Q: How many Stewart Pinkertons does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. The darkness is all in your mind. It's a figment of your
imagination, you arrogant tosser. Any idiot knows there's no difference
between a failed light bulb and one that works. And I'll give you a
grand if you can tell the difference.

(Hmmm... just imagine if Russ Andrews started selling light bulbs...
"guaranteed to make your life brighter - or your money back!")

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