Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

I don't go for posting gags and vids all over the place, but this one needs
to be seen - maybe by Gor Dung Brown before he goes back over to the States
to trail round behind Obama* like a little puppy again:

http://msvids.blogspot.com/2009/11/a...subtitles.html

As they say, you couldn't make this **** up - could you?


*The only US president named from the leftover letters in a game of
Scrabble, apparently!!

:-)

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

Keith G wrote:
I don't go for posting gags and vids all over the place, but this one
needs to be seen

It doesn't. You have posted a link by a spamming blogger.

--
Adrian C

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

In article ,
Keith G wrote:
I don't go for posting gags and vids all over the place, but this one
needs to be seen - maybe by Gor Dung Brown before he goes back over to
the States to trail round behind Obama* like a little puppy again:



As they say, you couldn't make this **** up - could you?

Wonder what your motive is in posting totally irrelevant stuff here Kitty?
Back to trying to turn this group into your blog?

--
*Organized Crime Is Alive And Well; It's Called Auto Insurance.

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

"Adrian C" wrote in message
...
Keith G wrote:
I don't go for posting gags and vids all over the place, but this one
needs to be seen

It doesn't. You have posted a link by a spamming blogger.


I did?

There was nothing queer about that link when I visited it.

Sorry about that, but I suspect you'll live....

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Keith G wrote:
I don't go for posting gags and vids all over the place, but this one
needs to be seen - maybe by Gor Dung Brown before he goes back over to
the States to trail round behind Obama* like a little puppy again:



As they say, you couldn't make this **** up - could you?

Wonder what your motive is in posting totally irrelevant stuff here Kitty?
Back to trying to turn this group into your blog?



Heh heh!

There ya go folks - this little creep has got about 3 days of 'strained but
faux-nice' behaviour in him before his true maggotty self pushes through!
(Check recent exchanges.)

The ongoing problem here is Plowie has got strange little *Plowie ideas*
about what goes here and what doesn't - he wants nothing but posts about his
crappy job, broken junk he *says* he's been given or problems with other
junk he *says* his 'friends' (yeah?) have and he can't control what other
people post to it!

Bitch, ain't it? :-)

LOL!!




--
*Organized Crime Is Alive And Well; It's Called Auto Insurance.

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

Keith G wrote:
There was nothing queer about that link when I visited it.

Sorry about that, but I suspect you'll live....


I don't visit Indian spam sites. Sorry.

Perhaps you might dig out the embeded YouTube video and post that?

--
Adrian C

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

"Adrian C" wrote in message
...
Keith G wrote:
There was nothing queer about that link when I visited it.

Sorry about that, but I suspect you'll live....


I don't visit Indian spam sites. Sorry.

Perhaps you might dig out the embeded YouTube video and post that?

Works fine for me, and loads very quickly straight to
the YouTube interviews.

As for the content, it's enjoyable, taken at face
value.

Due to the recession,. the hordes of culture-seeking
Americans "doing Europe" in ten days, have all but
vanished here in Scandinavia

When in Moscow, I like to re-visit the Lenin Mausoleum.
The last time we were there, an American family (husband,
wife and two teenage children) surveyed the long queue across
the Kremlin Square and then casmer over to ask us what
we were queuing for. I replied, "to see the embalmed body
of Lenin". The son, about 17 years old, looked at me in
amazement and said: "Cool! John Lenin?"

Iain

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

"Iain Churches" wrote


Works fine for me, and loads very quickly straight to
the YouTube interviews.


Yes, same here - I suspect those who are 'spam prone' probably weren't so
lucky?

Whatever....



As for the content, it's enjoyable, taken at face
value.


I think it's horrifying - for a little while longer at least, this bunch of
idiots are members of the most powerful nation on the planet. Still powerful
enough to suck our own 'leaders' in an out like just so much fart in a
crowded room!



