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Eeyore December 23rd 08 10:53 PM

How's your hearing ?
 
The strangest thing happened to me yesterday.

I was sitting on my bed and rested my head (the temple) on my hand and I
could hear a buzzing. Now, I'd had a bad headache a few days before but
it didn't sound like the tinnitus associated with it.

So, I removed my head from my hand and the sound stopped. Then the penny
dropped, you can get bone conduction hearing.

Sure enough it was the 11W CFL lamp in my bedside light about 2-3 feet
away. If I put my ear up close to it I could hear exactly the same
sound.

Is that curious or what ?


Graham


Bob Eld December 23rd 08 11:26 PM

How's your hearing ?
 

"Eeyore" wrote in message
...
The strangest thing happened to me yesterday.

I was sitting on my bed and rested my head (the temple) on my hand and I
could hear a buzzing. Now, I'd had a bad headache a few days before but
it didn't sound like the tinnitus associated with it.

So, I removed my head from my hand and the sound stopped. Then the penny
dropped, you can get bone conduction hearing.

Sure enough it was the 11W CFL lamp in my bedside light about 2-3 feet
away. If I put my ear up close to it I could hear exactly the same
sound.

Is that curious or what ?



Graham


Not particularly, Methinks its just the modulation of the HF switcher at
twice the line frequency, 100Hz in your case. Your probably hearing the
small HF transformer in the base of the CFL sing at that frequency.





Geoff December 24th 08 01:01 AM

How's your hearing ?
 
Eeyore wrote:
The strangest thing happened to me yesterday.

I was sitting on my bed and rested my head (the temple) on my hand
and I could hear a buzzing. Now, I'd had a bad headache a few days
before but it didn't sound like the tinnitus associated with it.

So, I removed my head from my hand and the sound stopped. Then the
penny dropped, you can get bone conduction hearing.

Sure enough it was the 11W CFL lamp in my bedside light about 2-3 feet
away. If I put my ear up close to it I could hear exactly the same
sound.

Is that curious or what ?


May be the lamp, or not. I get LF tinnitus sometimes when I am stressed or
tired . You could swear there is a humming transformer, resonance, fan, ac,
fridge, or whatever somewhere - but there isn't. Especially at night when
trying to sleep. It can seem very loud (ie not faint background, but very
much 'there'. I even ripped my wall-boards off once, to see if there was a
power cable running past my head (there wasn't).

Other's can't hear it, and you can't measure it. It can seem quite loud.
After years of searching the house and neighbourhood for the source, I
funally realised what it was when I had it way up a mountain , miles from
anywhere, and figured it was (on that occasion) in just one ear !

Sometimes it will strop if I press my jaw near the ear. Once I stuck my
finger in my ear and the hum stopped and it did an orgasmic pulsing thing
instead.

It is known as The Hum, and there are all sorts of conspiracy theories about
it, from weapons research, government mind-control beams, aliens, phantom
planets, the Sun getting ready to implode, electrical feilds, HARRP, gravity
waves, etc, etc, etc. Most adherents to those ideas radically HATE the idea
of something as mundane as (LF) tinnitus.

That could be what you had, and attributed it to the lamp. Or it may have
actually been the lamp (halogen transformer or fibrillating filament).



Joerg December 24th 08 01:18 AM

How's your hearing ?
 
Eeyore wrote:
The strangest thing happened to me yesterday.

I was sitting on my bed and rested my head (the temple) on my hand and I
could hear a buzzing. Now, I'd had a bad headache a few days before but
it didn't sound like the tinnitus associated with it.

So, I removed my head from my hand and the sound stopped. Then the penny
dropped, you can get bone conduction hearing.

Sure enough it was the 11W CFL lamp in my bedside light about 2-3 feet
away. If I put my ear up close to it I could hear exactly the same
sound.

Is that curious or what ?


MI5 trying to get at your brain via powerline voodoo?

duck and run ...

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Michael A. Terrell December 24th 08 01:22 AM

How's your hearing ?
 

Joerg wrote:

Eeyore wrote:
The strangest thing happened to me yesterday.

I was sitting on my bed and rested my head (the temple) on my hand and I
could hear a buzzing. Now, I'd had a bad headache a few days before but
it didn't sound like the tinnitus associated with it.

So, I removed my head from my hand and the sound stopped. Then the penny
dropped, you can get bone conduction hearing.

Sure enough it was the 11W CFL lamp in my bedside light about 2-3 feet
away. If I put my ear up close to it I could hear exactly the same
sound.

Is that curious or what ?


MI5 trying to get at your brain via powerline voodoo?



Why? There's nothing to get at.


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[email protected] December 24th 08 02:11 AM

How's your hearing ?
 
On Dec 23, 9:22 pm, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote:
MI5 trying to get at your brain via powerline voodoo?


Why? There's nothing to get at.


BA ZING!

