Sir.Tony wrote:
"pseudoplatypus" wrote:

********. I was completely ****faced driving back from Wales this
evening - sprog was falling about laughing at the way I couldn't
stop running onto the rumble strip on the edge of the M48 - but I
didn't hit anything, didn't kill anyone, didn't even break the speed
limit. Victimless crime. Stop being such an old woman, you
pathetic self-panicker.

Alcohol slows down your reactions and makes you more aggressive, not

But I'm like that anyway. No real difference. Anyway, the amount of drink
that I had last night might have had me over the limit, but I'd have been
comfortably under 10 years ago.

good for the road. I thing anyone who gets caught over the limit,
should be banned for life(and put in the prison if they cause an
accident).

You keep banging on about this. If everyone who ever broke a law was caught
and punished to the full extent of the law, *everyone* would be in jail.

Except, obviously, your good self.

The rate of accidents go up around Christmas time, those accidents
would not have happened if these people didn't drink & drive.

You can think of no other reason for the rise in accident rates than
drink-driving? Like late-night shopping, last-minute panic present-buying,
everybody going out to parties whether they drink or not? If there's more
traffic, there's more accidents, you div. Personally, I reckon I drive
better if I've had a couple - more relaxed, see?

Drunk driver are evil scum. Them MURDERS!!!

Funnily enough, in about 30 years of drunk driving, I haven't killed anyone,
or crashed because of being drunk. This makes me a "murder" in what way?
I've had a couple of accidents when I've nodded off at the wheel while
completely sober.

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"pseudoplatypus" wrote in message
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Sir.Tony wrote:
"pseudoplatypus" wrote:

********. I was completely ****faced driving back from Wales this
evening - sprig was falling about laughing at the way I couldn't
stop running onto the rumble strip on the edge of the M48 - but I
didn't hit anything, didn't kill anyone, didn't even break the speed
limit. Victimless crime. Stop being such an old woman, you
pathetic self-panicker.

Alcohol slows down your reactions and makes you more aggressive, not

But I'm like that anyway. No real difference. Anyway, the amount of
drink
that I had last night might have had me over the limit, but I'd have been
comfortably under 10 years ago.

What a stupid thing to say. You are being very naughty

good for the road. I thing anyone who gets caught over the limit,
should be banned for life(and put in the prison if they cause an
accident).

You keep banging on about this. If everyone who ever broke a law was
caught
and punished to the full extent of the law, *everyone* would be in jail.

Complete rubbish.

Except, obviously, your good self.

The rate of accidents go up around Christmas time, those accidents
would not have happened if these people didn't drink & drive.

You can think of no other reason for the rise in accident rates than
drink-driving? Like late-night shopping, last-minute panic
present-buying,
everybody going out to parties whether they drink or not? If there's more
traffic, there's more accidents, you div. Personally, I reckon I drive
better if I've had a couple - more relaxed, see?

The rate of drunk drivers getting convicted also gets higher around
Christmas too! Explain that then, silly man

Drunk driver are evil scum. Them MURDERS!!!

Funnily enough, in about 30 years of drunk driving, I haven't killed
anyone,
or crashed because of being drunk.
Yet

This makes me a "murder" in what way?
I've had a couple of accidents when I've nodded off at the wheel while
completely sober.
You are putting peoples lives at risk, that makes you a murder


Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver

Sir.Tony wrote:
"pseudoplatypus" wrote in message
news
Sir.Tony wrote:
"pseudoplatypus" wrote:

********. I was completely ****faced driving back from Wales this
evening - sprig was falling about laughing at the way I couldn't
stop running onto the rumble strip on the edge of the M48 - but I
didn't hit anything, didn't kill anyone, didn't even break the
speed limit. Victimless crime. Stop being such an old woman, you
pathetic self-panicker.

Alcohol slows down your reactions and makes you more aggressive,
not

But I'm like that anyway. No real difference. Anyway, the amount
of drink that I had last night might have had me over the limit, but
I'd have been comfortably under 10 years ago.

What a stupid thing to say. You are being very naughty

Why's it a stupid thing to say? C'mon, let's have something coherent out of
you for a change.

good for the road. I thing anyone who gets caught over the limit,
should be banned for life(and put in the prison if they cause an
accident).

You keep banging on about this. If everyone who ever broke a law
was caught and punished to the full extent of the law, *everyone*
would be in jail.

Complete rubbish.

Well, that was succinct.

Except, obviously, your good self.

The rate of accidents go up around Christmas time, those accidents
would not have happened if these people didn't drink & drive.

You can think of no other reason for the rise in accident rates than
drink-driving? Like late-night shopping, last-minute panic
present-buying, everybody going out to parties whether they drink or
not? If there's more traffic, there's more accidents, you div.
Personally, I reckon I drive better if I've had a couple - more
relaxed, see?

The rate of drunk drivers getting convicted also gets higher around
Christmas too! Explain that then, silly man

The plod go out looking for drunks at xmas. Other times of year, detection
is left to the safety cameras. I thought that would have been obvious.

