"Wally" wrote in message
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Keith G wrote:

And the Mister Too's only got a little boot...!

Actually, it's big enough to fit a body - I'm told a six-footer managed to
squeeze in. :-)


Anyway, the sausages I'm talking about are big, fat ones with crackly
skins and the ends extrude and get cooked crisp. You can *not* buy
these in the shops....

Ah yes, proper sausages. Not too keen on flaky rolls, though - I always
make
the mistake of breathing in as the crust crumbles...


Brown bread toast'll do it for me - the crumbs always go down the wrong way
and make me cawf my head off..!! :-)

"Wally" wrote in message
...
Keith G wrote:
... or I can
go out and boot the arse off my sports car. Tough choice! :-)

Do it while you still can - they'll be rationing your 'tarmac time'
before long....

Aye, I'm waiting for the day when they annouce that compulsory GPS mileage
trackers be fitted to all vehicles. I wonder what tin foil would do the
aerial...


Dominoes - a good gag in the MR2 is to crawl past a gas-guzzler like it's
hard work and wait for the ****s to put their foot down as you draw
alongside (which they always do) then fekkin' *floor it* and shrink the
buggers in yer r/v mirror like they've shot off *backwards*..!! :-)

Don't bother changing down - it's not necessary in the MR2 and if they catch
you up in traffic later on, they always hang back well out of the way!! :-)


snip Trevor-bashing - with a bit of luck the penny'll drop soon..



Here's one that I used to have in my sig, in response to all that tinyurl
stuff...

www.makearatherlonglinkthattakesyounowhere.com

Yes, people have clicked it - and told me it was broken! :-)


:-)


Right, changing the subject, here's a little choon to lull you to sleep:

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show...%20Mixdown.mp3

Nowt to rave about I know, but it's all our own work (Swim played the clart
and the piano, I did everything else!!) and, so far, we've only had 2 x
clart, 2 x piano and the one 'self - accompanying' (?) recording sessions!

(Estimated time to first European Tour now standing at 23.5 years....!! ;-)

Keith G wrote:

Dominoes - a good gag in the MR2 is to crawl past a gas-guzzler like
it's hard work and wait for the ****s to put their foot down as you
draw alongside (which they always do) then fekkin' *floor it* and
shrink the buggers in yer r/v mirror like they've shot off
*backwards*..!! :-)

Don't bother changing down - it's not necessary in the MR2 and if
they catch you up in traffic later on, they always hang back well out
of the way!! :-)

Oooh, I dunno about that - it has butterflies in the inlet tracts that open
at something like 4800rpm to match the increased sook the engine generates.
Drop it into whatever gear gives you 5000 and it *goes*. (The rev3+
(1994-on) redlines at 7000, not sure about the rev1/2.) Could drop a gear
prior to 'struggling' past the guzzler (up the revs to make 'em think it's
got nothing left), and, when they try it on, drop *another* gear and feed
them dust. :-)

Superb motor when on the cam. And the handling is outragous. With tidy low
milers at around 3K, they're damn-near peerless for the money.


Right, changing the subject, here's a little choon to lull you to
sleep:

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show...%20Mixdown.mp3

Nowt to rave about I know, but it's all our own work (Swim played the
clart and the piano, I did everything else!!) and, so far, we've only
had 2 x clart, 2 x piano and the one 'self - accompanying' (?)
recording sessions!

Not shabby at all, Keith - and DIY music is great fun! I think you mean
overdubbing - recording one part, and then recording the next while
monitoring the first (usually through headphones to maintain isolation
between tracks).


(Estimated time to first European Tour now standing at 23.5
years....!! ;-)

It could happen! My favourite Swim recording is still Prelude No 1 in Cmaj.
One day, I'll get me a MIDI keyboard and learn to play it.


--
Wally
www.wally.myby.co.uk
Call me a saint, call me a sinner - just don't call me... late for
dinner.

"Wally" wrote


Oooh, I dunno about that - it has butterflies in the inlet tracts that
open
at something like 4800rpm to match the increased sook the engine
generates.
Drop it into whatever gear gives you 5000 and it *goes*. (The rev3+
(1994-on) redlines at 7000, not sure about the rev1/2.) Could drop a gear
prior to 'struggling' past the guzzler (up the revs to make 'em think it's
got nothing left), and, when they try it on, drop *another* gear and feed
them dust. :-)



OK, that's enough of that!! ;-)



Superb motor when on the cam. And the handling is outragous. With tidy low
milers at around 3K, they're damn-near peerless for the money.


