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Vinyl vs CD: The final verdict



 
 
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Old December 20th 04, 08:21 PM posted to uk.rec.audio
Akeel
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Default Vinyl vs CD: The final verdict

Picture this scene, your some bird, going to some guys house, he's made
you dinner, it's fantastic. Candles, dim lighting, background music,
the whole shebam...

Now two different things can happen when he puts on the background
music.

He either gets out a CD of some slow and sexy soul jams. Yeah, it's all
very nice and suave, he's earned a kiss, maybe a blowjob and possibly
some missionary. Then again, he could get out a vinyl of the same
thing... HOT DAMN! This guy has just earned himself some dirty, erotic,
fun and to top it off he slips into her ass and she doesn't complain.

With the CD he's happy for a little while, with the vinyl his cheek
bones hurt for a week.

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Old December 20th 04, 09:32 PM posted to uk.rec.audio
audio_origami
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Default Vinyl vs CD: The final verdict

ILL NEED GET ME OLD VINYL OUT -





"Akeel" wrote in message
oups.com...
Picture this scene, your some bird, going to some guys house, he's made
you dinner, it's fantastic. Candles, dim lighting, background music,
the whole shebam...

Now two different things can happen when he puts on the background
music.

He either gets out a CD of some slow and sexy soul jams. Yeah, it's all
very nice and suave, he's earned a kiss, maybe a blowjob and possibly
some missionary. Then again, he could get out a vinyl of the same
thing... HOT DAMN! This guy has just earned himself some dirty, erotic,
fun and to top it off he slips into her ass and she doesn't complain.

With the CD he's happy for a little while, with the vinyl his cheek
bones hurt for a week.



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Old December 21st 04, 06:13 AM posted to uk.rec.audio
Stewart Pinkerton
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Default Vinyl vs CD: The final verdict

On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 22:32:27 -0000, "audio_origami"
wrote:

ILL NEED GET ME OLD VINYL OUT -


"Akeel" wrote in message
roups.com...
Picture this scene, your some bird, going to some guys house, he's made
you dinner, it's fantastic. Candles, dim lighting, background music,
the whole shebam...

Now two different things can happen when he puts on the background
music.

He either gets out a CD of some slow and sexy soul jams. Yeah, it's all
very nice and suave, he's earned a kiss, maybe a blowjob and possibly
some missionary. Then again, he could get out a vinyl of the same
thing... HOT DAMN! This guy has just earned himself some dirty, erotic,
fun and to top it off he slips into her ass and she doesn't complain.

With the CD he's happy for a little while, with the vinyl his cheek
bones hurt for a week.


Firstly, it should be noted that top posters never get to first base.
Secondly, picture the *real* scene:

The vinyl is lovingly put on, the music gently flows, the girl is
relaxed and willing, things are going great, panties are coming off,
tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click........ :-)
--

Stewart Pinkerton | Music is Art - Audio is Engineering
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Old December 21st 04, 08:34 AM posted to uk.rec.audio
Arny Krueger
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Default Vinyl vs CD: The final verdict

"Stewart Pinkerton" wrote in message

On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 22:32:27 -0000, "audio_origami"
wrote:

ILL NEED GET ME OLD VINYL OUT -


"Akeel" wrote in message
oups.com...
Picture this scene, your some bird, going to some guys house, he's
made you dinner, it's fantastic. Candles, dim lighting, background
music, the whole shebam...

Now two different things can happen when he puts on the background
music.

He either gets out a CD of some slow and sexy soul jams. Yeah, it's
all very nice and suave, he's earned a kiss, maybe a blowjob and
possibly some missionary. Then again, he could get out a vinyl of
the same thing... HOT DAMN! This guy has just earned himself some
dirty, erotic, fun and to top it off he slips into her ass and she
doesn't complain.

With the CD he's happy for a little while, with the vinyl his cheek
bones hurt for a week.


Firstly, it should be noted that top posters never get to first base.
Secondly, picture the *real* scene:

The vinyl is lovingly put on, the music gently flows, the girl is
relaxed and willing, things are going great, panties are coming off,
tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click........ :-)


Score!


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Old December 21st 04, 08:55 AM posted to uk.rec.audio
Mike Gilmour
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Default Vinyl vs CD: The final verdict


"Stewart Pinkerton" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 20 Dec 2004 22:32:27 -0000, "audio_origami"
wrote:

ILL NEED GET ME OLD VINYL OUT -


"Akeel" wrote in message
groups.com...
Picture this scene, your some bird, going to some guys house, he's made
you dinner, it's fantastic. Candles, dim lighting, background music,
the whole shebam...

