Steven wrote:

Well-known and frowned on Usenet Troll Andre Jute was found dead in
his residence in an apparently grisly scene today.

Police have given few details but it's believed he encountered an IES
(Improvised Explosive Sockpuppet).

Rumors of the death of pitifully obvious Usenet troll Andre Jute have
been largely exaggerated as he has recently been spotted hurriedly leaving
an airport men's-room stall where he was furiously tapping his foot and
signaling under the stall divider before police informants scared him
away. He was later spotted trying to hail a gypsy cab in a shabby alleyway
before the cab sped away. Questioning of the cabby, a Mr. Marlin Spike of
Blue Jacket Ave, revealed that Mr Jute appeared delusional and smelled
strongly of urine and Pro-Gold contact cleaner. Mr. Spike said, "I aint
pickin' up no crazy audiophool. He looked real agitated; had this wild
look in his eyes and was muttering something about wike, wikes or
something". When Mr. Spike asked Jute where he needed a ride, Mr. Jute
replied that he "needed to get to a drugstore fast for some astoglide and
a condom". He then pulled a gassy power triode from out of his pants.
Local and state law enforcement are calling for the public's help in
apprehending this man before he embarrasses himself and his hobby again.

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On Sep 20, 4:22 pm, Steven wrote:
Well-known and frowned on Usenet Troll Andre Jute was found dead in
his residence in an apparently grisly scene today.

Police have given few details but it's believed he encountered an IES
(Improvised Explosive Sockpuppet).

Charming.

That sick message arrived twelve hours ago.

We still wait for Worthless Peter Wieck to disassociate himself from a
call for my death by one of his sockpuppets.

Or perhaps Worthless Peter Wieck approves of wishing others dead.
After all, twice within the last week Worthless Wiecky set the example
of publicly wishing me dead.

Andre Jute

"Andre Jute" wrote in message
ups.com...
On Sep 20, 4:22 pm, Steven wrote:
Well-known and frowned on Usenet Troll Andre Jute was found dead in
his residence in an apparently grisly scene today.

Police have given few details but it's believed he encountered an IES
(Improvised Explosive Sockpuppet).

Charming.

That sick message arrived twelve hours ago.

We still wait for Worthless Peter Wieck to disassociate himself from a
call for my death by one of his sockpuppets.

Or perhaps Worthless Peter Wieck approves of wishing others dead.
After all, twice within the last week Worthless Wiecky set the example
of publicly wishing me dead.

Andre Jute

Hi Boss ... They're calling you a bully. Would you try and use softer words.
Apparently the ones you're using hurt too much. Some think it downright
unfair.

Cordially,
west

On Sep 20, 8:32 pm, "West" wrote:
"Andre Jute" wrote in message

ups.com...



On Sep 20, 4:22 pm, Steven wrote:
Well-known and frowned on Usenet Troll Andre Jute was found dead in
his residence in an apparently grisly scene today.

Police have given few details but it's believed he encountered an IES
(Improvised Explosive Sockpuppet).

Charming.

That sick message arrived twelve hours ago.

We still wait for Worthless Peter Wieck to disassociate himself from a
call for my death by one of his sockpuppets.

Or perhaps Worthless Peter Wieck approves of wishing others dead.
After all, twice within the last week Worthless Wiecky set the example
of publicly wishing me dead.

Andre Jute

Hi Boss ... They're calling you a bully.

Most of them aren't too bright. They don't even have the brains to
discover that I'm protesting Worthless Peter Wieck's infamous two
years and hundreds of bullying messages on RAT.

Would you try and use softer words.
Apparently the ones you're using hurt too much.

The truth never hurt honest people. Worthless Wiecky, besides a bully,
is a blackmailer, a thief, a liar, a stalker. His sockpuppets are no
better. I'm not surprised the truth falls upon them like a hot iron
brand.

Some think it downright
unfair.

Scum usually think it unfair when the righteous leave hairy footprints
on them.

Cordially,
west

Andre Jute
Nil carborundum illegitimi

West wrote:
"Andre Jute" wrote in message
ups.com...

We still wait for Worthless Peter Wieck to disassociate himself from a
call for my death by one of his sockpuppets.

Or perhaps Worthless Peter Wieck approves of wishing others dead.
After all, twice within the last week Worthless Wiecky set the example
of publicly wishing me dead.

Andre Jute

Hi Boss ... They're calling you a bully. Would you try and use softer words.
Apparently the ones you're using hurt too much. Some think it downright
unfair.

Cordially,
west

You know Jute is losing an argument when he brings out the puppet Gray
Glasser
but things must be desperate for him to drag West out of the sock drawer.

--
Eiron.

On Sep 21, 12:37 am, Eiron wrote:
West wrote:
"Andre Jute" wrote in message
oups.com...
We still wait for Worthless Peter Wieck to disassociate himself from a
call for my death by one of his sockpuppets.

Or perhaps Worthless Peter Wieck approves of wishing others dead.
After all, twice within the last week Worthless Wiecky set the example
of publicly wishing me dead.

Andre Jute

Hi Boss ... They're calling you a bully. Would you try and use softer words.
Apparently the ones you're using hurt too much. Some think it downright
unfair.

Cordially,
west

You know Jute is losing an argument when he brings out the puppet Gray
Glasser
but things must be desperate for him to drag West out of the sock drawer.

--
Eiron.

I was trying to think of something kind to say about Eiron, because I
have eaten his lunch so often that it has become his turn to to be
offered a morsel of encouragement. But all I could come up with is:

Eiron has fallen onto his head off his bicycle too often to make sense
but he is still a keen cyclist. We must admire his perseverance if not
his balance.

Andre Jute
Cycling by ouija board
http://members.lycos.co.uk/fiultra/B...simon%201.html

On Sep 20, 9:14 pm, Andre Jute wrote:
On Sep 20, 4:22 pm, Steven wrote:

Well-known and frowned on Usenet Troll Andre Jute was found dead in
his residence in an apparently grisly scene today.

Police have given few details but it's believed he encountered an IES
(Improvised Explosive Sockpuppet).

Charming.

That sick message arrived twelve hours ago.

We still wait for Worthless Peter Wieck to disassociate himself from a
call for my death by one of his sockpuppets.

Or perhaps Worthless Peter Wieck approves of wishing others dead.
After all, twice within the last week Worthless Wiecky set the example
of publicly wishing me dead.

Andre Jute

Maybe you really should take a hint then, as I'm not all that enamored
of Mr. Wieck but I think you are a festering ****.

Maybe you really should take a hint then, as I'm not all that enamored
of Mr. Wieck but I think you are a festering ****.

Can I use that or is it copyrighted like "that's hot"?
A festering **** copyrighted that's hot.
I think this has lots of potential.

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On Sep 21, 3:04 am, scott wrote:
Maybe you really should take a hint then, as I'm not all that enamored
of Mr. Wieck but I think you are a festering ****.

Can I use that or is it copyrighted like "that's hot"?
A festering **** copyrighted that's hot.
I think this has lots of potential.

--
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It's public domain. Domain it publicly.