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BigAl October 27th 03 12:00 PM

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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 11:51:14 +0000, Bernard Hill
wrote:

"paedophilia" is the correct spelling in the part of the world in which
I live.


I don't know what "armpit of the world" you hale from, but excuses for
poor spelling are pretty lame.


This is typical stupidity from America. Can't manage to spell so corrupt the
proper spelling to cater for their inadequacies.
For your info:

Paedo is from the Greek and means child - or, in ancient days, boy. Phile is
from the Greek (philos) and means friend but it in turn comes from the Greek
phileein - to love. Hence paedophile is a lover of children. Though nowadays
seen to be the sexual love of children it can be used in its much more
innocent way.

Pedo comes from the Greek and means foot. So what you're doing is accusing
people of having a foot fetish. I've never understood why people have
fetishes about feet but, hey!, it's harmless enough.

It is, however, a sad fact that Lexicographers have to facilitate American
ignorance when it comes to spelling and do, nowadays, include this
corruption.

BigAl



BigAl October 27th 03 12:00 PM

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wrote in message
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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 11:51:14 +0000, Bernard Hill
wrote:

"paedophilia" is the correct spelling in the part of the world in which
I live.


I don't know what "armpit of the world" you hale from, but excuses for
poor spelling are pretty lame.


This is typical stupidity from America. Can't manage to spell so corrupt the
proper spelling to cater for their inadequacies.
For your info:

Paedo is from the Greek and means child - or, in ancient days, boy. Phile is
from the Greek (philos) and means friend but it in turn comes from the Greek
phileein - to love. Hence paedophile is a lover of children. Though nowadays
seen to be the sexual love of children it can be used in its much more
innocent way.

Pedo comes from the Greek and means foot. So what you're doing is accusing
people of having a foot fetish. I've never understood why people have
fetishes about feet but, hey!, it's harmless enough.

It is, however, a sad fact that Lexicographers have to facilitate American
ignorance when it comes to spelling and do, nowadays, include this
corruption.

BigAl



[email protected] October 27th 03 12:16 PM

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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 12:44:08 GMT, "-=ô;ö=-"
wrote:

hmmmm...I would guess..somewhere close to Springfield Mass..


What a genius! Amaze me some more with your parlor tricks.

[email protected] October 27th 03 12:16 PM

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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 12:44:08 GMT, "-=ô;ö=-"
wrote:

hmmmm...I would guess..somewhere close to Springfield Mass..


What a genius! Amaze me some more with your parlor tricks.

[email protected] October 27th 03 12:21 PM

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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 12:56:46 +0000, Kurt Hamster
wrote:

On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 12:49:54 GMT, used
to say...

Regardless of what you think of me there is a line between general abuse
(of which I am immune) and libel/defamation. You crossed that line.
Simple really.


Not as simple as you and your childish internet threats. You guys are
so predictable. Of course if you had a REAL lawyer he'd tell you that
1) Identifying the person who actually typed the offending messages is
next to impossible, and 2) the person you are suing had better be
pretty well off, or you'll be the one whose out of pocket money.
What a foolish little pedophile you are...

John Abbott
85 mecanic st
westfield, mass 01085
(413) 568-4103


I rather doubt that is your real address, but it's a start.

You asked, you received.

[email protected] October 27th 03 12:21 PM

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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 12:56:46 +0000, Kurt Hamster
wrote:

On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 12:49:54 GMT, used
to say...

Regardless of what you think of me there is a line between general abuse
(of which I am immune) and libel/defamation. You crossed that line.
Simple really.


Not as simple as you and your childish internet threats. You guys are
so predictable. Of course if you had a REAL lawyer he'd tell you that
1) Identifying the person who actually typed the offending messages is
next to impossible, and 2) the person you are suing had better be
pretty well off, or you'll be the one whose out of pocket money.
What a foolish little pedophile you are...

John Abbott
85 mecanic st
westfield, mass 01085
(413) 568-4103


I rather doubt that is your real address, but it's a start.

You asked, you received.

[email protected] October 27th 03 12:23 PM

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"BigAl" is the correct spelling for "anal fornicators", it comes from
the ancient Roman term "idiot arsehole" or "child diddler". Merriam
Websters 2nd edition.



[email protected] October 27th 03 12:23 PM

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"BigAl" is the correct spelling for "anal fornicators", it comes from
the ancient Roman term "idiot arsehole" or "child diddler". Merriam
Websters 2nd edition.



Dave Plowman October 27th 03 12:30 PM

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In article ,
Bernard Hill wrote:
BTW, before
chastising others about spelling errors, you should learn to spell
"pedophilia"


"paedophilia" is the correct spelling in the part of the world in which
I live.