Due to the recession,. the hordes of culture-seeking
Americans "doing Europe" in ten days, have all but
vanished here in Scandinavia


It's not just the recession - ever since the ragheads toppled their Twin
Towers they have been far too chary to get into airplanes - ones that fly
outside their own country, at least.....



When in Moscow, I like to re-visit the Lenin Mausoleum.
The last time we were there, an American family (husband,
wife and two teenage children) surveyed the long queue across
the Kremlin Square and then casmer over to ask us what
we were queuing for. I replied, "to see the embalmed body
of Lenin". The son, about 17 years old, looked at me in
amazement and said: "Cool! John Lenin?"


Steady on, Iain - or there'll be a *whiner* along to start bleating about OT
and 'ownership' of the group!!

:-)

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

In article ,
Keith G wrote:
Wonder what your motive is in posting totally irrelevant stuff here Kitty?
Back to trying to turn this group into your blog?



Heh heh!

There ya go folks - this little creep has got about 3 days of 'strained
but faux-nice' behaviour in him before his true maggotty self pushes
through! (Check recent exchanges.)

Nice to see you back to your true form too, Kitty.

The ongoing problem here is Plowie has got strange little *Plowie ideas*
about what goes here and what doesn't - he wants nothing but posts
about his crappy job, broken junk he *says* he's been given or problems
with other junk he *says* his 'friends' (yeah?) have and he can't
control what other people post to it!

My job is in audio. An amplifier deals with audio. So your point is?

Bitch, ain't it? :-)

You certainly know how to.

--
*I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****.

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

"Keith G" wrote in message


There ya go folks - this little creep has got about 3
days of 'strained but faux-nice' behaviour in him before
his true maggotty self pushes through! (Check recent
exchanges.)

Clearly, an autobiographical comment, whether intended as such or not. :-(

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Keith G wrote:
Wonder what your motive is in posting totally irrelevant stuff here
Kitty?
Back to trying to turn this group into your blog?



Heh heh!

There ya go folks - this little creep has got about 3 days of 'strained
but faux-nice' behaviour in him before his true maggotty self pushes
through! (Check recent exchanges.)

Nice to see you back to your true form too, Kitty.

The ongoing problem here is Plowie has got strange little *Plowie ideas*
about what goes here and what doesn't - he wants nothing but posts
about his crappy job, broken junk he *says* he's been given or problems
with other junk he *says* his 'friends' (yeah?) have and he can't
control what other people post to it!

My job is in audio. An amplifier deals with audio. So your point is?

Bitch, ain't it? :-)

You certainly know how to.



Faggot....



--
*I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****.

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

"Arny Krueger" wrote in message
...
"Keith G" wrote in message


There ya go folks - this little creep has got about 3
days of 'strained but faux-nice' behaviour in him before
his true maggotty self pushes through! (Check recent
exchanges.)

Clearly, an autobiographical comment, whether intended as such or not. :-(


Never mind trying to be *smart* Arny boy - you're not good at it.

You got a *direct question* to answer - do you want me to go or stay? It's
up to you, say the word and I'm outta here!

(An 'opportunity of a lifetime' some would say! No? :-)

I'm out for a while now - I want an answer by the time I get back or I'll
make the decision for you.

OK?

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

"Keith G" wrote in message
...

"Arny Krueger" wrote in message
...
"Keith G" wrote in message


There ya go folks - this little creep has got about 3
days of 'strained but faux-nice' behaviour in him before
his true maggotty self pushes through! (Check recent
exchanges.)

Clearly, an autobiographical comment, whether intended as such or not.
:-(


Never mind trying to be *smart* Arny boy - you're not good at it.

You got a *direct question* to answer - do you want me to go or stay? It's
up to you, say the word and I'm outta here!

(An 'opportunity of a lifetime' some would say! No? :-)

I'm out for a while now - I want an answer by the time I get back or I'll
make the decision for you.

OK?



Well, I'm back and *nothing*...!!??

