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G.S. October 27th 03 01:01 AM

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On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 20:29:15 +0000, Kurt Hamster
wrote:


Is sex with hamsters really better?


Better than what?


Your right hand, the only thing keeping you a virgin (besides that
face)

Lebowski October 27th 03 01:01 AM

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"Kurt Hamster" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 13:14:24 +1300, Lebowski used
to say...

"The Hamsters" ????? What a ****ed name for a hard-ass "blues-rock" band.
What do you play? Themes from The Lion King? Do you do children's

parties?

;-))


Ooer, the Little Lebowski cracked a funny. Duh, I've never heard that
one before.



Notice the "wink", it was just a silly half-assed wind-up :) Ah well, even
The Beatles must have copped a fair bit of initial flak..



Lebowski October 27th 03 01:01 AM

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"Kurt Hamster" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 27 Oct 2003 13:14:24 +1300, Lebowski used
to say...

"The Hamsters" ????? What a ****ed name for a hard-ass "blues-rock" band.
What do you play? Themes from The Lion King? Do you do children's

parties?

;-))


Ooer, the Little Lebowski cracked a funny. Duh, I've never heard that
one before.



Notice the "wink", it was just a silly half-assed wind-up :) Ah well, even
The Beatles must have copped a fair bit of initial flak..



G.S. October 27th 03 01:02 AM

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On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 20:30:47 +0000, Kurt Hamster
wrote:

It just intrigued me as you continually refer to them.


And you continually respond to them.

Obviously it's a Freudian thing. Not that you would understand that, but
I just don't have time to explain it to a hormonal teenager.

Think you could? Naw...

G.S. October 27th 03 01:02 AM

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On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 20:30:47 +0000, Kurt Hamster
wrote:

It just intrigued me as you continually refer to them.


And you continually respond to them.

Obviously it's a Freudian thing. Not that you would understand that, but
I just don't have time to explain it to a hormonal teenager.

Think you could? Naw...

G.S. October 27th 03 01:03 AM

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On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 20:31:21 +0000, Kurt Hamster
wrote:

Can you say "gobble gobble" ?

You've just proven that you can.

Type it, but you do it.

G.S. October 27th 03 01:03 AM

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On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 20:31:21 +0000, Kurt Hamster
wrote:

Can you say "gobble gobble" ?

You've just proven that you can.

Type it, but you do it.

G.S. October 27th 03 01:04 AM

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On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 20:33:48 +0000, Kurt Hamster
wrote:

On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 19:46:35 GMT, G.S. used
to say...

How many Hamsters have you had in your butt at once?


LMAO, you really do have a things about posteriors don't you? I've also
noticed that you rarely know the correct name for things.


C'mon now tell us, how many hamsters have you had in your ass at once,
enquiring minds want to know.



Just between you and I,


Oh, I'm quite sure you'd like to get "it" between us.

do you find your lack of education frustrating?

Know, dew yew?

G.S. October 27th 03 01:04 AM

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On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 20:33:48 +0000, Kurt Hamster
wrote:

On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 19:46:35 GMT, G.S. used
to say...

How many Hamsters have you had in your butt at once?


LMAO, you really do have a things about posteriors don't you? I've also
noticed that you rarely know the correct name for things.


C'mon now tell us, how many hamsters have you had in your ass at once,
enquiring minds want to know.



Just between you and I,


Oh, I'm quite sure you'd like to get "it" between us.

do you find your lack of education frustrating?

Know, dew yew?

G.S. October 27th 03 01:06 AM

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On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 23:58:34 +0000, Ian Molton wrote:

On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 18:33:50 GMT
GS wrote:


Just so people know - despite anything else in this thread, Im
*definately* not on whatever side of the 'argument' this guys on...


Coming from a registered sex offender that's a laugh!


Excuse me? I am *not* a registered sex offender.


Ah sorry, butt yes you are. I found your info in the sex offender
registry, and verified it via your pic and home address. Were those
young lads tasty?


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