Eeyore December 24th 08 07:40 AM

How's your hearing ?
 


Joerg wrote:

Eeyore wrote:
The strangest thing happened to me yesterday.

I was sitting on my bed and rested my head (the temple) on my hand and I
could hear a buzzing. Now, I'd had a bad headache a few days before but
it didn't sound like the tinnitus associated with it.

So, I removed my head from my hand and the sound stopped. Then the penny
dropped, you can get bone conduction hearing.

Sure enough it was the 11W CFL lamp in my bedside light about 2-3 feet
away. If I put my ear up close to it I could hear exactly the same
sound.

Is that curious or what ?


MI5 trying to get at your brain via powerline voodoo?

duck and run ...


LMAO !

If I haven't sent you it already via one means or another do please check this
kink, no link. Kink is something else I could elaborate on. Many friends have
indulged in it.
http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/queen.htm

Graham



Eeyore December 24th 08 07:41 AM

How's your hearing ?
 


wrote:

On Dec 23, 9:22 pm, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote:
MI5 trying to get at your brain via powerline voodoo?


Why? There's nothing to get at.


BA ZING!


Was that the power line being overloaded by my brain ?

Graham


Eeyore December 24th 08 07:44 AM

How's your hearing ?
 


geoff wrote:

Eeyore wrote:
The strangest thing happened to me yesterday.

I was sitting on my bed and rested my head (the temple) on my hand
and I could hear a buzzing. Now, I'd had a bad headache a few days
before but it didn't sound like the tinnitus associated with it.

So, I removed my head from my hand and the sound stopped. Then the
penny dropped, you can get bone conduction hearing.

Sure enough it was the 11W CFL lamp in my bedside light about 2-3 feet
away. If I put my ear up close to it I could hear exactly the same
sound.

Is that curious or what ?


May be the lamp, or not. I get LF tinnitus sometimes when I am stressed or
tired . You could swear there is a humming transformer, resonance, fan, ac,
fridge, or whatever somewhere - but there isn't. Especially at night when
trying to sleep. It can seem very loud (ie not faint background, but very
much 'there'. I even ripped my wall-boards off once, to see if there was a
power cable running past my head (there wasn't).

Other's can't hear it, and you can't measure it. It can seem quite loud.
After years of searching the house and neighbourhood for the source, I
funally realised what it was when I had it way up a mountain , miles from
anywhere, and figured it was (on that occasion) in just one ear !

Sometimes it will strop if I press my jaw near the ear. Once I stuck my
finger in my ear and the hum stopped and it did an orgasmic pulsing thing
instead.

It is known as The Hum, and there are all sorts of conspiracy theories about
it, from weapons research, government mind-control beams, aliens, phantom
planets, the Sun getting ready to implode, electrical feilds, HARRP, gravity
waves, etc, etc, etc. Most adherents to those ideas radically HATE the idea
of something as mundane as (LF) tinnitus.

That could be what you had, and attributed it to the lamp. Or it may have
actually been the lamp (halogen transformer or fibrillating filament).


It was a CFL. And listening up close revealed an identical sound.

Looks like my hearing threshold must still be around 0 dB (phons actually).

Graham



TonyL December 24th 08 10:07 AM

How's your hearing ?
 
geoff wrote:

It is known as The Hum, and there are all sorts of conspiracy
theories about it, from weapons research, government mind-control
beams, aliens, phantom planets, the Sun getting ready to implode,
electrical feilds, HARRP, gravity waves, etc, etc, etc. Most
adherents to those ideas radically HATE the idea of something as
mundane as (LF) tinnitus.


You obviously have you mind made up about whatever it was that you were
hearing and that everyone who differs must be a raving nutcase. But....

I had The Hum for years when I lived near Wolverhampton. An LF pulsing sound
that sounded like a large truck parked with its engine running. It started
soon after a large gas main was installed nearby and I could "hear" it in
and close to our house, especially at night. It sounded so real that I would
wonder around the house looking for the source. Nobody else could hear it.

I'm not sure it was tinnitus because I only ever heard it in/around the
house. It was so location specific. I recall pulling up onto our drive after
a completely hum-free holiday and turning off the car engine....immediately
I could hear The Hum. Since we have been living in Wales for the last 9
years I have never heard it.

I don't know what it is but I would not dismiss it out of hand as LF
tinnitus.



Don Pearce[_2_] December 24th 08 10:10 AM

How's your hearing ?
 
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 11:07:26 -0000, "TonyL"
wrote:

geoff wrote:

It is known as The Hum, and there are all sorts of conspiracy
theories about it, from weapons research, government mind-control
beams, aliens, phantom planets, the Sun getting ready to implode,
electrical feilds, HARRP, gravity waves, etc, etc, etc. Most
adherents to those ideas radically HATE the idea of something as
mundane as (LF) tinnitus.


You obviously have you mind made up about whatever it was that you were
hearing and that everyone who differs must be a raving nutcase. But....