What's this - Arny frightened he'll lose, no make that *loose* me and this
group just dies and shrivels up and die if I bugger off? Surely not?

Or is he just too ****ty-arsed to pull the trigger?

OK, I'll mull it over and decide, meantime I've got a question to ask (new
thread)....

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

In article ,
Keith G wrote:
Clearly, an autobiographical comment, whether intended as such or not. :-(


Never mind trying to be *smart* Arny boy - you're not good at it.

You got a *direct question* to answer - do you want me to go or stay?
It's up to you, say the word and I'm outta here!

(An 'opportunity of a lifetime' some would say! No? :-)

I'm out for a while now - I want an answer by the time I get back or
I'll make the decision for you.

Oh dear - yet another flounce.

Kitty - the rule is if you want to 'dish it out' you've got to be prepared
to take it.

--
*It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Keith G wrote:
Clearly, an autobiographical comment, whether intended as such or not.
:-(


Never mind trying to be *smart* Arny boy - you're not good at it.

You got a *direct question* to answer - do you want me to go or stay?
It's up to you, say the word and I'm outta here!

(An 'opportunity of a lifetime' some would say! No? :-)

I'm out for a while now - I want an answer by the time I get back or
I'll make the decision for you.

Oh dear - yet another flounce.



No, Twisty Poos - a real chance for you say: ***Wah!!!*** I want the nasty
man to go away so I can wank on and on and on about my ****ty little
*bottomfeeder* job in peace!!***

....and I'll go away and let you get on with looking like the ****ing silly
little 'pray tell' **** you are!

(Howzat - fairy 'nuff I'd say, wouldn't you?? :-)




Kitty - the rule is


**BZZZT!!**

There is *no* rule of yours applies to me, dip****....



if you want to 'dish it out' you've got to be prepared
to take it.


Pity some of the soppy 'judgementalists' here can't see it's you who is the
****y little *****stirring* **** in this ng.....

(Notice you snipped your own stupid little tagline earler - was is it *that*
embarrasing?)

Gawd, you just hafta larf at this pathetic little squit, do you not...??

:-)



--
*It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.


Prat.


Dave Plowman

Prat.


London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

In article ,
Keith G wrote:
Oh dear - yet another flounce.



No, Twisty Poos - a real chance for you say: ***Wah!!!*** I want the
nasty man to go away so I can wank on and on and on about my ****ty
little *bottomfeeder* job in peace!!***

You flatter yourself. I don't give a stuff what you do. Only self
important ****s think they are essential reading.

...and I'll go away and let you get on with looking like the ****ing
silly little 'pray tell' **** you are!

(Howzat - fairy 'nuff I'd say, wouldn't you?? :-)

As I said a flounce. Perhaps you hope everyone will plead with you to stay?

Kitty - the rule is


**BZZZT!!**

There is *no* rule of yours applies to me, dip****....

Applies to everyone.

if you want to 'dish it out' you've got to be prepared
to take it.


Pity some of the soppy 'judgementalists' here can't see it's you who is
the ****y little *****stirring* **** in this ng.....

(Notice you snipped your own stupid little tagline earler - was is it
*that* embarrasing?)

How long have you been around newsgroups and *still* don't understand the
etiquette?

Gawd, you just hafta larf at this pathetic little squit, do you not...??

:-)

You don't seem to be 'hafta larf', Kitty. Quite the reverse.

--
*Arkansas State Motto: Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Laugh.

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Keith G wrote:
Oh dear - yet another flounce.



No, Twisty Poos - a real chance for you say: ***Wah!!!*** I want the
nasty man to go away so I can wank on and on and on about my ****ty
little *bottomfeeder* job in peace!!***

You flatter yourself. I don't give a stuff what you do. Only self
important ****s think they are essential reading.


Oh, you don't read my posts? Curious....

So, who TF *never fails* to reply to them using your name and your puerile
signature then?

Santa Claus?

Tooth Fairy?



