Picture this scene, your some bird, going to some guys house, he's made
you dinner, it's fantastic. Candles, dim lighting, background music,
the whole shebam...

Now two different things can happen when he puts on the background
music.

He either gets out a CD of some slow and sexy soul jams. Yeah, it's all
very nice and suave, he's earned a kiss, maybe a blowjob and possibly
some missionary. Then again, he could get out a vinyl of the same
thing... HOT DAMN! This guy has just earned himself some dirty, erotic,
fun and to top it off he slips into her ass and she doesn't complain.

With the CD he's happy for a little while, with the vinyl his cheek
bones hurt for a week.

ILL NEED GET ME OLD VINYL OUT -





"Akeel" wrote in message
oups.com...
Picture this scene, your some bird, going to some guys house, he's made
you dinner, it's fantastic. Candles, dim lighting, background music,
the whole shebam...

Now two different things can happen when he puts on the background
music.

He either gets out a CD of some slow and sexy soul jams. Yeah, it's all
very nice and suave, he's earned a kiss, maybe a blowjob and possibly
some missionary. Then again, he could get out a vinyl of the same
thing... HOT DAMN! This guy has just earned himself some dirty, erotic,
fun and to top it off he slips into her ass and she doesn't complain.

With the CD he's happy for a little while, with the vinyl his cheek
bones hurt for a week.

On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 22:32:27 -0000, "audio_origami"
wrote:

ILL NEED GET ME OLD VINYL OUT -

"Akeel" wrote in message
roups.com...
Picture this scene, your some bird, going to some guys house, he's made
you dinner, it's fantastic. Candles, dim lighting, background music,
the whole shebam...

Now two different things can happen when he puts on the background
music.

He either gets out a CD of some slow and sexy soul jams. Yeah, it's all
very nice and suave, he's earned a kiss, maybe a blowjob and possibly
some missionary. Then again, he could get out a vinyl of the same
thing... HOT DAMN! This guy has just earned himself some dirty, erotic,
fun and to top it off he slips into her ass and she doesn't complain.

With the CD he's happy for a little while, with the vinyl his cheek
bones hurt for a week.

Firstly, it should be noted that top posters never get to first base.
Secondly, picture the *real* scene:

The vinyl is lovingly put on, the music gently flows, the girl is
relaxed and willing, things are going great, panties are coming off,
tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click........ :-)
--

Stewart Pinkerton | Music is Art - Audio is Engineering

"Stewart Pinkerton" wrote in message

On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 22:32:27 -0000, "audio_origami"
wrote:

ILL NEED GET ME OLD VINYL OUT -

"Akeel" wrote in message
oups.com...
Picture this scene, your some bird, going to some guys house, he's
made you dinner, it's fantastic. Candles, dim lighting, background
music, the whole shebam...

Now two different things can happen when he puts on the background
music.

He either gets out a CD of some slow and sexy soul jams. Yeah, it's
all very nice and suave, he's earned a kiss, maybe a blowjob and
possibly some missionary. Then again, he could get out a vinyl of
the same thing... HOT DAMN! This guy has just earned himself some
dirty, erotic, fun and to top it off he slips into her ass and she
doesn't complain.

With the CD he's happy for a little while, with the vinyl his cheek
bones hurt for a week.

Firstly, it should be noted that top posters never get to first base.
Secondly, picture the *real* scene:

The vinyl is lovingly put on, the music gently flows, the girl is
relaxed and willing, things are going great, panties are coming off,
tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click........ :-)

Score!

"Stewart Pinkerton" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 22:32:27 -0000, "audio_origami"
wrote:

ILL NEED GET ME OLD VINYL OUT -

"Akeel" wrote in message
groups.com...
Picture this scene, your some bird, going to some guys house, he's made
you dinner, it's fantastic. Candles, dim lighting, background music,
the whole shebam...

Now two different things can happen when he puts on the background
music.

He either gets out a CD of some slow and sexy soul jams. Yeah, it's all
very nice and suave, he's earned a kiss, maybe a blowjob and possibly
some missionary. Then again, he could get out a vinyl of the same
thing... HOT DAMN! This guy has just earned himself some dirty, erotic,
fun and to top it off he slips into her ass and she doesn't complain.

With the CD he's happy for a little while, with the vinyl his cheek
bones hurt for a week.

Firstly, it should be noted that top posters never get to first base.
Secondly, picture the *real* scene:

The vinyl is lovingly put on, the music gently flows, the girl is
relaxed and willing, things are going great, panties are coming off,
tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click........ :-)
--

Stewart Pinkerton | Music is Art - Audio is Engineering


........the sound of her wooden leg on the parquet flooring, he sighed
wistfully as he knew at least the music was beautiful :-)

In article .com,
Akeel wrote:
He either gets out a CD of some slow and sexy soul jams. Yeah, it's all
very nice and suave, he's earned a kiss, maybe a blowjob and possibly
some missionary. Then again, he could get out a vinyl of the same
thing... HOT DAMN! This guy has just earned himself some dirty, erotic,
fun and to top it off he slips into her ass and she doesn't complain.

And of course 20 minutes is all he can manage...

--
*A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good *

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article .com,
Akeel wrote:
He either gets out a CD of some slow and sexy soul jams. Yeah, it's all
very nice and suave, he's earned a kiss, maybe a blowjob and possibly
some missionary. Then again, he could get out a vinyl of the same
thing... HOT DAMN! This guy has just earned himself some dirty, erotic,
fun and to top it off he slips into her ass and she doesn't complain.

And of course 20 minutes is all he can manage...

My old Garrard SP25II allowed me to stack up to 6 records, enabling about
two hours of good lovin' before flipping was required...

Who here will take up my four hour challenge?

Stewart Pinkerton wrote:


tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click........ :-)

Time to turn them both over.

In article ,
JustMe wrote:
My old Garrard SP25II allowed me to stack up to 6 records, enabling about
two hours of good lovin' before flipping was required...

That should get the vinyl worshippers sucking their teeth...

Who here will take up my four hour challenge?

Pass on that one.

--
*If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? *

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

JustMe wrote:

My old Garrard SP25II allowed me to stack up to 6 records, enabling about
two hours of good lovin' before flipping was required...

Who here will take up my four hour challenge?

Vinyl, valves and Viagra. It must be a job for Keith G.

--
Eiron.