Certainly a *lot* more fun than most!!




Right, changing the subject, here's a little choon to lull you to
sleep:

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show...%20Mixdown.mp3

Nowt to rave about I know, but it's all our own work (Swim played the
clart and the piano, I did everything else!!) and, so far, we've only
had 2 x clart, 2 x piano and the one 'self - accompanying' (?)
recording sessions!

Not shabby at all, Keith - and DIY music is great fun! I think you mean
overdubbing - recording one part, and then recording the next while
monitoring the first (usually through headphones to maintain isolation
between tracks).


Thank you - and yes, Swim played the piano accompaniment while listening to
the clart track on headphones. I pasted an 'intro countdown' on the front of
the tracks and burned them to CDRW and she counted over it (well, the '3, 4'
bit!) on the way in to give me a reference to line the tracks up. (I don't
know how to do it in the software yet!! :-)

If you are interested, the above was actually the third attempt, the first
two (warts an' all) we

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show...%20Mixdown.mp3

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show...%20Mixdown.mp3

Not the best Chopin track available (I fudged a bit out of it to see if I
could hide a loud squawk) and all sorts of crap creeping into the mix on the
Fibich, plus a little bit of clipping! (Kills me - gives me a sound check at
'tinkle tinkle' levels, than pounds the crap out of it when the 'tape's'
running!! :-)


It could happen! My favourite Swim recording is still Prelude No 1 in
Cmaj.
One day, I'll get me a MIDI keyboard and learn to play it.


Yes. Do it! Great fun on the long, dark nights ahead - you can't spend all
your time/money screeching round the lanes!! :-)

On Sun, 5 Nov 2006 02:36:31 -0000, "Keith G"
wrote:


Thank you - and yes, Swim played the piano accompaniment while listening to
the clart track on headphones. I pasted an 'intro countdown' on the front of
the tracks and burned them to CDRW and she counted over it (well, the '3, 4'
bit!) on the way in to give me a reference to line the tracks up. (I don't
know how to do it in the software yet!! :-)

If you are interested, the above was actually the third attempt, the first
two (warts an' all) we

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show...%20Mixdown.mp3

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show...%20Mixdown.mp3


Nice to hear some real music. What do YOU think could be improved?
I'd suggest not micing the clarinet quite so close. And check the
tuning - it's rather sharp in the McDowell.

But it's only a third attempt, for goodness' sake! Next one please?

On Sun, 5 Nov 2006 00:01:09 -0000, "Keith G"
wrote:

Right, changing the subject, here's a little choon to lull you to sleep:

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show...%20Mixdown.mp3

Nowt to rave about I know, but it's all our own work (Swim played the clart
and the piano, I did everything else!!) and, so far, we've only had 2 x
clart, 2 x piano and the one 'self - accompanying' (?) recording sessions!

(Estimated time to first European Tour now standing at 23.5 years....!! ;-)

That'll do me. It works well. Now again from the top, playing to the
last row of the stalls.

d

--
Pearce Consulting
http://www.pearce.uk.com

"Don Pearce" wrote in message
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On Sun, 5 Nov 2006 00:01:09 -0000, "Keith G"
wrote:

Right, changing the subject, here's a little choon to lull you to sleep:

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show...%20Mixdown.mp3

Nowt to rave about I know, but it's all our own work (Swim played the
clart
and the piano, I did everything else!!) and, so far, we've only had 2 x
clart, 2 x piano and the one 'self - accompanying' (?) recording sessions!

(Estimated time to first European Tour now standing at 23.5 years....!!
;-)

That'll do me. It works well. Now again from the top, playing to the
last row of the stalls.



No, sod 'em - teach 'em to pay for a decent seat!

Now try it again - it's become "Pastorale With Impending Coffee Break'...

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show...20Mix%2001.mp3

:-)

Whotcha fink? - Chicks a bit too strong?

I wanted ordinary birdsong but haven't got any yet - it's what comes of
using other people's 'natural sounds'!! They ain't ever gonna be *just
right* - at least, not 'til I conquer a bit more of the software!!

(Such silliness - sometimes, I just crack myself up!! :-))

On Sun, 5 Nov 2006 16:26:42 -0000, "Keith G"
wrote:


"Don Pearce" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 5 Nov 2006 00:01:09 -0000, "Keith G"
wrote:

Right, changing the subject, here's a little choon to lull you to sleep:

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show...%20Mixdown.mp3

Nowt to rave about I know, but it's all our own work (Swim played the
clart
and the piano, I did everything else!!) and, so far, we've only had 2 x
clart, 2 x piano and the one 'self - accompanying' (?) recording sessions!