...and I'll go away and let you get on with looking like the ****ing
silly little 'pray tell' **** you are!

(Howzat - fairy 'nuff I'd say, wouldn't you?? :-)

As I said a flounce. Perhaps you hope everyone will plead with you to
stay?


Nope. What is mystifying me is that no-one's said to **** off yet?

??



if you want to 'dish it out' you've got to be prepared
to take it.


'Got to'..??

Another of your funny little rules?


You don't seem to be 'hafta larf', Kitty. Quite the reverse.


Whaaa....?? Wanna run that by me again, Pucci - it don't make a whole lot of
sense to me...??

Actually, don't bother - I'm *bored* now....





--
*Arkansas State Motto: Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Laugh.

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

Keith G wrote:

Nope. What is mystifying me is that no-one's said to **** off yet?


Well here then! **** off!!



--
No Silly Sigs Here

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in
message
In article ,
Keith G wrote:
Clearly, an autobiographical comment, whether intended
as such or not. :-(


Never mind trying to be *smart* Arny boy - you're not
good at it.

You got a *direct question* to answer - do you want me
to go or stay? It's up to you, say the word and I'm
outta here!

(An 'opportunity of a lifetime' some would say! No? :-)

I'm out for a while now - I want an answer by the time I
get back or I'll make the decision for you.

Oh dear - yet another flounce.

Kitty - the rule is if you want to 'dish it out' you've
got to be prepared to take it.

In this case, Kitty has to learn that disregarding senseless ultimatums is
very easy to do over Usenet. ;-)

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

"Sony Jim" wrote in message
...
Keith G wrote:

Nope. What is mystifying me is that no-one's said to **** off yet?


Well here then! **** off!!


Sorry, no idea who you are...??





--
No Silly Sigs Here

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

"Arny Krueger" wrote in message
...
"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in
message
In article ,
Keith G wrote:
Clearly, an autobiographical comment, whether intended
as such or not. :-(


Never mind trying to be *smart* Arny boy - you're not
good at it.

You got a *direct question* to answer - do you want me
to go or stay? It's up to you, say the word and I'm
outta here!

(An 'opportunity of a lifetime' some would say! No? :-)

I'm out for a while now - I want an answer by the time I
get back or I'll make the decision for you.

Oh dear - yet another flounce.

Kitty - the rule is if you want to 'dish it out' you've
got to be prepared to take it.

In this case, Kitty has to learn that disregarding senseless ultimatums is
very easy to do over Usenet. ;-)


Never mind petting your Pooch, Anus Baby - get your lazy arse over to my new
'dual mono' question and let's have the benefit of your *vast experience* as
a (bull****ting) 'recordist'....??

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Keith G wrote:
Clearly, an autobiographical comment, whether intended as such or not.
:-(


Never mind trying to be *smart* Arny boy - you're not good at it.

You got a *direct question* to answer - do you want me to go or stay?
It's up to you, say the word and I'm outta here!

(An 'opportunity of a lifetime' some would say! No? :-)

I'm out for a while now - I want an answer by the time I get back or
I'll make the decision for you.

Oh dear - yet another flounce.

Kitty - the rule is if you want to 'dish it out' you've got to be prepared
to take it.



Oh dear, does poor little sensitive Keith think we don't all love and adore
him the way he deserves? Now isn't that a shame :-)

David.

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

In article ,
Keith G wrote:
You flatter yourself. I don't give a stuff what you do. Only self
important ****s think they are essential reading.


Oh, you don't read my posts? Curious....

I read pretty well all posts on the groups I'm subscribed to. So just a
case of you flattering yourself again...

So, who TF *never fails* to reply to them using your name and your
puerile signature then?

Santa Claus?

Tooth Fairy?

Dear Kitty - get a life. In the last fourteen days you've posted 102
times. I've commented on 11 of them - and of course as usual you started
it all off by being your usual rude self.

So all you're confirming is your paranoia.



