Testiculating: Waving your arms about and talking ********.


(Sorry about that - I couldn't resist it, it cracks me up! :-)

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Keith G wrote:

Testiculating: Waving your arms about and talking ********.


(Sorry about that - I couldn't resist it, it cracks me up! :-)

Luckily, that couldn't happen here. Difficult to type while waving arms
about.

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*Your kid may be an honours student, but you're still an idiot.

Dave Plowman London SW
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"Keith G" wrote in message
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Testiculating: Waving your arms about and talking ********.


(Sorry about that - I couldn't resist it, it cracks me up! :-)


My favourite in the same vein is 'Ignoranus' - being ignorant and an asshole
at the same time :-)

Cheers

Mike

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"Keith G" wrote in message
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Testiculating: Waving your arms about and talking ********.


(Sorry about that - I couldn't resist it, it cracks me up! :-)


My favourite in the same vein is 'Ignoranus' - being ignorant and an
asshole at the same time :-)



I like that also! Anyone got any more? - Could do with a chuckle or two now
the snow's back!

"Keith G" wrote in message
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"fredbloggstwo" wrote in message
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"Keith G" wrote in message
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Testiculating: Waving your arms about and talking ********.


(Sorry about that - I couldn't resist it, it cracks me up! :-)


My favourite in the same vein is 'Ignoranus' - being ignorant and an
asshole at the same time :-)



I like that also! Anyone got any more? - Could do with a chuckle or two
now the snow's back!
Noe particularly new but here are a few favourites

BLAMESTORMING Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was
missed or a project failed and who was responsible



SEAGULL MANAGER A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on
everything and then leaves



ASSMOSIS The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement
by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard



SALMON DAY The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only
to get screwed and die



PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an
electronic device to get it to work again



ADMINISPHERE The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the
rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often
profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to
solve

This is often affiliated with the dreaded "Administrivia" - needless
paperwork and processes



OHNOSECOND .That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've
just made a BIG mistake (e g you've hit 'reply all')



SALAD DODGER An overweight person

"Norman Billingham" norman.at.tumulus.org.uk wrote


SEAGULL MANAGER A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on
everything and then leaves


This is related to:

MUSHROOM MANAGEMENT Being kept in the dark and fed on bull****.

David.

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"Keith G" wrote in message
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Testiculating: Waving your arms about and talking ********.


(Sorry about that - I couldn't resist it, it cracks me up! :-)


My favourite in the same vein is 'Ignoranus' - being ignorant and an
asshole at the same time :-)



I like that also! Anyone got any more? - Could do with a chuckle or two
now the snow's back!
Noe particularly new but here are a few favourites

BLAMESTORMING Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was
missed or a project failed and who was responsible


snip

Not new, as you say, but still worth a chuckle on a snowed in morning! :-)

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Testiculating: Waving your arms about and talking ********.


(Sorry about that - I couldn't resist it, it cracks me up! :-)


My favourite in the same vein is 'Ignoranus' - being ignorant and an
asshole at the same time :-)

Cheers

Mike
some mild entertainment for the start of the year - I found the rest of my
list

Not quite the same, but I always enjoyed the "Uxbridge English Dictionary"
on which the panel of I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue (sorry, overseas posters
unless you have World Service) had to invent a new meaning for an
established word. My favorite, which Tim Brooke-Taylor somehow slipped past
the powers-that-be, was:

"Countryside" - "murdering Piers Morgan".

!

Geoff Mack