I had The Hum for years when I lived near Wolverhampton. An LF pulsing sound
that sounded like a large truck parked with its engine running. It started
soon after a large gas main was installed nearby and I could "hear" it in
and close to our house, especially at night. It sounded so real that I would
wonder around the house looking for the source. Nobody else could hear it.

I'm not sure it was tinnitus because I only ever heard it in/around the
house. It was so location specific. I recall pulling up onto our drive after
a completely hum-free holiday and turning off the car engine....immediately
I could hear The Hum. Since we have been living in Wales for the last 9
years I have never heard it.

I don't know what it is but I would not dismiss it out of hand as LF
tinnitus.


Ever try recording it? That would have settled the matter once and for
all.

d

Arie December 24th 08 11:39 AM

How's your hearing ?
 

Don Pearce wrote in message news:4953186d.528987093@localhost...
On Wed, 24 Dec 2008 11:07:26 -0000, "TonyL"
wrote:

geoff wrote:

It is known as The Hum, and there are all sorts of conspiracy
theories about it, from weapons research, government mind-control
beams, aliens, phantom planets, the Sun getting ready to implode,
electrical feilds, HARRP, gravity waves, etc, etc, etc. Most
adherents to those ideas radically HATE the idea of something as
mundane as (LF) tinnitus.


You obviously have you mind made up about whatever it was that you were
hearing and that everyone who differs must be a raving nutcase. But....

I had The Hum for years when I lived near Wolverhampton. An LF pulsing
sound
that sounded like a large truck parked with its engine running. It started
soon after a large gas main was installed nearby and I could "hear" it in
and close to our house, especially at night. It sounded so real that I
would
wonder around the house looking for the source. Nobody else could hear it.

I'm not sure it was tinnitus because I only ever heard it in/around the
house. It was so location specific. I recall pulling up onto our drive
after
a completely hum-free holiday and turning off the car
engine....immediately
I could hear The Hum. Since we have been living in Wales for the last 9
years I have never heard it.

I don't know what it is but I would not dismiss it out of hand as LF
tinnitus.


Ever try recording it? That would have settled the matter once and for
all.



And in that case - try recording it on a laptop, with a widely separated set
of stereo mikes. Turn the set in different directions and look at the phase
relation - should indicate direction.

I found a "humming source" that way (transformer house with a resonating
wall). I used a program to display the live stereo phase vector (AFAIR
Cooledit 2000).

Regards,
Arie de Muijnck



Michael A. Terrell December 24th 08 01:09 PM

How's your hearing ?
 

Eeyore wrote:

wrote:

On Dec 23, 9:22 pm, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote:
MI5 trying to get at your brain via powerline voodoo?

Why? There's nothing to get at.


BA ZING!


Was that the power line being overloaded by my brain ?



Your brain couldn't overload a AAAA cell.


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Dave Plowman (News) December 24th 08 01:20 PM

How's your hearing ?
 
In article ,
TonyL wrote:
I'm not sure it was tinnitus because I only ever heard it in/around the
house. It was so location specific. I recall pulling up onto our drive
after a completely hum-free holiday and turning off the car
engine....immediately I could hear The Hum. Since we have been living
in Wales for the last 9 years I have never heard it.


I don't know what it is but I would not dismiss it out of hand as LF
tinnitus.


I'd say tinnitus would stay pretty constant when you move your head -
whereas something acoustic is likely to change. Nodes and things.

I've had an early Xmas present - next door have had a new boiler fitted so
the hum from the old pump has gone. It was very audible in my kitchen -
their boiler was mounted on the party wall. It's about the only noise I
heard from them - despite them having two young kids - so I just put up
with it, as it was like that when they bought the house.

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Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Joerg December 24th 08 03:14 PM

How's your hearing ?
 
Eeyore wrote:

Joerg wrote:

Eeyore wrote:
The strangest thing happened to me yesterday.

I was sitting on my bed and rested my head (the temple) on my hand and I
could hear a buzzing. Now, I'd had a bad headache a few days before but
it didn't sound like the tinnitus associated with it.

So, I removed my head from my hand and the sound stopped. Then the penny
dropped, you can get bone conduction hearing.

Sure enough it was the 11W CFL lamp in my bedside light about 2-3 feet
away. If I put my ear up close to it I could hear exactly the same
sound.

Is that curious or what ?

MI5 trying to get at your brain via powerline voodoo?

duck and run ...


LMAO !

If I haven't sent you it already via one means or another do please check this
kink, no link. Kink is something else I could elaborate on. Many friends have
indulged in it.
http://www.avolites.org.uk/jokes/queen.htm


Yes, I saw that. Have to send it to two guys at a client over here in
"the colony", both are British and hardcore Manchester United fans.

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TonyL December 24th 08 04:30 PM

How's your hearing ?
 