...and I'll go away and let you get on with looking like the ****ing
silly little 'pray tell' **** you are!

(Howzat - fairy 'nuff I'd say, wouldn't you?? :-)

As I said a flounce. Perhaps you hope everyone will plead with you to
stay?


Nope. What is mystifying me is that no-one's said to **** off yet?

Unlike you most don't consider it their business who posts here. Or
anywhere.

??



if you want to 'dish it out' you've got to be prepared
to take it.


'Got to'..??

Another of your funny little rules?

Most would consider it par for the course.
Tell you what, Kitty, start a nice cosy email group with you as moderator.
Then you can say what you want and stop others retorting. That seems to be
your object.


You don't seem to be 'hafta larf', Kitty. Quite the reverse.


Whaaa....?? Wanna run that by me again, Pucci - it don't make a whole
lot of sense to me...??

You're enjoying it all so you're going to flounce off *again*?

--
*Husband and cat lost -- reward for cat

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Keith G wrote:
You flatter yourself. I don't give a stuff what you do. Only self
important ****s think they are essential reading.


Oh, you don't read my posts? Curious....

I read pretty well all posts on the groups I'm subscribed to. So just a
case of you flattering yourself again...



Blind as well as stupid? I said I'm *bored* with your crap now - go find
someone else's leg to hump....





So, who TF *never fails* to reply to them using your name and your
puerile signature then?

Santa Claus?

Tooth Fairy?

Dear Kitty - get a life. In the last fourteen days you've posted 102
times. I've commented on 11 of them - and of course as usual you started
it all off by being your usual rude self.

So all you're confirming is your paranoia.



...and I'll go away and let you get on with looking like the ****ing
silly little 'pray tell' **** you are!

(Howzat - fairy 'nuff I'd say, wouldn't you?? :-)

As I said a flounce. Perhaps you hope everyone will plead with you to
stay?


Nope. What is mystifying me is that no-one's said to **** off yet?

Unlike you most don't consider it their business who posts here. Or
anywhere.

??



if you want to 'dish it out' you've got to be prepared
to take it.


'Got to'..??

Another of your funny little rules?

Most would consider it par for the course.
Tell you what, Kitty, start a nice cosy email group with you as moderator.
Then you can say what you want and stop others retorting. That seems to be
your object.


You don't seem to be 'hafta larf', Kitty. Quite the reverse.


Whaaa....?? Wanna run that by me again, Pucci - it don't make a whole
lot of sense to me...??

You're enjoying it all so you're going to flounce off *again*?

--
*Husband and cat lost -- reward for cat

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

"David Looser" wrote in message
...
"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Keith G wrote:
Clearly, an autobiographical comment, whether intended as such or not.
:-(


Never mind trying to be *smart* Arny boy - you're not good at it.

You got a *direct question* to answer - do you want me to go or stay?
It's up to you, say the word and I'm outta here!

(An 'opportunity of a lifetime' some would say! No? :-)

I'm out for a while now - I want an answer by the time I get back or
I'll make the decision for you.

Oh dear - yet another flounce.

Kitty - the rule is if you want to 'dish it out' you've got to be
prepared
to take it.



Oh dear, does poor little sensitive Keith think we don't all love and
adore him the way he deserves? Now isn't that a shame :-)



Thank you for confirming my first impressions of people are *never*
wrong....

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

In article ,
Keith G wrote:
I read pretty well all posts on the groups I'm subscribed to. So just
a case of you flattering yourself again...


Blind as well as stupid? I said I'm *bored* with your crap now - go find
someone else's leg to hump....

One day you'll get the hang of newsgroups, Kitty. And more to the point,
this one in particular. *You* *don't* own it or control it in any way -
apart from when it enters your computer. So if you're bored with reading
some posts - don't read them. If you're fed up replying to them don't
bother.

Oh - you might also find if you treat others with respect, they are far
more likely to return the compliment. I'm amazed you've gone through life
without realising this.

