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"Keith G" wrote in message


1) To get my respect all you have to do is *earn* it.

2) I don't need your respect.

Item (2) pretty well eliminates the possibility of any reasonable person
trying for (1).

For respect to work, it must be mutual. Your proud ignorance of that
common-sense fact pretty well sets the stage for the rest of your life,
Kitty.

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"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in

Judging by the way you weasel up to anyone who agrees
with you the only conclusion is you're desperate to be
liked.

Judging how vigorously Kitty is trolling, it would appear that any ole sort
of attention is what he is currently craving.

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"Arny Krueger" wrote in message
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"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in

Judging by the way you weasel up to anyone who agrees
with you the only conclusion is you're desperate to be
liked.

Judging how vigorously Kitty is trolling, it would appear that any ole
sort of attention is what he is currently craving.


Don't know about 'vigorous trolling', Anus - but you and your pooch are
running around *shrieking* at everybody like ****ing maniacs!! Is my
impending/imminent *flounce* spooking you?

Is it a case of get it off your chest while you still can?

Most unseemly, if you don't mind me saying so....

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In article ,
Keith G wrote:

Tell me (you can *blog* if you want) - have you spent the whole day just
posting *desperate* crap in here, Poochie? In an hour or so - less, I
should think, I'll have painted out the bathroom and the toilet!!

Your first post today was at 0900. Since then at regular intervals you've
posted 15 times.

I too first posted at around 0900 and have posted here 11 times. While
doing lots of other things. Never heard of multi-tasking, Kitty?
(For you, that would be foaming at the mouth while typing)

--
*Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

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"Anus Krueger" wrote


Nothing I needed to hear....

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"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Keith G wrote:

Tell me (you can *blog* if you want) - have you spent the whole day just
posting *desperate* crap in here, Poochie? In an hour or so - less, I
should think, I'll have painted out the bathroom and the toilet!!

Your first post today was at 0900.


***BZZZZT!!***

Outright **LIE** - my recollection and my records tell me my first post was
11:22...


Since then at regular intervals you've
posted 15 times.


Maybe (who cares?), but how many other *lies* have you posted here
lately....?

Rest of the yap *disregarded* but not snipped - I like to hit him in the
face with the same ****ty sig he hits everybody else with...



I too first posted at around 0900 and have posted here 11 times. While
doing lots of other things. Never heard of multi-tasking, Kitty?
(For you, that would be foaming at the mouth while typing)

--
*Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

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"Iain Churches" wrote in message
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"Keith G" wrote in message
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"Iain Churches" wrote


Works fine for me, and loads very quickly straight to
the YouTube interviews.


Yes, same here - I suspect those who are 'spam prone' probably weren't so
lucky?

Whatever....



As for the content, it's enjoyable, taken at face
value.


I think it's horrifying - for a little while longer at least, this bunch
of idiots are members of the most powerful nation on the planet. Still
powerful enough to suck our own 'leaders' in an out like just so much
fart
in a crowded room!

The US seems to have amongst its citizens some of the finest brains
on the planet, but also a huge percentage of poorly educated people.
According to the report by the American National Institute for Literacy,
reprinted in the Swedish newspaper Hufvudstadsbladet, 15% percent
of adults in the US do not reach the minumum standard of literacy,
and in cities like Detroit (close to where Arny lives:-) the level is
given
as 46%. 50 million do not have bank accounts because the "complexity"
of the ATM is beyond them.

snip

I remember a few years back when working for an American company that they
were having an 'Over-achievers' company do in London. Most of the American
contingent refused to attend as they thought it was a bus ride to Bagdad.

Mike

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In article ,
Keith G wrote:
Tell me (you can *blog* if you want) - have you spent the whole day just
posting *desperate* crap in here, Poochie? In an hour or so - less, I
should think, I'll have painted out the bathroom and the toilet!!

Your first post today was at 0900.


***BZZZZT!!***

Outright **LIE** - my recollection and my records tell me my first post
was 11:22...

Wondered what your reaction would be - and I wasn't disappointed.
Your first post today (Tuesday) was at 00.05. So your 'recollection' was
wrong as in so much else.


Since then at regular intervals you've
posted 15 times.


Maybe (who cares?), but how many other *lies* have you posted here
lately....?

You apparently care since you brought it up. And lied about when you first
posted today.

Rest of the yap *disregarded* but not snipped - I like to hit him in the
face with the same ****ty sig he hits everybody else with...

Scraping the barrel again Kitty?

--
*Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

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"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Keith G wrote:
Tell me (you can *blog* if you want) - have you spent the whole day
just
posting *desperate* crap in here, Poochie? In an hour or so - less, I
should think, I'll have painted out the bathroom and the toilet!!

Your first post today was at 0900.


***BZZZZT!!***

Outright **LIE** - my recollection and my records tell me my first post
was 11:22...

Wondered what your reaction would be - and I wasn't disappointed.
Your first post today (Tuesday) was at 00.05. So your 'recollection' was
wrong as in so much else.


Since then at regular intervals you've
posted 15 times.


Maybe (who cares?), but how many other *lies* have you posted here
lately....?

You apparently care since you brought it up. And lied about when you first
posted today.

Rest of the yap *disregarded* but not snipped - I like to hit him in the
face with the same ****ty sig he hits everybody else with...

Scraping the barrel again Kitty?



What a load of *pointless crap* you do type Poochie!

I actually unhooked this group last night but my plans have been knackered
by the weather so I hooked it back up again just before lunch. (I do as I
please.) There were 34 posts then - 28 of them in threads I've started!

I make that 82% (?) and I think it's probably stayed about the same for
'post placement' since then, including when the Yanks got online and your
master Amy came swinging in through the window, shooting (his mouth off)
from the hip!

What are you going to do if/when I do ditch this group, Poochie Poos? (It's
gotta happen soon, it's so ****ing *boring*....)

How long do think it'll be before people get fed up hearing about your
****ty little job (if you still have one) or the endless, *tedious*
technowanking about the internal diameter of a Gnat's Cock from a certain
other quarter....??

I suppose there'll always be your childish little sigs, but is it really
going to be enough to satisfy enquiring minds?

I don't think so, muchacho - here it is anyway:


--
*Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

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"fredbloggstwo" wrote


I remember a few years back when working for an American company that they
were having an 'Over-achievers' company do in London. Most of the
American contingent refused to attend as they thought it was a bus ride to
Bagdad.

Mike


Here y'are Mike/fredbloggs, here's another one that just about sums 'em all
up (cut & paste):


The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are
"Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire
that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the
country's military capability.

The Germans also increased their alert status from "Disdainful Arrogance" to
"Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". They also have two higher
levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

We British are also feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and raised our security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, it is
believed, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A
Bit Cross." Speaking as a Brit, we have not been "A Bit Cross" since the
blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been
re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the
British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning was during the great plague of
1666.

Italy has increased their alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to
"Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat
Operations" and "Change Sides."

Belgians, as usual, are all on holiday and the only threat they are worried
about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy
can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

New Zealand has also raised its security levels from "baaa" to "BAAAA!". Due
to continuing defence cutbacks (the air force being a squadron of spotty
teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime
Minister's bath). New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which
is "Croikey, I hope Australia will come end riscue as."

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to
"She'll be right, mate." Two more escalation levels remain, "Crikey, I think
we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled."
There has never been a situation that has warranted the use of the final
escalation level.

Americans, as expected, are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of
their allies...

....just in case.