On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 22:32:27 -0000, "audio_origami"
wrote:

ILL NEED GET ME OLD VINYL OUT -

"Akeel" wrote in message
roups.com...
Picture this scene, your some bird, going to some guys house, he's made
you dinner, it's fantastic. Candles, dim lighting, background music,
the whole shebam...

Now two different things can happen when he puts on the background
music.

He either gets out a CD of some slow and sexy soul jams. Yeah, it's all
very nice and suave, he's earned a kiss, maybe a blowjob and possibly
some missionary. Then again, he could get out a vinyl of the same
thing... HOT DAMN! This guy has just earned himself some dirty, erotic,
fun and to top it off he slips into her ass and she doesn't complain.

With the CD he's happy for a little while, with the vinyl his cheek
bones hurt for a week.

Firstly, it should be noted that top posters never get to first base.
Secondly, picture the *real* scene:

The vinyl is lovingly put on, the music gently flows, the girl is
relaxed and willing, things are going great, panties are coming off,
tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click........ :-)
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Stewart Pinkerton | Music is Art - Audio is Engineering