Don Pearce wrote:

Ever try recording it? That would have settled the matter once and for
all.


No, I didn't. It is entirely possible that nothing whatever would have been
recorded. I don't have an explanation. Just that the Tinnitus explanation
doesn't seem to be the answer, in my case.

I'm wondering about direct excitation of the auditory nerves by....something
electromagnetic. This is just speculation, of course. I didn't do any
measurements. Also, this doesn't explain why others could not hear it.

And no, I have never been abducted by aliens and I don't believe that the
Earth is about to be engulfed by a black hole when they get the LHC going
again :-)



krw December 24th 08 04:54 PM

How's your hearing ?
 
In article ,
says...

Eeyore wrote:

wrote:

On Dec 23, 9:22 pm, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote:
MI5 trying to get at your brain via powerline voodoo?

Why? There's nothing to get at.

BA ZING!


Was that the power line being overloaded by my brain ?



Your brain couldn't overload a AAAA cell.


Solar cell. ...at night.

--
Keith

Michael A. Terrell December 24th 08 04:58 PM

How's your hearing ?
 

krw wrote:

In article ,
says...

Eeyore wrote:

wrote:

On Dec 23, 9:22 pm, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote:
MI5 trying to get at your brain via powerline voodoo?

Why? There's nothing to get at.

BA ZING!

Was that the power line being overloaded by my brain ?



Your brain couldn't overload a AAAA cell.


Solar cell. ...at night.



In three inches of black epory...and a sealed metal box.


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Danny T[_2_] December 24th 08 05:01 PM

How's your hearing ?
 
On Dec 23, 5:53*pm, Eeyore
wrote:
The strangest thing happened to me yesterday.

I was sitting on my bed and rested my head (the temple) on my hand and I
could hear a buzzing. Now, I'd had a bad headache a few days before but
it didn't sound like the tinnitus associated with it.

So, I removed my head from my hand and the sound stopped. Then the penny
dropped, you can get bone conduction hearing.

Sure enough it was the 11W CFL lamp in my bedside light about 2-3 feet
away. If I put my ear up close to it I could hear exactly the same
sound.

Is that curious or what ?

Graham


You need a tinfoil hat - I think aliens are listening to your brain ;-)

gearhead December 24th 08 06:23 PM

How's your hearing ?
 
On Dec 23, 6:01*pm, "geoff" wrote:
Once I stuck my
finger in my ear and the hum stopped and it did an orgasmic pulsing thing


You lucky guy.

[email protected] December 24th 08 10:32 PM

How's your hearing ?
 
On 24 dec, 19:01, Danny T wrote:
On Dec 23, 5:53*pm, Eeyore
wrote:





The strangest thing happened to me yesterday.


I was sitting on my bed and rested my head (the temple) on my hand and I
could hear a buzzing. Now, I'd had a bad headache a few days before but
it didn't sound like the tinnitus associated with it.


So, I removed my head from my hand and the sound stopped. Then the penny
dropped, you can get bone conduction hearing.


Sure enough it was the 11W CFL lamp in my bedside light about 2-3 feet
away. If I put my ear up close to it I could hear exactly the same
sound.


Is that curious or what ?


Graham


You need a tinfoil hat - I think aliens are listening to your brain ;-)


I'm sure aliens could find better things to listen to.

--
Bill Sloman, Nijmegen

Michael A. Terrell December 24th 08 11:22 PM

How's your hearing ?
 

Danny T wrote:

On Dec 23, 5:53 pm, Eeyore
wrote:
The strangest thing happened to me yesterday.

I was sitting on my bed and rested my head (the temple) on my hand and I
could hear a buzzing. Now, I'd had a bad headache a few days before but
it didn't sound like the tinnitus associated with it.

So, I removed my head from my hand and the sound stopped. Then the penny
dropped, you can get bone conduction hearing.

Sure enough it was the 11W CFL lamp in my bedside light about 2-3 feet
away. If I put my ear up close to it I could hear exactly the same
sound.

Is that curious or what ?

Graham


You need a tinfoil hat - I think aliens are listening to your brain ;-)



All they will get is crickets.


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Eeyore December 25th 08 09:26 PM

How's your hearing ?
 


wrote:

Danny T wrote:
Eeyore wrote:

The strangest thing happened to me yesterday.


I was sitting on my bed and rested my head (the temple) on my hand and I
could hear a buzzing. Now, I'd had a bad headache a few days before but
it didn't sound like the tinnitus associated with it.


So, I removed my head from my hand and the sound stopped. Then the penny
dropped, you can get bone conduction hearing.


Sure enough it was the 11W CFL lamp in my bedside light about 2-3 feet
away. If I put my ear up close to it I could hear exactly the same
sound.


Is that curious or what ?


Graham


You need a tinfoil hat - I think aliens are listening to your brain ;-)


I'm sure aliens could find better things to listen to.


You said something funny Bill ! God Jul !

