On Sat, 03 Nov 2007 14:29:44 +0000, Laurence Payne
NOSPAMlpayne1ATdsl.pipex.com wrote:

On Sat, 03 Nov 2007 14:09:37 +0000 (GMT), "Dave Plowman (News)"
wrote:

It would be a start if you found out what magnetism is.

No, tell us? Not what it DOES, we know that. But what it is.

A student was at his interview for a university electronics course.
"So, what exactly IS an electron, then?" asked the prof. "I, errr - -
- ", stammered the student, "I did know, but I have forgotten".

"Oh dear", said prof", "There were just two beings in the entire
universe who know what an electron is, and one of them has forgotten".

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