Drunk driver are evil scum. Them MURDERS!!!

Funnily enough, in about 30 years of drunk driving, I haven't killed
anyone, or crashed because of being drunk.
Yet

The law of averages is on my side. I've been doing it successfully for 30
years, and the only accidents I've had have been while I've been sober.
Drink-driving *works*.

This makes me a "murder" in what way?
I've had a couple of accidents when I've nodded off at the wheel
while completely sober.
You are putting peoples lives at risk, that makes you a murder

You appear to have real difficulty with spelling "murderer". You also seem
to find it hard to explain why you consider me a murderer when I haven't
killed anyone.

Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver

So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?

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In article , pseudoplatypus
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The plod go out looking for drunks at xmas. Other times of year, detection
is left to the safety cameras. I thought that would have been obvious.

Obvious - but completely wrong.



Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver

So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?


That should read:

"So, for how long have you been trying to use English, sonny?"

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.


Allan Bennett
Not a fan of pseuds in glass houses




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In article , Allan Bennett says...
In article , pseudoplatypus
URL:mailto
The plod go out looking for drunks at xmas. Other times of year, detection
is left to the safety cameras. I thought that would have been obvious.

Obvious - but completely wrong.



Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver

So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?


That should read:

"So, for how long have you been trying to use English, sonny?"

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

But in both cases the sentence ends with "sonny".

HTH.

"Ginge" wrote in message
...
In article , Allan Bennett says...
In article ,
pseudoplatypus
URL:mailto
The plod go out looking for drunks at xmas. Other times of year,
detection
is left to the safety cameras. I thought that would have been
obvious.

Obvious - but completely wrong.



Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver

So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?


That should read:

"So, for how long have you been trying to use English, sonny?"

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

But in both cases the sentence ends with "sonny".

HTH.

I suspect both you and Burnt have been *whoosh*ed.

"Prepositions are not words with which to end sentences."

HTH
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In article , CT
wrote:
"Ginge" wrote in message
...
In article , Allan Bennett says...
In article ,
pseudoplatypus
URL:mailto
The plod go out looking for drunks at xmas. Other times of year,
detection
is left to the safety cameras. I thought that would have been
obvious.

Obvious - but completely wrong.



Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver

So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?


That should read:

"So, for how long have you been trying to use English, sonny?"

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

But in both cases the sentence ends with "sonny".

HTH.

I suspect both you and Burnt have been *whoosh*ed.

"Prepositions are not words with which to end sentences."

Oh dear...

Not a fan of irony, then? Or just keen to show how jolly bombastic you are?



Allan Bennett
Not a fan of non-rhetorical usenet

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In article , Ginge
wrote:
In article , Allan Bennett says...
In article ,
pseudoplatypus URL:mailto
The plod go out looking for drunks at xmas. Other times of year,
detection is left to the safety cameras. I thought that would have
been obvious.

Obvious - but completely wrong.



Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver

So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?


That should read:

"So, for how long have you been trying to use English, sonny?"

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

But in both cases the sentence ends with "sonny".

Cor! You write good, dunnit?

1. "Prepositions are not words to end sentences with." is an example of
irony. In your case, wasted irony.

2. Try to use punctuation correctly: ie "But, in both cases..."

3. Try to understand sentence formation - and for what commas can be used -
got that, sonny? (expl: both sentences end with ", sonny", not just "sonny".

4. And never start a sentence with a conjunction.


Let that be a lesson to you.


Allan Bennett
Not a fan of corrective institutions




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In article , Allan Bennett says...
In article , Ginge
wrote:
But in both cases the sentence ends with "sonny".

Cor! You write good, dunnit?

aussie accent
Best 'ad to say it though, but.
/aussie accent

1. "Prepositions are not words to end sentences with." is an example of
irony. In your case, wasted irony.

2. Try to use punctuation correctly: ie "But, in both cases..."

It seems you imagine my speech would pause after the word 'but', is that
the case? I wrote that line exactly as I'd say the sentence, I'd not
pause after the word 'but'.


3. Try to understand sentence formation - and for what commas can be used -
got that, sonny? (expl: both sentences end with ", sonny", not just "sonny".

I can see how if I'd written something along the lines of - 'The sky is
blue. But, sometimes clouds obscure the sky.' the word 'But,' would be
correct, in that context it sounds correct.

In a single sentence I'd not make a pause, there's no point in doing so,
it's a one line interruption.

4. And never start a sentence with a conjunction.


Let that be a lesson to you.

Boring, boring, boring.

You and Des should meet up.

Previously on usenet, Allan Bennett said...
In article , pseudoplatypus
URL:mailto
The plod go out looking for drunks at xmas. Other times of year, detection
is left to the safety cameras. I thought that would have been obvious.

Obvious - but completely wrong.



Check your spelling, bloody useless drunk driver

So, how long have you been trying to use English for, sonny?


That should read:

"So, for how long have you been trying to use English, sonny?"

Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.

But Platy does ok with our language, for a Paddy-Mick.

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