I think since the US has more paedophiles than anywhere else they should
be allowed to choose the spelling.

--
*I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met *

Dave Plowman London SW 12
RIP Acorn

Dave Plowman October 27th 03 12:30 PM

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In article ,
Bernard Hill wrote:
BTW, before
chastising others about spelling errors, you should learn to spell
"pedophilia"


"paedophilia" is the correct spelling in the part of the world in which
I live.


I think since the US has more paedophiles than anywhere else they should
be allowed to choose the spelling.

--
*I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met *

Dave Plowman London SW 12
RIP Acorn

Dave Plowman October 27th 03 12:33 PM

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wrote:
So we can assume you swallow the Hamsters "love juices" too then?


I take it you chose your name after your idea of 'love juices' ?

--
*I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it *

Dave Plowman London SW 12
RIP Acorn

Dave Plowman October 27th 03 12:33 PM

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wrote:
So we can assume you swallow the Hamsters "love juices" too then?


I take it you chose your name after your idea of 'love juices' ?

--
*I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it *

Dave Plowman London SW 12
RIP Acorn

Dave Plowman October 27th 03 12:34 PM

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wrote:
Where are you exactly?

Nice try limey. You can do better than that can't you?
Take a stroll to Woodside Aberdeen, visit The Robies joiner shop.


Then you are one loony loon.

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*Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat.) *

Dave Plowman London SW 12
RIP Acorn

Dave Plowman October 27th 03 12:34 PM

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wrote:
Where are you exactly?

Nice try limey. You can do better than that can't you?
Take a stroll to Woodside Aberdeen, visit The Robies joiner shop.


Then you are one loony loon.

--
*Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat.) *

Dave Plowman London SW 12
RIP Acorn

[email protected] October 27th 03 01:00 PM

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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 13:30:57 +0000 (GMT), Dave Plowman
wrote:

I think since the US has more paedophiles than anywhere else they should
be allowed to choose the spelling.


Yeah, the ones sent over here from england.

[email protected] October 27th 03 01:00 PM

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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 13:30:57 +0000 (GMT), Dave Plowman
wrote:

I think since the US has more paedophiles than anywhere else they should
be allowed to choose the spelling.


Yeah, the ones sent over here from england.

[email protected] October 27th 03 01:01 PM

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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 13:33:05 +0000 (GMT), Dave Plowman
wrote:

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wrote:
So we can assume you swallow the Hamsters "love juices" too then?


I take it you chose your name after your idea of 'love juices' ?


Naw, I like poop, more roughage.

[email protected] October 27th 03 01:01 PM

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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 13:33:05 +0000 (GMT), Dave Plowman
wrote:

In article ,
wrote:
So we can assume you swallow the Hamsters "love juices" too then?


I take it you chose your name after your idea of 'love juices' ?


Naw, I like poop, more roughage.

[email protected] October 27th 03 01:01 PM

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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 13:34:13 +0000 (GMT), Dave Plowman
wrote:

In article ,
wrote:
Where are you exactly?

Nice try limey. You can do better than that can't you?
Take a stroll to Woodside Aberdeen, visit The Robies joiner shop.


Then you are one loony loon.


Oh, that's so looney (learn to spell "looney")

[email protected] October 27th 03 01:01 PM

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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 13:34:13 +0000 (GMT), Dave Plowman
wrote:

In article ,
wrote:
Where are you exactly?

Nice try limey. You can do better than that can't you?
Take a stroll to Woodside Aberdeen, visit The Robies joiner shop.


Then you are one loony loon.


Oh, that's so looney (learn to spell "looney")

Kurt Hamster October 27th 03 02:56 PM

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It has become clear to me that I've been exposed for the skinner that
I am. My long criminal record, and my staus as a registered sex
offender has been revealed. I think at this stage myself and my lil'
group of maree's will disband while I commit myself for more
psychiatric care. Hopefully I can get these images of naked children
out of my head. Give me credit for trying to get help folks.
So I'm leaving the group for now, it was nice being here with you all.
BTW, if you see my group is in town playing, hide your wee ones.
Any posts from my old address will just be imposters pretending to be
me, ignore them.
cheers.

Kurt

www.thehamsturds.pilesofcrap.com
The UK's top blues and bagpipes group.

Kurt Hamster October 27th 03 02:56 PM

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It has become clear to me that I've been exposed for the skinner that
I am. My long criminal record, and my staus as a registered sex
offender has been revealed. I think at this stage myself and my lil'
group of maree's will disband while I commit myself for more
psychiatric care. Hopefully I can get these images of naked children
out of my head. Give me credit for trying to get help folks.
So I'm leaving the group for now, it was nice being here with you all.
BTW, if you see my group is in town playing, hide your wee ones.
Any posts from my old address will just be imposters pretending to be
me, ignore them.
cheers.