(Estimated time to first European Tour now standing at 23.5 years....!!
;-)

That'll do me. It works well. Now again from the top, playing to the
last row of the stalls.



No, sod 'em - teach 'em to pay for a decent seat!

Now try it again - it's become "Pastorale With Impending Coffee Break'...

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show...20Mix%2001.mp3

:-)

Whotcha fink? - Chicks a bit too strong?

I wanted ordinary birdsong but haven't got any yet - it's what comes of
using other people's 'natural sounds'!! They ain't ever gonna be *just
right* - at least, not 'til I conquer a bit more of the software!!

(Such silliness - sometimes, I just crack myself up!! :-))




No joy downloading that...

d

--
Pearce Consulting
http://www.pearce.uk.com

On Sun, 5 Nov 2006 16:26:42 -0000, "Keith G"
wrote:


"Don Pearce" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 5 Nov 2006 00:01:09 -0000, "Keith G"
wrote:

Right, changing the subject, here's a little choon to lull you to sleep:

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show...%20Mixdown.mp3

Nowt to rave about I know, but it's all our own work (Swim played the
clart
and the piano, I did everything else!!) and, so far, we've only had 2 x
clart, 2 x piano and the one 'self - accompanying' (?) recording sessions!

(Estimated time to first European Tour now standing at 23.5 years....!!
;-)

That'll do me. It works well. Now again from the top, playing to the
last row of the stalls.



No, sod 'em - teach 'em to pay for a decent seat!

Now try it again - it's become "Pastorale With Impending Coffee Break'...

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show...20Mix%2001.mp3

:-)

Whotcha fink? - Chicks a bit too strong?

I wanted ordinary birdsong but haven't got any yet - it's what comes of
using other people's 'natural sounds'!! They ain't ever gonna be *just
right* - at least, not 'til I conquer a bit more of the software!!

(Such silliness - sometimes, I just crack myself up!! :-))




Arrrgh! Too much birdies.

d

--
Pearce Consulting
http://www.pearce.uk.com

"Don Pearce" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 5 Nov 2006 16:26:42 -0000, "Keith G"
wrote:


"Don Pearce" wrote in message
. ..
On Sun, 5 Nov 2006 00:01:09 -0000, "Keith G"
wrote:

Right, changing the subject, here's a little choon to lull you to sleep:

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show...%20Mixdown.mp3

Nowt to rave about I know, but it's all our own work (Swim played the
clart
and the piano, I did everything else!!) and, so far, we've only had 2 x
clart, 2 x piano and the one 'self - accompanying' (?) recording
sessions!

(Estimated time to first European Tour now standing at 23.5 years....!!
;-)

That'll do me. It works well. Now again from the top, playing to the
last row of the stalls.



No, sod 'em - teach 'em to pay for a decent seat!

Now try it again - it's become "Pastorale With Impending Coffee Break'...

http://www.apah69.dsl.pipex.com/show...20Mix%2001.mp3

:-)

Whotcha fink? - Chicks a bit too strong?

I wanted ordinary birdsong but haven't got any yet - it's what comes of
using other people's 'natural sounds'!! They ain't ever gonna be *just
right* - at least, not 'til I conquer a bit more of the software!!

(Such silliness - sometimes, I just crack myself up!! :-))




Arrrgh! Too much birdies.



I know - they ain't 'birdies' per se, they're *chicks* from a ton of 'wrong'
crap I'm getting (courtesy of a certain 'Mr Lucas'!! ;-) - I could have got
better birdsong from the back doorstep!! But I haven't mastered (even looked
at, actually) the art of changing sound levels in the tracks yet! I thought
the dogs were good - bit PF, that!! (Could have been worse - I couldh'a used
the 'Dentist's Drill' clip.....!! :-)

Headphones don't help though - it hangs better off the speakers at a nice
low volume!!

(Earlier today there was some wattock on Carsick FM or was it R3 who has
'composed' summat with a load of crappy samples from the Net - fekkin'
terrible, I thought!!)

Anyway, early days yet, but I do want my own sounds - the samples I've got
sound way too much like, er *samples*!! (I think there's a whole orchestra
down in my garage, before I even wander oot and aboot!!)


PS. Anybody want a bit of a cold and sore throat that's come originally from
someone at the 'Department Of Health'....!!!??

YHFL.....

:-)