--
*Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Keith G wrote:
I read pretty well all posts on the groups I'm subscribed to. So just
a case of you flattering yourself again...


Blind as well as stupid? I said I'm *bored* with your crap now - go find
someone else's leg to hump....


God, you don't give up, do you?

(Are you just checking whether I've *flounced* yet??)



Oh - you might also find if you treat others with respect, they are far
more likely to return the compliment. I'm amazed you've gone through life
without realising this.



OK, two things:

1) To get my respect all you have to do is *earn* it.

2) I don't need your respect.

Capiche?




--
*Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

In article ,
Keith G wrote:

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Keith G wrote:
I read pretty well all posts on the groups I'm subscribed to. So
just a case of you flattering yourself again...


Blind as well as stupid? I said I'm *bored* with your crap now - go
find someone else's leg to hump....


God, you don't give up, do you?

Why are you replying to yourself?

(Are you just checking whether I've *flounced* yet??)

Why would anyone 'check up' on you? Another example of you thinking the
world revolves around you?

Oh - you might also find if you treat others with respect, they are
far more likely to return the compliment. I'm amazed you've gone
through life without realising this.

OK, two things:

1) To get my respect all you have to do is *earn* it.

2) I don't need your respect.

Capiche?

Judging by the way you weasel up to anyone who agrees with you the only
conclusion is you're desperate to be liked.




--
*Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

--
*Strip mining prevents forest fires.

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Keith G wrote:

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Keith G wrote:
I read pretty well all posts on the groups I'm subscribed to. So
just a case of you flattering yourself again...


Blind as well as stupid? I said I'm *bored* with your crap now - go
find someone else's leg to hump....


God, you don't give up, do you?

Why are you replying to yourself?

(Are you just checking whether I've *flounced* yet??)

Why would anyone 'check up' on you? Another example of you thinking the
world revolves around you?

Oh - you might also find if you treat others with respect, they are
far more likely to return the compliment. I'm amazed you've gone
through life without realising this.

OK, two things:

1) To get my respect all you have to do is *earn* it.

2) I don't need your respect.

Capiche?

Judging by the way you weasel up to anyone who agrees with you the only
conclusion is you're desperate to be liked.


Just goes to show how ****ed up your 'judgement' is - which is not in the
least surprising....

Tell me (you can *blog* if you want) - have you spent the whole day just
posting *desperate* crap in here, Poochie? In an hour or so - less, I should
think, I'll have painted out the bathroom and the toilet!!

Come to that, how is it you are about posting your pointless ****e morning
noon and night, weekdays and weekends - I thought you still worked?

Have you been let go? :-)







--
*Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

--
*Strip mining prevents forest fires.

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

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"Keith G" wrote in message
...

"Iain Churches" wrote


Works fine for me, and loads very quickly straight to
the YouTube interviews.


Yes, same here - I suspect those who are 'spam prone' probably weren't so
lucky?

Whatever....



As for the content, it's enjoyable, taken at face
value.


I think it's horrifying - for a little while longer at least, this bunch
of idiots are members of the most powerful nation on the planet. Still
powerful enough to suck our own 'leaders' in an out like just so much fart
in a crowded room!

The US seems to have amongst its citizens some of the finest brains
on the planet, but also a huge percentage of poorly educated people.
According to the report by the American National Institute for Literacy,
reprinted in the Swedish newspaper Hufvudstadsbladet, 15% percent
of adults in the US do not reach the minumum standard of literacy,
and in cities like Detroit (close to where Arny lives:-) the level is given
as 46%. 50 million do not have bank accounts because the "complexity"
of the ATM is beyond them.

When in Moscow, I like to re-visit the Lenin Mausoleum.
The last time we were there, an American family (husband,
wife and two teenage children) surveyed the long queue across
the Kremlin Square and then casmer over to ask us what
we were queuing for. I replied, "to see the embalmed body
of Lenin". The son, about 17 years old, looked at me in
amazement and said: "Cool! John Lenin?"