Graham


Eeyore December 25th 08 09:28 PM

How's your hearing ?
 


"Michael A. Terrell" wrote:

Eeyore wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 23, 9:22 pm, "Michael A. Terrell"

wrote

MI5 trying to get at your brain via powerline voodoo?

Why? There's nothing to get at.

BA ZING!


Was that the power line being overloaded by my brain ?


Your brain couldn't overload a AAAA cell.


Unimaginative.

Is yours that small btw ? I'd never heard of one before.

Grahaam


Michael A. Terrell December 25th 08 11:32 PM

How's your hearing ?
 

Eeyore wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote:

Eeyore wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 23, 9:22 pm, "Michael A. Terrell"

wrote

MI5 trying to get at your brain via powerline voodoo?

Why? There's nothing to get at.

BA ZING!

Was that the power line being overloaded by my brain ?


Your brain couldn't overload a AAAA cell.


Unimaginative.

Is yours that small btw ? I'd never heard of one before.



No, you are all alone down there with the Amoebas. BTW, a real EE
would know that AAAA cells are used in 9 volt batteries. Once again
your ignorance is staggering.


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Michael A. Terrell December 25th 08 11:33 PM

How's your hearing ?
 

Eeyore wrote:

wrote:

Danny T wrote:
Eeyore wrote:

The strangest thing happened to me yesterday.

I was sitting on my bed and rested my head (the temple) on my hand and I
could hear a buzzing. Now, I'd had a bad headache a few days before but
it didn't sound like the tinnitus associated with it.

So, I removed my head from my hand and the sound stopped. Then the penny
dropped, you can get bone conduction hearing.

Sure enough it was the 11W CFL lamp in my bedside light about 2-3 feet
away. If I put my ear up close to it I could hear exactly the same
sound.

Is that curious or what ?

Graham

You need a tinfoil hat - I think aliens are listening to your brain ;-)


I'm sure aliens could find better things to listen to.


You said something funny Bill ! God Jul !



As always, you are easily entertained.


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Misifus December 27th 08 01:09 AM

How's your hearing ?
 
Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article ,
TonyL wrote:
I'm not sure it was tinnitus because I only ever heard it in/around the
house. It was so location specific. I recall pulling up onto our drive
after a completely hum-free holiday and turning off the car
engine....immediately I could hear The Hum. Since we have been living
in Wales for the last 9 years I have never heard it.


I don't know what it is but I would not dismiss it out of hand as LF
tinnitus.


I'd say tinnitus would stay pretty constant when you move your head -
whereas something acoustic is likely to change. Nodes and things.



I tend to agree. I've had tinnitus for years, now. It tends to be
constant, except when it changes. However, the changes are abrupt and
independent of my position or any movement. The changes can be
triggered by a yawn or something like that, but it's clear that what I'm
hearing is internal to my head, and not caused by any outside sources.

-Raf

--
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Ben Bradley[_2_] December 27th 08 05:12 AM

How's your hearing ?
 
In uk.rec.audio,rec.audio.pro amd sci.electronics.design, On Wed, 24
Dec 2008 10:01:48 -0800 (PST), Danny T wrote:

On Dec 23, 5:53*pm, Eeyore
wrote:
The strangest thing happened to me yesterday.

I was sitting on my bed and rested my head (the temple) on my hand and I
could hear a buzzing. Now, I'd had a bad headache a few days before but
it didn't sound like the tinnitus associated with it.

So, I removed my head from my hand and the sound stopped. Then the penny
dropped, you can get bone conduction hearing.

Sure enough it was the 11W CFL lamp in my bedside light about 2-3 feet
away. If I put my ear up close to it I could hear exactly the same
sound.

Is that curious or what ?

Graham


You need a tinfoil hat - I think aliens are listening to your brain ;-)


Oh, no, not this urban legend again. The effectiveness (or lack
thereof) of tinfoil (or its equivalent, aluminum foil) hats was
investigated at MIT several years ago, with startling results:

http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/


Eeyore December 28th 08 04:15 AM

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"Michael A. Terrell" wrote:

Eeyore wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote:

Eeyore wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 23, 9:22 pm, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote

MI5 trying to get at your brain via powerline voodoo?

Why? There's nothing to get at.

BA ZING!

Was that the power line being overloaded by my brain ?

Your brain couldn't overload a AAAA cell.


Unimaginative.

Is yours that small btw ? I'd never heard of one before.


No, you are all alone down there with the Amoebas. BTW, a real EE
would know that AAAA cells are used in 9 volt batteries. Once again
your ignorance is staggering.


This doesn't look much like a 9 volt battery to me !

http://twincitytactical.com/product_...oducts_id=1640

Unbelievable !



krw December 28th 08 03:42 PM

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In article ,
says...


"Michael A. Terrell" wrote:

Eeyore wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote:

Eeyore wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 23, 9:22 pm, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote

MI5 trying to get at your brain via powerline voodoo?