Kurt

www.thehamsturds.pilesofcrap.com
The UK's top blues and bagpipes group.

turf October 27th 03 02:59 PM

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I knew you was a diddler Kurt, you low-life!

On 27 Oct 2003 07:56:57 -0800, (Kurt
Hamster) wrote:

It has become clear to me that I've been exposed for the skinner that
I am. My long criminal record, and my staus as a registered sex
offender has been revealed. I think at this stage myself and my lil'
group of maree's will disband while I commit myself for more
psychiatric care. Hopefully I can get these images of naked children
out of my head. Give me credit for trying to get help folks.
So I'm leaving the group for now, it was nice being here with you all.
BTW, if you see my group is in town playing, hide your wee ones.
Any posts from my old address will just be imposters pretending to be
me, ignore them.
cheers.

Kurt

www.thehamsturds.pilesofcrap.com
The UK's top blues and bagpipes group.



turf October 27th 03 02:59 PM

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I knew you was a diddler Kurt, you low-life!

On 27 Oct 2003 07:56:57 -0800, (Kurt
Hamster) wrote:

It has become clear to me that I've been exposed for the skinner that
I am. My long criminal record, and my staus as a registered sex
offender has been revealed. I think at this stage myself and my lil'
group of maree's will disband while I commit myself for more
psychiatric care. Hopefully I can get these images of naked children
out of my head. Give me credit for trying to get help folks.
So I'm leaving the group for now, it was nice being here with you all.
BTW, if you see my group is in town playing, hide your wee ones.
Any posts from my old address will just be imposters pretending to be
me, ignore them.
cheers.

Kurt

www.thehamsturds.pilesofcrap.com
The UK's top blues and bagpipes group.



Dave Plowman October 27th 03 04:03 PM

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In article ,
wrote:
Nice try limey. You can do better than that can't you?
Take a stroll to Woodside Aberdeen, visit The Robies joiner shop.


Then you are one loony loon.


Oh, that's so looney (learn to spell "looney")


The language in use here is English, and I use the English spelling from
an English dictionary. Invent your own language and call it something
else. Of course, expecting the US to invent something instead of stealing
it is a bit rich.

--
*Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.

Dave Plowman London SW 12
RIP Acorn

Dave Plowman October 27th 03 04:03 PM

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In article ,
wrote:
Nice try limey. You can do better than that can't you?
Take a stroll to Woodside Aberdeen, visit The Robies joiner shop.


Then you are one loony loon.


Oh, that's so looney (learn to spell "looney")


The language in use here is English, and I use the English spelling from
an English dictionary. Invent your own language and call it something
else. Of course, expecting the US to invent something instead of stealing
it is a bit rich.

--
*Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.

Dave Plowman London SW 12
RIP Acorn

Spaz October 27th 03 04:57 PM

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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 17:03:46 +0000 (GMT), Dave Plowman
wrote:

In article ,
wrote:
Nice try limey. You can do better than that can't you?
Take a stroll to Woodside Aberdeen, visit The Robies joiner shop.

Then you are one loony loon.


Oh, that's so looney (learn to spell "looney")


The language in use here is English, and I use the English spelling from
an English dictionary. Invent your own language and call it something
else. Of course, expecting the US to invent something instead of stealing
it is a bit rich.


You wouldn't know english if it ripped your arse open.

Spaz October 27th 03 04:57 PM

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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 17:03:46 +0000 (GMT), Dave Plowman
wrote:

In article ,
wrote:
Nice try limey. You can do better than that can't you?
Take a stroll to Woodside Aberdeen, visit The Robies joiner shop.

Then you are one loony loon.


Oh, that's so looney (learn to spell "looney")


The language in use here is English, and I use the English spelling from
an English dictionary. Invent your own language and call it something
else. Of course, expecting the US to invent something instead of stealing
it is a bit rich.


You wouldn't know english if it ripped your arse open.

Dave Plowman October 27th 03 05:43 PM

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In article ,
Spaz wrote:
The language in use here is English, and I use the English spelling
from an English dictionary. Invent your own language and call it
something else. Of course, expecting the US to invent something instead
of stealing it is a bit rich.


You wouldn't know english if it ripped your arse open.


Did you write this or is it coming from a random comment generator?