Steady on, Iain - or there'll be a *whiner* along to start bleating about
OT and 'ownership' of the group!!

Oops, sorry:-)

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"Keith G" wrote in message


1) To get my respect all you have to do is *earn* it.

2) I don't need your respect.

Item (2) pretty well eliminates the possibility of any reasonable person
trying for (1).

For respect to work, it must be mutual. Your proud ignorance of that
common-sense fact pretty well sets the stage for the rest of your life,
Kitty.

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"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in

Judging by the way you weasel up to anyone who agrees
with you the only conclusion is you're desperate to be
liked.

Judging how vigorously Kitty is trolling, it would appear that any ole sort
of attention is what he is currently craving.

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"Arny Krueger" wrote in message
...
"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in

Judging by the way you weasel up to anyone who agrees
with you the only conclusion is you're desperate to be
liked.

Judging how vigorously Kitty is trolling, it would appear that any ole
sort of attention is what he is currently craving.


Don't know about 'vigorous trolling', Anus - but you and your pooch are
running around *shrieking* at everybody like ****ing maniacs!! Is my
impending/imminent *flounce* spooking you?

Is it a case of get it off your chest while you still can?

Most unseemly, if you don't mind me saying so....

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In article ,
Keith G wrote:

Tell me (you can *blog* if you want) - have you spent the whole day just
posting *desperate* crap in here, Poochie? In an hour or so - less, I
should think, I'll have painted out the bathroom and the toilet!!

Your first post today was at 0900. Since then at regular intervals you've
posted 15 times.

I too first posted at around 0900 and have posted here 11 times. While
doing lots of other things. Never heard of multi-tasking, Kitty?
(For you, that would be foaming at the mouth while typing)

--
*Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends

Dave Plowman London SW
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"Anus Krueger" wrote


Nothing I needed to hear....

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Keith G wrote:

Tell me (you can *blog* if you want) - have you spent the whole day just
posting *desperate* crap in here, Poochie? In an hour or so - less, I
should think, I'll have painted out the bathroom and the toilet!!

Your first post today was at 0900.


***BZZZZT!!***

Outright **LIE** - my recollection and my records tell me my first post was
11:22...


Since then at regular intervals you've
posted 15 times.


Maybe (who cares?), but how many other *lies* have you posted here
lately....?

Rest of the yap *disregarded* but not snipped - I like to hit him in the
face with the same ****ty sig he hits everybody else with...



I too first posted at around 0900 and have posted here 11 times. While
doing lots of other things. Never heard of multi-tasking, Kitty?
(For you, that would be foaming at the mouth while typing)

--
*Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his animal friends

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

OT Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

"Iain Churches" wrote in message
...

"Keith G" wrote in message
...

"Iain Churches" wrote


Works fine for me, and loads very quickly straight to
the YouTube interviews.


Yes, same here - I suspect those who are 'spam prone' probably weren't so
lucky?

Whatever....



As for the content, it's enjoyable, taken at face
value.


I think it's horrifying - for a little while longer at least, this bunch
of idiots are members of the most powerful nation on the planet. Still
powerful enough to suck our own 'leaders' in an out like just so much
fart
in a crowded room!

The US seems to have amongst its citizens some of the finest brains
on the planet, but also a huge percentage of poorly educated people.
According to the report by the American National Institute for Literacy,
reprinted in the Swedish newspaper Hufvudstadsbladet, 15% percent
of adults in the US do not reach the minumum standard of literacy,
and in cities like Detroit (close to where Arny lives:-) the level is
given
as 46%. 50 million do not have bank accounts because the "complexity"
of the ATM is beyond them.

snip

I remember a few years back when working for an American company that they
were having an 'Over-achievers' company do in London. Most of the American
contingent refused to attend as they thought it was a bus ride to Bagdad.