Why? There's nothing to get at.

BA ZING!

Was that the power line being overloaded by my brain ?

Your brain couldn't overload a AAAA cell.

Unimaginative.

Is yours that small btw ? I'd never heard of one before.


No, you are all alone down there with the Amoebas. BTW, a real EE
would know that AAAA cells are used in 9 volt batteries. Once again
your ignorance is staggering.


This doesn't look much like a 9 volt battery to me !


The cells *INSIDE* a 9V battery are nominally AAAA, Dumb Donkey.
Too dumb to use Google, even. 194 IQ, my ass.

http://twincitytactical.com/product_...oducts_id=1640

Unbelievable !


You certainly are.

--
Keith

Eiron December 28th 08 04:02 PM

How's your hearing ?
 
krw wrote:
In article ,
says...

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote:

Eeyore wrote:
"Michael A. Terrell" wrote:

Eeyore wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 23, 9:22 pm, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote
MI5 trying to get at your brain via powerline voodoo?
Why? There's nothing to get at.
BA ZING!
Was that the power line being overloaded by my brain ?
Your brain couldn't overload a AAAA cell.
Unimaginative.

Is yours that small btw ? I'd never heard of one before.
No, you are all alone down there with the Amoebas. BTW, a real EE
would know that AAAA cells are used in 9 volt batteries. Once again
your ignorance is staggering.

This doesn't look much like a 9 volt battery to me !


The cells *INSIDE* a 9V battery are nominally AAAA, Dumb Donkey.
Too dumb to use Google, even. 194 IQ, my ass.


Apart from Duracell, does anyone else build a PP3 battery like that?

--
Eiron.

krw December 28th 08 05:19 PM

How's your hearing ?
 
In article ,
says...
krw wrote:
In article ,
says...

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote:

Eeyore wrote:
"Michael A. Terrell" wrote:

Eeyore wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 23, 9:22 pm, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote
MI5 trying to get at your brain via powerline voodoo?
Why? There's nothing to get at.
BA ZING!
Was that the power line being overloaded by my brain ?
Your brain couldn't overload a AAAA cell.
Unimaginative.

Is yours that small btw ? I'd never heard of one before.
No, you are all alone down there with the Amoebas. BTW, a real EE
would know that AAAA cells are used in 9 volt batteries. Once again
your ignorance is staggering.
This doesn't look much like a 9 volt battery to me !


The cells *INSIDE* a 9V battery are nominally AAAA, Dumb Donkey.
Too dumb to use Google, even. 194 IQ, my ass.


Apart from Duracell, does anyone else build a PP3 battery like that?

Dunno, all I seem to find in web searches is Duracells. Last time I
took apart a 9V battery (likely 40 years ago) there were rectangular
cells stacked inside. I do know how to use Google rather than
running my mouth like a Dumb Donkey, though.

--
Keith

David Looser December 28th 08 05:24 PM

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"Eiron" wrote in message
...
krw wrote:
In article ,
says...

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote:

Eeyore wrote:
"Michael A. Terrell" wrote:

Eeyore wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 23, 9:22 pm, "Michael A. Terrell"

wrote
MI5 trying to get at your brain via powerline voodoo?
Why? There's nothing to get at.
BA ZING!
Was that the power line being overloaded by my brain ?
Your brain couldn't overload a AAAA cell.
Unimaginative.

Is yours that small btw ? I'd never heard of one before.
No, you are all alone down there with the Amoebas. BTW, a real EE
would know that AAAA cells are used in 9 volt batteries. Once again
your ignorance is staggering.
This doesn't look much like a 9 volt battery to me !


The cells *INSIDE* a 9V battery are nominally AAAA, Dumb Donkey. Too
dumb to use Google, even. 194 IQ, my ass.


Apart from Duracell, does anyone else build a PP3 battery like that?

Apparently. I've just opened up a dead "Energiser" PP3 and that is
constructed of small cylindrical cells, whether they are strictly AAAA size
I couldn't say.

In the past, of course, all the "PP" series batteries were of layer
construction. Not only the PP3, but also the larger PP7, PP9 etc types. When
the battery industry switched over to cylindrical cells for these batteries
I don't know, as I largely gave up breaking open old batteries years when I
was a teenager.

I was amused, though, by "Michael A. Terrell's" reference to "9V batteries"
as though there was only one sort. PP9s are still made, and there are other
specialist 9V batteries available. Does anyone remember those old 9V
grid-bias batteries, the ones with a 3mm socket connection at each cell?

David.



Michael A. Terrell December 28th 08 05:44 PM

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David Looser wrote:

"Eiron" wrote in message
...
krw wrote:
In article ,
says...