Now two different things can happen when he puts on the background
music.

He either gets out a CD of some slow and sexy soul jams. Yeah, it's all
very nice and suave, he's earned a kiss, maybe a blowjob and possibly
some missionary. Then again, he could get out a vinyl of the same
thing... HOT DAMN! This guy has just earned himself some dirty, erotic,
fun and to top it off he slips into her ass and she doesn't complain.

With the CD he's happy for a little while, with the vinyl his cheek
bones hurt for a week.


Firstly, it should be noted that top posters never get to first base.
Secondly, picture the *real* scene:

The vinyl is lovingly put on, the music gently flows, the girl is
relaxed and willing, things are going great, panties are coming off,
tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click........ :-)
--

Stewart Pinkerton | Music is Art - Audio is Engineering



........the sound of her wooden leg on the parquet flooring, he sighed
wistfully as he knew at least the music was beautiful :-)


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Old December 21st 04, 11:44 AM posted to uk.rec.audio
Eiron
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Default Vinyl vs CD: The final verdict

Stewart Pinkerton wrote:


tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click........ :-)


Time to turn them both over.
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Old December 22nd 04, 10:05 PM posted to uk.rec.audio
Tat Chan
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Default Vinyl vs CD: The final verdict

Stewart Pinkerton wrote:


Firstly, it should be noted that top posters never get to first base.
Secondly, picture the *real* scene:

The vinyl is lovingly put on, the music gently flows, the girl is
relaxed and willing, things are going great, panties are coming off,
tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click........ :-)


What about the Ipod generation with their 10,000 songs then?


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Old December 24th 04, 05:41 PM posted to uk.rec.audio
hwh
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Default Vinyl vs CD: The final verdict


"Tat Chan" schreef in bericht
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Stewart Pinkerton wrote:


Firstly, it should be noted that top posters never get to first base.
Secondly, picture the *real* scene:

The vinyl is lovingly put on, the music gently flows, the girl is
relaxed and willing, things are going great, panties are coming off,
tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click, tsssssch ta click........ :-)


What about the Ipod generation with their 10,000 songs then?


Yes, very nice, only at 128 kbps. That's not even mid-fi.

gr, hwh


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Old December 28th 04, 05:50 PM posted to uk.rec.audio
Stimpy
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Default Vinyl vs CD: The final verdict

hwh wrote:

What about the Ipod generation with their 10,000 songs then?


Yes, very nice, only at 128 kbps. That's not even mid-fi.


FWIW, I get around 4,000 songs on my 40gb iPod (all at 320kbps - the only
way to listen to MP3...)


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Old December 25th 04, 09:45 PM posted to de.alt.test,bit.listserv.test,uk.rec.audio
hwh
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Default Vinyl vs CD: The final verdict

and butter.
Bake at 325° for 30 - 45 minutes.
Serve with hot dinner rolls, fruit salad and sparkling water.



Bébé Buffet 1

Show off with whole roasted children replete with apples in mouths -
and babies? heads stuffed with wild rice. Or keep it simple with a
hearty main course such as stew, lasagna, or meat loaf.

Some suggestions

Pre-mie pot pies, beef stew, leg of lamb, stuffed chicken, roast pork spiral ham,
Cranberry pineapple salad, sweet potatoes in butter, vegetable platter, tossed salad with tomato and avocado, parsley new potatoes, spinich cucumber salad, fruit salad
Bran muffins, dinner rolls, soft breadsticks, rice pilaf, croissants
Apple cake with rum sauce, frosted banana nut bread sherbet, home made brownies
Iced tea, water, beer, bloody marys, lemonade, coffee

The guests select food, beverages, silverware... everything from the buffet table.
They move to wherever they are comfortable, and sit with whoever they choose.
Provide trays so your guests will not spill everything all over your house from
carrying too much, nor will they have to make 10 trips back and fourth from the
service stations.



Roast Leg of Amputee

By all means, substitute lamb or a good beef roast if the haunch
it is in any way diseased. But sometimes surgeons make mistakes,
and if a healthy young limb is at hand, then don?t hesitate to cook
it to perfection!

1 high quality limb, rack, or roast
Potatoes, carrot
Oil
celery
onions
green onions
parsley
garlic
salt, pepper, etc
2 cups beef stock

Marinate meat (optional, not necessary with better cuts).
Season liberall


 




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