fruit salad
Bran muffins, dinner rolls, soft breadsticks, rice pilaf, croissants
Apple cake with rum sauce, frosted banana nut bread sherbet, home made brownies
Iced tea, water, beer, bloody marys, lemonade, coffee

The guests select food, beverages, silverware... everything from the buffet table.
They move to wherever they are comfortable, and sit with whoever they choose.
Provide trays so your guests will not spill everything all over your house from
carrying too much, nor will they have to make 10 trips back and fourth from the
service stations.



Roast Leg of Amputee

By all means, substitute lamb or a good beef roast if the haunch
it is in any way diseased. But sometimes surgeons make mistakes,
and if a healthy young limb is at hand, then don?t hesitate to cook
it to perfection!

1 high quality limb, rack, or roast
Potatoes, carrot
Oil
celery
onions
green onions
parsley
garlic
salt, pepper, etc
2 cups beef stock

Marinate meat (optional, not necessary with better cuts).
Season liberally and lace with garlic cloves by making incisions,
and placing whole cloves deep into the meat.
Grease a baking pan, and fill with a thick bed of onions,
celery, green onions, and parsley.
Place roast on top with fat side up.
Place uncovered in 500° oven for 20 minutes, reduce oven to 325°.
Bake till medium rare (150°) and let roast rest.
Pour stock over onions and drippings, carve the meat and
place the slices in the au jus.



Bisque à l?Enfant

Honor the memory of Grandma with this dish by utilizing her good
silver soup tureen and her great grandchildren (crawfish, crab or
lobster will work just as well, however this dish is classically

In article .com,
Akeel wrote:
He either gets out a CD of some slow and sexy soul jams. Yeah, it's all
very nice and suave, he's earned a kiss, maybe a blowjob and possibly
some missionary. Then again, he could get out a vinyl of the same
thing... HOT DAMN! This guy has just earned himself some dirty, erotic,
fun and to top it off he slips into her ass and she doesn't complain.

And of course 20 minutes is all he can manage...

--
*A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good *

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article .com,
Akeel wrote:
He either gets out a CD of some slow and sexy soul jams. Yeah, it's all
very nice and suave, he's earned a kiss, maybe a blowjob and possibly
some missionary. Then again, he could get out a vinyl of the same
thing... HOT DAMN! This guy has just earned himself some dirty, erotic,
fun and to top it off he slips into her ass and she doesn't complain.

And of course 20 minutes is all he can manage...

My old Garrard SP25II allowed me to stack up to 6 records, enabling about
two hours of good lovin' before flipping was required...

Who here will take up my four hour challenge?

In article ,
JustMe wrote:
My old Garrard SP25II allowed me to stack up to 6 records, enabling about
two hours of good lovin' before flipping was required...

That should get the vinyl worshippers sucking their teeth...

Who here will take up my four hour challenge?

Pass on that one.

--
*If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? *

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

JustMe wrote:

My old Garrard SP25II allowed me to stack up to 6 records, enabling about
two hours of good lovin' before flipping was required...

Who here will take up my four hour challenge?

Vinyl, valves and Viagra. It must be a job for Keith G.

--
Eiron.

On Tue, 21 Dec 2004 12:33:47 -0000, "JustMe" wrote:

"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote in message
...
In article .com,
Akeel wrote:
He either gets out a CD of some slow and sexy soul jams. Yeah, it's all
very nice and suave, he's earned a kiss, maybe a blowjob and possibly
some missionary. Then again, he could get out a vinyl of the same
thing... HOT DAMN! This guy has just earned himself some dirty, erotic,
fun and to top it off he slips into her ass and she doesn't complain.

And of course 20 minutes is all he can manage...

My old Garrard SP25II allowed me to stack up to 6 records, enabling about
two hours of good lovin' before flipping was required...

Who here will take up my four hour challenge?

Well, given that you've forgotten that the SP25 wasn't an autochanger,
maybe your heart wouldn't be up to it - not to mention certain other
parts........................ :-)
--

Stewart Pinkerton | Music is Art - Audio is Engineering

the worst bit is if the needle sticks in the grove...lol
by the time u cleaned the record and picked the bit of mars bar out of the
groves...shes gone home
best stick to 45rpm singles if u want a sure thing ..lol

"audio_origami" wrote in message
...
the worst bit is if the needle sticks in the grove...lol
by the time u cleaned the record and picked the bit of mars bar out of the
groves...shes gone home

Was it Marianne Faithful ?


best stick to 45rpm singles if u want a sure thing ..lol

"audio_origami" wrote in message
...
best stick to 45rpm singles if u want a sure thing ..lol

I can help you the-)

I have a Wurlitzer Giant Juke Box, vintage 1960 awaiting
restoration in my garage. It takes pre-decimal coinage
(sixpence I think) You can preselect tracks to be played,
so you could start with slower titles, increasing in tempo
as required. The machine has 200 hundred singles, so
four hundred sides. That 20hrs. Enough?

It also has a row of flashing lights along the top, and two
18 inch speakers. Umph enough for any occasion,
methinks.

Iain

PS some of the records are "extended play" :-)

and a little of the tomato gravy,
enough to make the mixture pliable.
Divide the stuffing among the cabbage leaves then roll.
Place seam down in a baking pan.
Ladle tomato gravy on top,
and bake at 325° for 30 - 45 minutes.



Umbilical Cordon Bleu

Nothing is so beautiful as the bond between mother and child,
so why not consume it?
Children or chicken breasts will work wonderfully also.

4 whole umbilical chords (or baby breasts, or chicken breasts)
4 thin slices of smoked ham, and Gruyere cheese
Flour
eggwash (milk and eggs)
seasoned bread crumbs
1 onion
minced
salt
pepper
butter
olive oil

Pound the breasts flat (parboil first if using umbilical
cords so they won?t be tough).
Place a slice of ham and cheese on each, along with some minced onion
then fold in half, trimming neatly.
Dredge in flour, eggwash, then seasoned breadcrumbs;
allow to sit for a few minutes.
Sauté in butter and olive oil until golden brown,
about 6 minutes on each side.



Shish Kababes

As old as the hills, this technique has employed seafood, beef, pork, lamb,
poultry, and vegetables; just about anything can be grilled, and young humans
are no exception!

High quality marinade (Teriyaki and garlic perhaps)
1 inch cubes of tender meat, preferably from the nursery
Onions
bell peppers
Wooden or metal skewers

Marinate the meat overnight.
Get the grill good and hot while placing meat, vegetables, and
fruit such as pineapples or cherries on the skewers.
Don?t be afraid to use a variety of meats.
Grill to medium rare,
serve with garlic cous-cous and sautéed as