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote:

Eeyore wrote:
"Michael A. Terrell" wrote:

Eeyore wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 23, 9:22 pm, "Michael A. Terrell"

wrote
MI5 trying to get at your brain via powerline voodoo?
Why? There's nothing to get at.
BA ZING!
Was that the power line being overloaded by my brain ?
Your brain couldn't overload a AAAA cell.
Unimaginative.

Is yours that small btw ? I'd never heard of one before.
No, you are all alone down there with the Amoebas. BTW, a real EE
would know that AAAA cells are used in 9 volt batteries. Once again
your ignorance is staggering.
This doesn't look much like a 9 volt battery to me !

The cells *INSIDE* a 9V battery are nominally AAAA, Dumb Donkey. Too
dumb to use Google, even. 194 IQ, my ass.


Apart from Duracell, does anyone else build a PP3 battery like that?

Apparently. I've just opened up a dead "Energiser" PP3 and that is
constructed of small cylindrical cells, whether they are strictly AAAA size
I couldn't say.

In the past, of course, all the "PP" series batteries were of layer
construction. Not only the PP3, but also the larger PP7, PP9 etc types. When
the battery industry switched over to cylindrical cells for these batteries
I don't know, as I largely gave up breaking open old batteries years when I
was a teenager.

I was amused, though, by "Michael A. Terrell's" reference to "9V batteries"
as though there was only one sort.



There is only one common 9V battery in the US. It is the only type
you can buy over the counter in 99% or more retail shops. Also, Eeyore
claims to be a genius, so he should know which one I was talking about.
After all, he has that mighty 154 IQ! He should be able to see right
through the battery package with that much brain power!


PP9s are still made, and there are other
specialist 9V batteries available. Does anyone remember those old 9V
grid-bias batteries, the ones with a 3mm socket connection at each cell?



I remember maybe 100 obsolete battery types, but what good does it do
when you can't buy them? Do you remember the mercury batteries used in
Turner microphones and early garage door openers?


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David Looser December 28th 08 06:55 PM

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"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
m...



There is only one common 9V battery in the US. It is the only type
you can buy over the counter in 99% or more retail shops.


So?, it's still only one type of 9V battery, there are others.

Also, Eeyore
claims to be a genius, so he should know which one I was talking about.
After all, he has that mighty 154 IQ! He should be able to see right
through the battery package with that much brain power!


ROFLOL!

What a prize bafoon you turn out to be!

Are all your posts simply attacks on Graham? or is there some point to your
existance?


David.




Michael A. Terrell December 28th 08 07:39 PM

How's your hearing ?
 

David Looser wrote:

"Michael A. Terrell" wrote in message
m...



There is only one common 9V battery in the US. It is the only type
you can buy over the counter in 99% or more retail shops.


So?, it's still only one type of 9V battery, there are others.



Not to over 99% of the world's population.



Also, Eeyore
claims to be a genius, so he should know which one I was talking about.
After all, he has that mighty 154 IQ! He should be able to see right
through the battery package with that much brain power!


ROFLOL!

What a prize bafoon you turn out to be!



Gee, with poor spelling skills like yours, you shouldn't be calling
people names. Only a buffon would spell it bafoon. Maybe the oddball
nine volt battery in your head is dead?

According to Google:

Results 1 - 10 of about 7,200,000 for buffon

Did you mean: buffon for bafoon


Are all your posts simply attacks on Graham? or is there some point to your
existance?



No. you should see his attacks on anyone in the US, including one
where he wanted to nuke everything between Canada and Mexico to a sheet
of radioactive glass. He is full of stupid ideas he defends till it
becomes painful to watch.

The dumb ass donkey has been braying about his 154 IQ for too long,
so it's time to take pot shots.

He usually pulls him dumbest stunts when he is crossposted to the
audio newsgroups where he thinks he is the ultimate audio engineer by
pointing to used crap for sale on Ebay. Since you are posting from
BTInternet and on one of the audio groups I don't expect anything
intellegent.


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Misifus December 28th 08 09:55 PM

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David Looser wrote:
"Eiron" wrote in message
...
krw wrote:
In article ,
says...
"Michael A. Terrell" wrote:

Eeyore wrote:
"Michael A. Terrell" wrote:

Eeyore wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 23, 9:22 pm, "Michael A. Terrell"

wrote
MI5 trying to get at your brain via powerline voodoo?
Why? There's nothing to get at.
BA ZING!
Was that the power line being overloaded by my brain ?
Your brain couldn't overload a AAAA cell.
Unimaginative.

Is yours that small btw ? I'd never heard of one before.
No, you are all alone down there with the Amoebas. BTW, a real EE
would know that AAAA cells are used in 9 volt batteries. Once again
your ignorance is staggering.
This doesn't look much like a 9 volt battery to me !
The cells *INSIDE* a 9V battery are nominally AAAA, Dumb Donkey. Too
dumb to use Google, even. 194 IQ, my ass.

Apart from Duracell, does anyone else build a PP3 battery like that?