--
*Never test the depth of the water with both feet.*

Dave Plowman London SW 12
RIP Acorn

Dave Plowman October 27th 03 05:43 PM

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In article ,
Spaz wrote:
The language in use here is English, and I use the English spelling
from an English dictionary. Invent your own language and call it
something else. Of course, expecting the US to invent something instead
of stealing it is a bit rich.


You wouldn't know english if it ripped your arse open.


Did you write this or is it coming from a random comment generator?

--
*Never test the depth of the water with both feet.*

Dave Plowman London SW 12
RIP Acorn

Ian Molton October 27th 03 08:25 PM

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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 17:57:41 GMT
Spaz wrote:

The language in use here is English, and I use the English spelling
from an English dictionary. Invent your own language and call it
something else. Of course, expecting the US to invent something
instead of stealing it is a bit rich.


You wouldn't know english if it ripped your arse open.


Well, at least he can spell the location of his head... Its amazing how
many yanks have their heads inserted into donkeys...

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Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are tasty and good with
ketchup.

Ian Molton October 27th 03 08:25 PM

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On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 17:57:41 GMT
Spaz wrote:

The language in use here is English, and I use the English spelling
from an English dictionary. Invent your own language and call it
something else. Of course, expecting the US to invent something
instead of stealing it is a bit rich.


You wouldn't know english if it ripped your arse open.


Well, at least he can spell the location of his head... Its amazing how
many yanks have their heads inserted into donkeys...

--
Spyros lair: http://www.mnementh.co.uk/ |||| Maintainer: arm26 linux

Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are tasty and good with
ketchup.

Laurence Payne October 30th 03 12:27 PM

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On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 13:08:16 -0000, "Paul"
wrote:

get broadband..............then zip and email

You can't Zip an MP3, it's already compressed...


Course you can. Go on - try. It won't get much smaller. But you
can certainly Zip it.

Laurence Payne October 30th 03 12:27 PM

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On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 13:08:16 -0000, "Paul"
wrote:

get broadband..............then zip and email

You can't Zip an MP3, it's already compressed...


Course you can. Go on - try. It won't get much smaller. But you
can certainly Zip it.

Don Pearce October 30th 03 12:32 PM

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On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 13:27:54 +0000, Laurence Payne
wrote:

On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 13:08:16 -0000, "Paul"
wrote:

get broadband..............then zip and email

You can't Zip an MP3, it's already compressed...


Course you can. Go on - try. It won't get much smaller. But you
can certainly Zip it.


Actually it will probably get bigger. It won't manage any further
compression, but a header will be added.

d

_____________________________

http://www.pearce.uk.com

Don Pearce October 30th 03 12:32 PM

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On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 13:27:54 +0000, Laurence Payne
wrote:

On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 13:08:16 -0000, "Paul"
wrote:

get broadband..............then zip and email

You can't Zip an MP3, it's already compressed...


Course you can. Go on - try. It won't get much smaller. But you
can certainly Zip it.


Actually it will probably get bigger. It won't manage any further
compression, but a header will be added.

d

_____________________________

http://www.pearce.uk.com

Phiilip Followthrough October 30th 03 04:36 PM

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and of course it stops windoze media player trying to open it in
transit.....



Phiilip Followthrough October 30th 03 04:36 PM

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and of course it stops windoze media player trying to open it in
transit.....



Fleetie October 31st 03 12:34 AM

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"Don Pearce" wrote in message ...
On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 13:27:54 +0000, Laurence Payne
wrote:

On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 13:08:16 -0000, "Paul"
wrote:

get broadband..............then zip and email

You can't Zip an MP3, it's already compressed...


Course you can. Go on - try. It won't get much smaller. But you
can certainly Zip it.


Actually it will probably get bigger. It won't manage any further
compression, but a header will be added.


Not the point. The man said you can still zip it. And he was right.
The compression ratio is irrelevant to his assertion. He said you
can zip it, and he was right.


Martin
--
M.A.Poyser Tel.: 07967 110890
Manchester, U.K. http://www.fleetie.demon.co.uk



Fleetie October 31st 03 12:34 AM

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"Don Pearce" wrote in message ...
On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 13:27:54 +0000, Laurence Payne
wrote:

On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 13:08:16 -0000, "Paul"
wrote:

get broadband..............then zip and email

You can't Zip an MP3, it's already compressed...


Course you can. Go on - try. It won't get much smaller. But you
can certainly Zip it.


Actually it will probably get bigger. It won't manage any further
compression, but a header will be added.


Not the point. The man said you can still zip it. And he was right.
The compression ratio is irrelevant to his assertion. He said you
can zip it, and he was right.


Martin
--
M.A.Poyser Tel.: 07967 110890
Manchester, U.K. http://www.fleetie.demon.co.uk




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