Testiculating
"Keith G" wrote in message
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"fredbloggstwo" wrote in message
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"Keith G" wrote in message
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Testiculating: Waving your arms about and talking ********.
(Sorry about that - I couldn't resist it, it cracks me up! :-)
My favourite in the same vein is 'Ignoranus' - being ignorant and an
asshole at the same time :-)
I like that also! Anyone got any more? - Could do with a chuckle or two
now the snow's back!
Noe particularly new but here are a few favourites
BLAMESTORMING Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was
missed or a project failed and who was responsible
SEAGULL MANAGER A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on
everything and then leaves
ASSMOSIS The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement
by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard
SALMON DAY The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only
to get screwed and die
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an
electronic device to get it to work again
ADMINISPHERE The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the
rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often
profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to
solve
This is often affiliated with the dreaded "Administrivia" - needless
paperwork and processes
OHNOSECOND .That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've
just made a BIG mistake (e g you've hit 'reply all')
SALAD DODGER An overweight person
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