Mike

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

In article ,
Keith G wrote:
Tell me (you can *blog* if you want) - have you spent the whole day just
posting *desperate* crap in here, Poochie? In an hour or so - less, I
should think, I'll have painted out the bathroom and the toilet!!

Your first post today was at 0900.


***BZZZZT!!***

Outright **LIE** - my recollection and my records tell me my first post
was 11:22...

Wondered what your reaction would be - and I wasn't disappointed.
Your first post today (Tuesday) was at 00.05. So your 'recollection' was
wrong as in so much else.


Since then at regular intervals you've
posted 15 times.


Maybe (who cares?), but how many other *lies* have you posted here
lately....?

You apparently care since you brought it up. And lied about when you first
posted today.

Rest of the yap *disregarded* but not snipped - I like to hit him in the
face with the same ****ty sig he hits everybody else with...

Scraping the barrel again Kitty?

--
*Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Funny or, frankly, frightening?
 

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Keith G wrote:
Tell me (you can *blog* if you want) - have you spent the whole day
just
posting *desperate* crap in here, Poochie? In an hour or so - less, I
should think, I'll have painted out the bathroom and the toilet!!

Your first post today was at 0900.


***BZZZZT!!***

Outright **LIE** - my recollection and my records tell me my first post
was 11:22...

Wondered what your reaction would be - and I wasn't disappointed.
Your first post today (Tuesday) was at 00.05. So your 'recollection' was
wrong as in so much else.


Since then at regular intervals you've
posted 15 times.


Maybe (who cares?), but how many other *lies* have you posted here
lately....?

You apparently care since you brought it up. And lied about when you first
posted today.

Rest of the yap *disregarded* but not snipped - I like to hit him in the
face with the same ****ty sig he hits everybody else with...

Scraping the barrel again Kitty?



What a load of *pointless crap* you do type Poochie!

I actually unhooked this group last night but my plans have been knackered
by the weather so I hooked it back up again just before lunch. (I do as I
please.) There were 34 posts then - 28 of them in threads I've started!

I make that 82% (?) and I think it's probably stayed about the same for
'post placement' since then, including when the Yanks got online and your
master Amy came swinging in through the window, shooting (his mouth off)
from the hip!

What are you going to do if/when I do ditch this group, Poochie Poos? (It's
gotta happen soon, it's so ****ing *boring*....)

How long do think it'll be before people get fed up hearing about your
****ty little job (if you still have one) or the endless, *tedious*
technowanking about the internal diameter of a Gnat's Cock from a certain
other quarter....??

I suppose there'll always be your childish little sigs, but is it really
going to be enough to satisfy enquiring minds?

I don't think so, muchacho - here it is anyway:


--
*Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

Dave Plowman London SW
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"fredbloggstwo" wrote


I remember a few years back when working for an American company that they
were having an 'Over-achievers' company do in London. Most of the
American contingent refused to attend as they thought it was a bus ride to
Bagdad.

Mike


Here y'are Mike/fredbloggs, here's another one that just about sums 'em all
up (cut & paste):


The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror
alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are
"Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire
that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the
country's military capability.

The Germans also increased their alert status from "Disdainful Arrogance" to
"Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". They also have two higher
levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

We British are also feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and raised our security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, it is
believed, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A
Bit Cross." Speaking as a Brit, we have not been "A Bit Cross" since the
blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been
re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the
British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning was during the great plague of
1666.

Italy has increased their alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to
"Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat
Operations" and "Change Sides."

Belgians, as usual, are all on holiday and the only threat they are worried
about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy
can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

New Zealand has also raised its security levels from "baaa" to "BAAAA!". Due
to continuing defence cutbacks (the air force being a squadron of spotty
teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime
Minister's bath). New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which
is "Croikey, I hope Australia will come end riscue as."

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to
"She'll be right, mate." Two more escalation levels remain, "Crikey, I think
we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled."
There has never been a situation that has warranted the use of the final
escalation level.

Americans, as expected, are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of
their allies...

....just in case.