Apparently. I've just opened up a dead "Energiser" PP3 and that is
constructed of small cylindrical cells, whether they are strictly AAAA size
I couldn't say.

In the past, of course, all the "PP" series batteries were of layer
construction. Not only the PP3, but also the larger PP7, PP9 etc types. When
the battery industry switched over to cylindrical cells for these batteries
I don't know, as I largely gave up breaking open old batteries years when I
was a teenager.

I was amused, though, by "Michael A. Terrell's" reference to "9V batteries"
as though there was only one sort. PP9s are still made, and there are other
specialist 9V batteries available. Does anyone remember those old 9V
grid-bias batteries, the ones with a 3mm socket connection at each cell?

David.




I've opened numerous 9V batteries, they have always contained 6 smaller,
cylindrical cells. Each of the smaller cells makes approximately 1.5V,
thus giving 9V. The chemical reactions that produce the potential for
all types of dry cell batteries generally produce between 1.2V and 1.5V.
In order to get higher voltages, the cells must be combined, as they
are in the 9V.

Obviously, the wet cell batteries in cars, golf carts and trolling
motors produce a bit more, about 2V per cell.

-Raf

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Eiron December 28th 08 10:19 PM

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Misifus wrote:
David Looser wrote:
"Eiron" wrote in message
...
krw wrote:
In article ,
says...
"Michael A. Terrell" wrote:

Eeyore wrote:
"Michael A. Terrell" wrote:

Eeyore wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 23, 9:22 pm, "Michael A. Terrell"

wrote
MI5 trying to get at your brain via powerline voodoo?
Why? There's nothing to get at.
BA ZING!
Was that the power line being overloaded by my brain ?
Your brain couldn't overload a AAAA cell.
Unimaginative.

Is yours that small btw ? I'd never heard of one before.
No, you are all alone down there with the Amoebas. BTW, a real EE
would know that AAAA cells are used in 9 volt batteries. Once again
your ignorance is staggering.
This doesn't look much like a 9 volt battery to me !
The cells *INSIDE* a 9V battery are nominally AAAA, Dumb Donkey.
Too dumb to use Google, even. 194 IQ, my ass.
Apart from Duracell, does anyone else build a PP3 battery like that?

Apparently. I've just opened up a dead "Energiser" PP3 and that is
constructed of small cylindrical cells, whether they are strictly AAAA
size I couldn't say.

In the past, of course, all the "PP" series batteries were of layer
construction. Not only the PP3, but also the larger PP7, PP9 etc
types. When the battery industry switched over to cylindrical cells
for these batteries I don't know, as I largely gave up breaking open
old batteries years when I was a teenager.

I was amused, though, by "Michael A. Terrell's" reference to "9V
batteries" as though there was only one sort. PP9s are still made, and
there are other specialist 9V batteries available. Does anyone
remember those old 9V grid-bias batteries, the ones with a 3mm socket
connection at each cell?

David.




I've opened numerous 9V batteries, they have always contained 6 smaller,
cylindrical cells.


You have obviously not opened enough of them.
A quick analysis of the dead PP3s in the house (generally about 5 years old)
showed Panasonic and Golden Power (Chinese - don't remember buying it)
using the traditional stack of lozenges, and Duracell and Tesco (UK
supermarket)
using 6 AAAA cells.
The only one that failed prematurely was a Duracell, which revealed a
missing
spot-weld at the -ve end of one cell. So I won't be buying any more of them.

--
Eiron.


--
Eiron.

Michael A. Terrell December 28th 08 10:55 PM

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Eiron wrote:

Misifus wrote:

I've opened numerous 9V batteries, they have always contained 6 smaller,
cylindrical cells.


You have obviously not opened enough of them.
A quick analysis of the dead PP3s in the house (generally about 5 years old)
showed Panasonic and Golden Power (Chinese - don't remember buying it)
using the traditional stack of lozenges, and Duracell and Tesco (UK
supermarket)
using 6 AAAA cells.
The only one that failed prematurely was a Duracell, which revealed a
missing
spot-weld at the -ve end of one cell. So I won't be buying any more of them.



Was it a genuine 'Duracell', or one of the Chinese fakes?


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Fleetie December 28th 08 11:13 PM

How's your hearing ?
 
Someone else described the innards of a PP3 battery as a
"stack of lozenges". This is a perfect description of what
I found, the only time I bothered looking inside one; I
have no idea when that was, but I imagine quite a number of
years ago; maybe when I was a teenager.

I would imagine that that arrangement would fill the internal
space better than 6 cylindrical cells; I wonder what effect
that latter arrangement would have on capacity. It seems
silly to me.

Why make a cylindrical AAAA to put inside a PP3?

Or do they also put 1xAAAA in AAA, and AA batteries too?!

(I have read not that long ago about C cells being found
inside nominal "D cells"! Cheeky ****ers! Can't remember
what manufacturer that was, though.)


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