Q: How many Stewart Pinkertons does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. The darkness is all in your mind. It's a figment of your
imagination, you arrogant tosser. Any idiot knows there's no difference
between a failed light bulb and one that works. And I'll give you a
grand if you can tell the difference.

(Hmmm... just imagine if Russ Andrews started selling light bulbs...
"guaranteed to make your life brighter - or your money back!")

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On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 18:50:45 +0100, Glenn Richards
wrote:

Q: How many Stewart Pinkertons does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. The darkness is all in your mind. It's a figment of your
imagination, you arrogant tosser. Any idiot knows there's no difference
between a failed light bulb and one that works. And I'll give you a
grand if you can tell the difference.

(Hmmm... just imagine if Russ Andrews started selling light bulbs...
"guaranteed to make your life brighter - or your money back!")

Q. What sort of person, when offered a grand if he can tell a lit
light bulb from an unlit one, says no?

A. I don't think we even need to fill this bit in.

d

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http://www.pearce.uk.com

Don Pearce wrote:

A. I don't think we even need to fill this bit in.

You are Stewart Pinkerton and I claim my five pounds.

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On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 19:22:29 +0100, Glenn Richards
wrote:

Don Pearce wrote:

A. I don't think we even need to fill this bit in.

You are Stewart Pinkerton and I claim my five pounds.

You wouldn't know what to do with five pounds.

d

Pearce Consulting
http://www.pearce.uk.com

On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 19:22:29 +0100, Glenn Richards
wrote:

Don Pearce wrote:

A. I don't think we even need to fill this bit in.

You are Stewart Pinkerton and I claim my five pounds.

No, *I* am Stewart Pinkerton (but not Spartacus!), and you have so far
failed to claim the thousand pounds that your constant bleating about
'cable sound' should make a sure thing. Unless of course you're just
another lying tosser.............

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On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 17:56:20 GMT, (Don Pearce)
wrote:

On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 18:50:45 +0100, Glenn Richards
wrote:

Q: How many Stewart Pinkertons does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. The darkness is all in your mind. It's a figment of your
imagination, you arrogant tosser. Any idiot knows there's no difference
between a failed light bulb and one that works. And I'll give you a
grand if you can tell the difference.

(Hmmm... just imagine if Russ Andrews started selling light bulbs...
"guaranteed to make your life brighter - or your money back!")

Q. What sort of person, when offered a grand if he can tell a lit
light bulb from an unlit one, says no?

A. I don't think we even need to fill this bit in.

It's tempting to suggest that *someone* need to fill this git in...
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Prat. You're an adult.

Fleetie wrote:

Prat. You're an adult.

Yeah, and I spend all day every day having to act my age. Or older.

It's like I always say... growing old is mandatory - growing UP is optional!

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On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 21:19:17 +0100, Glenn Richards
wrote:

Fleetie wrote:

Prat. You're an adult.

Yeah, and I spend all day every day having to act my age. Or older.

Actually, you tend to act your shoe size - and you clearly have very
small feet.
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