"Iain Churches" wrote in message

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in
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Iain Churches wrote:
Crikey. Is there no end to your talent? Have you 'sat
in' on meetings about ending world poverty too?

Dave, it's sad to see you slowly morphing into a clone
of Arny Kruger.

Two compliments in as many days? What's got into you?

That would be a score, Dave. ;-)

Iain was so unhinged by your response that he was rendered speechless, and
simply sent back a copy of your post.

At this point I think that many of us have figured Iain out. He's all talk,
and no hands-on action.

Iain held some kind of administrative position within the recording
industry that infrequently got his name in the credits sections of a few
albums. But, when it comes to choosing, cabling and positioning recording
equipment, listening, and adjusting knobs until things sound right, Iain has
never ever been allowed by anybody with brains to even try. And, he's lacked
the curiosity and initiative it would to ever try it on his own. Compared
to Iain, Keith is a technical genius.

When Iain shows pictures of equipment that he owns, you can be sure that
someone else actually did any significant hands-on technical work related to
it. His audio gear most seem to be what the car racing people call "Trailer
Queens". Operating a polishing rag would be my estimate of his actual
hands-on involvement with it.

I would be curious to know if Iain even knows how to solder, and if he does,
whether he's ever used that skills to even do something very basic like fix
a broken mic cable.

I wouldn't make such a point of this, except for Iain's excessive puffery
and personal attacks.